[moyesaldo]

meh, it's only a spider, every night i have to check if there's a moses hiding under my bed.

[Hectic]

Originally Posted by moses

Well hello Hectic, I think they all drank too much fizzy pop this evening. The place is a madhouse. Check out Jippy's film, very funny.

Morning Moses, it looks the case, can't believe this thread has doubled since then!

[Trionz]

Originally Posted by rimaldo

meh, it's only a spider, every night i have to check if there's a moses hiding under my bed.

you sure he is always under the bed or rather under you

[Hectic]

I can't believe you threw aero bubbles under the bed. This is going to attract more insects, and in general, is beyond retarded.

I can't believe you have a circle bed. That's odd. Are you Ben Affleck? This story seems like several plots he's been in, at some point a maid, preferabbly Jennifer Lopez will walk in, and change your entire life.

I can't believe your dad let's you have a circle bed. Are you a product? Do you sometimes find yourself flicking through the newspaper, only to see your face pop-up on a dirty advert?

I can't believe your broom is in the colour of a zebra. When have the two, ever crossed paths before, in history? Do you make animal noises when you clean, does your dad accept this as behavior of someone who would own a circular bed?

I can't believe you leave the house, confident in your sexuality, and personal choice, when you have that bed at home. Do you find yourself going through prolonged periods of sexual inactivity?

[JB7]

Originally Posted by Hectic

I can't believe you threw aero bubbles under the bed. This is going to attract more insects, and in general, is beyond retarded.

The biggest crime in all this is the fact he wasted the Aero Bubbles. What was he thinking?

If I was going to throw food at an insect, which I wouldn't do due to realising that food will attract more insects, I would at least be sure to throw something I hate, maybe something like sprouts and coffee.

[Hectic]

Originally Posted by marukomu

Poisonous little gits, too. When it gets hot, they hunt for the 4 inch cockroaches we sometimes have. When it gets over about 34 degrees the cockroaches can fly.

I would have killed myself a long time ago. Or relocated I suppose.

[moyesaldo]

Originally Posted by Trionz

you sure he is always under the bed or rather under you

both. it's hard to be under moses when he's on the floor.

[Mystry]

Originally Posted by Hectic

I can't believe you threw aero bubbles under the bed. This is going to attract more insects, and in general, is beyond retarded.

Spiders aren't insects.

[Trionz]

Originally Posted by GudFootball

The latest

[Hectic]

Like I could give a fuck. I would smash a stupid insects spiders head in, I'd cave it's miniscule brain in with a coconut, and then dump it's lifeless bitch ass body on a toothpick, that I'd walk around and parade across my room, as a warning for other spastic insects that want to challenge my staying power. Sometimes I dress up as a giant spider, with fangs, and sit in the corner, for hours on end until one pops up, at which point I pounce, with my whole body, and crush the shit out of that stupid insect. Sometimes I spray myself in insect spray, and eboue across the room.

[Trionz]

Originally Posted by Hectic

I can't believe you threw aero bubbles under the bed. This is going to attract more insects, and in general, is beyond retarded.

I can't believe you have a circle bed. That's odd. Are you Ben Affleck? This story seems like several plots he's been in, at some point a maid, preferabbly Jennifer Lopez will walk in, and change your entire life.

I can't believe your dad let's you have a circle bed. Are you a product? Do you sometimes find yourself flicking through the newspaper, only to see your face pop-up on a dirty advert?

I can't believe your broom is in the colour of a zebra. When have the two, ever crossed paths before, in history? Do you make animal noises when you clean, does your dad accept this as behavior of someone who would own a circular bed?

I can't believe you leave the house, confident in your sexuality, and personal choice, when you have that bed at home. Do you find yourself going through prolonged periods of sexual inactivity?

Can you add the adjective to bed in the title?

[JB7]

Originally Posted by Hectic

Like I could give a fuck. I would smash a stupid insects spiders head in, I'd cave it's miniscule brain in with a coconut, and then dump it's lifeless bitch ass body on a toothpick, that I'd walk around and parade across my room, as a warning for other spastic insects that want to challenge my staying power. Sometimes I dress up as a giant spider, with fangs, and sit in the corner, for hours on end until one pops up, at which point I pounce, with my whole body, and crush the shit out of that stupid insect. Sometimes I spray myself in insect spray, and eboue across the room.

Not a great fan of spiders then?

[JinnerJamie]

Originally Posted by Hectic

Like I could give a fuck. I would smash a stupid insects spiders head in, I'd cave it's miniscule brain in with a coconut, and then dump it's lifeless bitch ass body on a toothpick, that I'd walk around and parade across my room, as a warning for other spastic insects that want to challenge my staying power. Sometimes I dress up as a giant spider, with fangs, and sit in the corner, for hours on end until one pops up, at which point I pounce, with my whole body, and crush the shit out of that stupid insect. Sometimes I spray myself in insect spray, and eboue across the room.

That much power is unreal hectic how do you manage to appear mortal yo us all?

[Mystry]

Originally Posted by JB7

Not a great fan of spiders then?

Or insects it seems.

[Ray_mufc]

Originally Posted by Sebinator II

There's a spider the size of a bloody tea pot under my bed, right at the back! My bed is a circle and its right underneath wear the pillows are, I'm tired and sweaty and I just wanna go to bed, how do I catch if? please, serious answers!

Puff.

[Hectic]

Originally Posted by JB7

Not a great fan of spiders then?

I can appreciate them at times.

[Hectic]

Originally Posted by JinnerJamie

That much power is unreal hectic how do you manage to appear mortal yo us all?

Well, it's quite simple really. What I've been doing is staying inside, and not betraying my unlimited, collosal power to others, who might realize what I'm doing to spiders, and insects (one and the same), and try to harness those powers for something else. I work out a lot, sometimes I pump like a 100 bricks on each arm. I have a spider bin too, which now weighs 15 stones, as you can imagine, there are a lot of dead insect spiders in there. I train with a bullet proof vest as well, I've seen all that nonsense about using a medicine ball on your chest, to firm it up, well I'll tell you, a 9mm round to your chest every night will work wonders.

[Smores]

The one time I get an early night and I miss all the fun


So the Sebinator is a big massive girl and he has a round bed, I don't which piece of information I'm more surprised by

Can the Mods give him a Spider as an avatar, make him conquer his inner most fear and become it, batman style

[DomesticTadpole]

if you are scared of a spider that small you wont want to come across a Camel Spider...dont have a pic...anyone else?

[SSSSnake]

[Annihilate Now!]

Things I have learnt from (finally) catching up with last nights Caf action...

1. Sebinator's a big fruity girl...

... And that's about it.

[DomesticTadpole]

my step dad was in Iraq and he told us that there was a camel spider in one of his boots, he threw his other boot at it, the camel spider came out, hissed at him and the other blokes and proceeded to chase them round their camp...until their commanding officer came over and asked what was wrong and shot the spider 3 times before it stopped dead...

[abaka]

[QUOTE=DomesticTadpole;10007382]my step dad was in Iraq and he told us that there was a camel spider in one of his boots, he threw his other boot at it, the camel spider came out, hissed at him and the other blokes and proceeded to chase them round their camp...until their commanding officer came over and asked what was wrong and shot the spider 3 times before it stopped dead...[/QUOTE


Getting shot 3 times can do that to you.

[Solius]

My girlfriend has a circle bed, it's quite comfy.

[DomesticTadpole]

[QUOTE=abaka;10007602]

Originally Posted by DomesticTadpole

my step dad was in Iraq and he told us that there was a camel spider in one of his boots, he threw his other boot at it, the camel spider came out, hissed at him and the other blokes and proceeded to chase them round their camp...until their commanding officer came over and asked what was wrong and shot the spider 3 times before it stopped dead...[/QUOTE


Getting shot 3 times can do that to you.

was more getting at it took 3 to kill the thing lol

[Richaldo]

This has properly has to be one of the best threads I have read in my time on here and we have established Seb is a pussy with a round bed.....and presumed dead

[Liam147]

Originally Posted by Richaldo

This has properly has to be one of the best threads I have read in my time on here and we have established Seb is a pussy with a round bed.....and presumed dead

Exactly, absolute classic, and that fact that he hasn't responded in hours just adds to the fun.

Has anyone sent him a PM by the way?

[Red_devil09]

Not only does he have a round bed, lilac walls and a fireplace in his room he also has a zebra patterned broom after looking at his room i have had to smash 11 mugs.

[OZkangaroo]

So is there going to be a r.i.p seb thread soon? My prediction is he has fallen asleep holding a torch and a broomstick on the floor, or was eaten alive by that spider.

[Sebinator II]

I'm not dead, I'm fine, completely forgot about this thread

[OZkangaroo]

So what happened to the spider?

[OJKernow]

Originally Posted by Hectic

Like I could give a fuck. I would smash a stupid insects spiders head in, I'd cave it's miniscule brain in with a coconut, and then dump it's lifeless bitch ass body on a toothpick, that I'd walk around and parade across my room, as a warning for other spastic insects that want to challenge my staying power. Sometimes I dress up as a giant spider, with fangs, and sit in the corner, for hours on end until one pops up, at which point I pounce, with my whole body, and crush the shit out of that stupid insect. Sometimes I spray myself in insect spray, and eboue across the room.

Your conversational partner has left the conversation.

[rcoobc]

Originally Posted by Sebinator II

I'm not dead, I'm fine, completely forgot about this thread

Did you kill it, or did it kill you and take your body as host?

[Dr. Dwayne]

all spider infected human posters will be banned.

[Sebinator II]

Well I tried to put the broom down the back of the bed but that didn't work so I threw the broom at the spider but I missed, I found another broom however and attached a metal rod to it which was long enough to reach him, I tried poking hin but he just ran around so I stood up. Bitch ran out from under the bed onto my sock so I screamed and fell over a bit which woke my dad. We spent most of the night looking for clues of It's whereabouts and eventually we caught him and let him out the door.

[Liam147]

Originally Posted by Sebinator II

Well I tried to put the broom down the back of the bed but that didn't work so I threw the broom at the spider but I missed, I found another broom however and attached a metal rod to it which was long enough to reach him, I tried poking hin but he just ran around so I stood up. Bitch ran out from under the bed onto my sock so I screamed and fell over a bit which woke my dad. We spent most of the night looking for clues of It's whereabouts and eventually we caught him and let him out the door.

I love how after hours of doing everything but wake your dad, you ended up waking him by falling over

To actually scream though

[Dr. Dwayne]

Originally Posted by Sebinator II

... eventually we caught him and let him out the door.

You see that Dewey?!?

In your face!!!

[Sebinator II]

My dad was annoyed and said "why didn't you just wake me when you saw it?" And it didnt die which is good

[Richaldo]

Originally Posted by Sebinator II

Well I tried to put the broom down the back of the bed but that didn't work so I threw the broom at the spider but I missed, I found another broom however and attached a metal rod to it which was long enough to reach him, I tried poking hin but he just ran around so I stood up. Bitch ran out from under the bed onto my sock so I screamed and fell over a bit which woke my dad. We spent most of the night looking for clues of It's whereabouts and eventually we caught him and let him out the door.

This is comedy gold!!!! I think we should make a legends thread of all the funniest threads going and add this one in!!!! the word legend/ legendary gets thrown around to often but this is a legendary thread - i was actually laughing at my desk at work BRILLIANT


Glad your alive Sep we were all worried

[abaka]

Originally Posted by Sebinator II

My dad was annoyed and said "why didn't you just wake me when you saw it?" And it didnt die which is good

It's just going to find other ways of getting back. Especially after laying it's eggs under your bed.