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Old 30th June 2011, 16:44   #561 (permalink)
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I might start up a huge CAF pressure group to get you to come to Tuesday football to lose some weight
I'm not fat, I just sweat easily.
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Old 30th June 2011, 16:47   #562 (permalink)
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Fire away, I've got nothing to hide (except the redcafe screen from my boss)
What's my middle name?...or what's your middle name?
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Old 30th June 2011, 16:47   #563 (permalink)
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Even if I get the answer right, Seb will only deny it to discredit me.

He doesn't want me to succeed, he's been living in my shadow for so long lol.

Am I allowed to give out real names as evidence?
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Old 30th June 2011, 16:54   #564 (permalink)
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No, people will track me down
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Old 30th June 2011, 16:54   #565 (permalink)
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What's my middle name?...or what's your middle name?
I think you've just shot yourself in the foot there. How will you know my middle name if you didn't already know my middle name? You do know my middle name hence proving that my middle name is what I say my middle name is. By making the fact that you know my middle name is what my middle name is public you have proved me right. Simples!
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Old 30th June 2011, 16:58   #566 (permalink)
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But your middle name is your first name too.
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Old 30th June 2011, 16:58   #567 (permalink)
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I think you've just shot yourself in the foot there. How will you know my middle name if you didn't already know my middle name? You do know my middle name hence proving that my middle name is what I say my middle name is. By making the fact that you know my middle name is what my middle name is public you have proved me right. Simples!
Well that killed the thread. Sorry
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Old 30th June 2011, 17:00   #568 (permalink)
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It's 15 pages, I'm glad you killed it

Can someone lock this please.
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Old 30th June 2011, 17:11   #569 (permalink)
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It's 15 pages, I'm glad you killed it

Can someone lock this please.
That's a shame, the 1st 13 1/2 pages were pure gold dust. Right up to the point I joined in actually. Coincidence!
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Old 30th June 2011, 17:14   #570 (permalink)
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Even if I get the answer right, Seb will only deny it to discredit me.

He doesn't want me to succeed, he's been living in my shadow for so long lol.

Am I allowed to give out real names as evidence?
Why how fat are you? fatter than Seb?
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Old 30th June 2011, 17:19   #571 (permalink)
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That's a shame, the 1st 13 1/2 pages were pure gold dust. Right up to the point I joined in actually. Coincidence!
You are such a fucking troll, it is an absolute marvel that you haven't been banned yet.
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Old 30th June 2011, 17:21   #572 (permalink)
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You are such a fucking troll, it is an absolute marvel that you haven't been banned yet.
he's a dildo.
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Old 30th June 2011, 17:24   #573 (permalink)
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Shall we all chip in to buy Seb one so he can sleep better at nite
I'll be willing to pitch in a couple of coins
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Old 30th June 2011, 17:25   #574 (permalink)
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You are such a fucking troll, it is an absolute marvel that you haven't been banned yet.
That's fucking over the top m8, calm down. I've only been doing this for 5 minutes ill have plenty of opportunities to get banned yet don't u worry
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Old 30th June 2011, 17:27   #575 (permalink)
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he's a dildo.
Don't you start or I'll tell mummy haha
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Old 30th June 2011, 17:29   #576 (permalink)
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Why how fat are you? fatter than Seb?
Haha Sebs not fat. He would be if he didn't keep chucking his sweets at spiders. And you wonder why they're so big Serb lol
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Old 30th June 2011, 17:51   #577 (permalink)
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Old 30th June 2011, 17:52   #578 (permalink)
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That's fucking over the top m8, calm down. I've only been doing this for 5 minutes ill have plenty of opportunities to get banned yet don't u worry
I'm beginning to find you not only taxing but fucking distressing. The fact that 90% of your posts have 'lol' in them, and that you've now resorted to text speak, and that you adopted Serb as a brother and have lurked in this thread for what seems like weeks makes me think you're either a bitter banned poster who decided to reincarnate himself as you, or a mod who's decided to create a second account for a WUM. But as a mod would play by the rules, it must be option one.

You thundercunt.
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Old 30th June 2011, 17:57   #579 (permalink)
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I'm beginning to find you not only taxing but fucking distressing. The fact that 90% of your posts have 'lol' in them, and that you've now resorted to text speak, and that you adopted Serb as a brother and have lurked in this thread for what seems like weeks makes me think you're either a bitter banned poster who decided to reincarnate himself as you, or a mod who's decided to create a second account for a WUM. But as a mod would play by the rules, it must be option one.

You thundercunt.
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Old 30th June 2011, 18:06   #580 (permalink)
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Am I the cat that's lost it's temper and lashed out at the ridiculously vacant-looking dog?
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Old 30th June 2011, 18:10   #581 (permalink)
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I'm not fat, I just sweat easily.


can we promote seb? he's awesome.
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Old 30th June 2011, 18:13   #582 (permalink)
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I'm beginning to find you not only taxing but fucking distressing. The fact that 90% of your posts have 'lol' in them, and that you've now resorted to text speak, and that you adopted Serb as a brother and have lurked in this thread for what seems like weeks makes me think you're either a bitter banned poster who decided to reincarnate himself as you, or a mod who's decided to create a second account for a WUM. But as a mod would play by the rules, it must be option one.

You thundercunt.
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What the hell is your problem mate. Ever considered that I'm genuinely new to the forum? just because I haven't got the time to post all day everyday doesn't mean I'm a WUM. Wondering why I've only posted in my brother's thread? Well it's because he's my brother.

Lets dissect your posts shall we. Everyother one of them mentioning this thread and your general man love for Seb, I'm not homophobic just don't like people being pricks LOL!! (That ones especially for you)
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can we promote seb? he's awesome.
You can't take Seb away, not after this thread
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That's fucking over the top m8, calm down. I've only been doing this for 5 minutes ill have plenty of opportunities to get banned yet don't u worry
Actually you have around about 1 hour and thirty minutes before that time comes.
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You can't take Seb away, not after this thread
you've got bone missile now, you don't need him.

oh and what you've done with your username? super gay.
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Am I the cat that's lost it's temper and lashed out at the ridiculously vacant-looking dog?
Looks like the dog wins to me.

Moral of the story, don't start what you can't finish. Go lick your wounds and don't waste the rest of your 8 lives on petty fights, be happy
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you've got bone missile now, you don't need him.

oh and what you've done with your username? super gay.
What about rimaldo lol
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Old 30th June 2011, 18:24   #588 (permalink)
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What the hell is your problem mate. Ever considered that I'm genuinely new to the forum? just because I haven't got the time to post all day everyday doesn't mean I'm a WUM. Wondering why I've only posted in my brother's thread? Well it's because he's my brother.

Lets dissect your posts shall we. Everyother one of them mentioning this thread and your general man love for Seb, I'm not homophobic just don't like people being pricks LOL!! (That ones especially for you)
I think my first posts were about overrated films, and where I thought a bunch of players would be at the start of the season. I didn't just randomly attach myself to a member who started a thread that turned out to be very popular.

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Looks like the dog wins to me.

Moral of the story, don't start what you can't finish. Go lick your wounds and don't waste the rest of your 8 lives on petty fights, be happy
And I don't need to, Hectic probably will.
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What about rimaldo lol
super awesome. he's blended some of his name with "aldo", genius!
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I think my first posts were about overrated films, and where I thought a bunch of players would be at the start of the season. I didn't just randomly attach myself to a member who started a thread that turned out to be very popular.



And I don't need to, Hectic probably will.
So you think that's my game do you, randomly attach myself to a popular member? Is it not widely accepted that we are brothers? If not I'm sure Seb will be able to make you look quite the fool upon confirmation of our relation. A big two massive fingers up your arse mate.

I don't see how defending myself is deserving of a ban.

Tell you what, if Serb cant confirm I'm his brother ill leave on my own accord, if it turns out I was telling the truth then not only should you never talk to me again it prove your a massive cock.

Can you put us out of our misery please Seb
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super awesome. he's blended some of his name with "aldo", genius!
Thanks - it took me a long time to come up with it
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So you think that's my game do you, randomly attach myself to a popular member? Is it not widely accepted that we are brothers? If not I'm sure Seb will be able to make you look quite the fool upon confirmation of our relation. A big two massive fingers up your arse mate.

I don't see how defending myself is deserving of a ban.

Tell you what, if Serb cant confirm I'm his brother ill leave on my own accord, if it turns out I was telling the truth then not only should you never talk to me again it prove your a massive cock.

Can you put us out of our misery please Seb
We're not in misery. I'm enjoying this whole game, it's like watching a soap opera.
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We're not in misery. I'm enjoying this whole game, it's like watching a soap opera.
Well I'm glad someone's enjoying it's presence here.
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We're not in misery. I'm enjoying this whole game, it's like watching a soap opera.
I'm quite enjoying it as well truth be told, my first (probably not last) fight on Redcafe. The bloods pumping
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I'm quite enjoying it as well truth be told, my first (probably last) fight on Redcafe. The bloods pumping
Fucking fixed.
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Fucking fixed.
I don't get it?
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I don't get it?
What a fucking surprise.
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Open question...Is he like this with everyone, or have genuinly unintentionally done something wrong? At first I thought he was joking, now I'm actually fearing for my life (I realise it's hard to convey sarcasm in writing so I would like to point out that I'm being sarcastic I'm not in the least bit scared, honest)
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I don't know him
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Haha, you couldn't resist could you. Do you want to come to the wedding? Going the wrong way about it
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