The Things that Keep Newbies Awake at Night Thread

DeweyMUFC · 6th July 2011, 01:52

I fucking wish I had your problem right now.

Sebinator II · 6th July 2011, 01:53

Rise of the Planet of the Moths, Oohhh...

moyses · 6th July 2011, 01:53

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Originally Posted by DeweyMUFC

Really? You not scared?

Slightly annoyed.

Look-a-Hill · 6th July 2011, 01:54

You've got the Aero bubbles to flush it out with, right?

Sebinator II · 6th July 2011, 01:54

We all hate things in our room at night! All of us having this conversation right now. Scary

Edit- Look-a-Hill ruined it

Creepy · 6th July 2011, 01:55

Get a cat buddy, seriously!

moyses · 6th July 2011, 01:55

Quote:

Originally Posted by Look-a-Hill

You've got the Aero bubbles to flush it out with, right?

I think the aero bubbles I used to flush out the frog may have attracted it.

Sebinator II · 6th July 2011, 01:58

Don't kill it if you catch it

DeweyMUFC · 6th July 2011, 01:58

It's easy for you, just put cheese outside your room. Mouses are stupid creatures, I am dealing with a Moth here, different story. They have plans.

112 · 6th July 2011, 01:59

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Originally Posted by moses

and a fucking mouse just strolled in and went under my bed. Which is rammed full of cardboard boxes. Damn, that is annoying.

I don't know how you're gonna sleep now, when you turn the lights off and lie down just imagine its little legs running across your face

or

Watch The Green Mile on DVD by the end of it you'll change your opinion on the mouse and probably want to keep it as a pet or at the very least you'll be able to sleep soundly

moyses · 6th July 2011, 01:59

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Originally Posted by Sebinator II

Don't kill it if you catch it

Just laid two traps, his fate is down to his own intelligence and the cheap mousetraps now.

Big Cheez · 6th July 2011, 01:59

Try one of these

Spoiler

moyses · 6th July 2011, 02:00

Quote:

Originally Posted by DeweyMUFC

It's easy for you, just put cheese outside your room. Mouses are stupid creatures, I am dealing with a Moth here, different story. They have plans.

The irony.

Sebinator II · 6th July 2011, 02:01

Is there an elephant in the room?

Hectic · 6th July 2011, 02:02

Break your own drain pipe. Get even.

Sebinator II · 6th July 2011, 02:02

Quote:

Originally Posted by moses

Just laid two traps, his fate is down to his own intelligence and the cheap mousetraps now.

No! Set it to just trap him without killing him.

DeweyMUFC · 6th July 2011, 02:02

Quote:

Originally Posted by moses

The irony.

Whatevs.

DeweyMUFC · 6th July 2011, 02:03

That genuinely put my fear up another 5 notches.

You are an absolute cnut. Phobia's are serious issues.

moyses · 6th July 2011, 02:03

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sebinator II

No! Set it to just trap him without killing him.

I've set it to mutilate but not actually kill, to send a message.

StuCol101 · 6th July 2011, 02:03

Rock back and forth in a corner holding your knees

Sebinator II · 6th July 2011, 02:03

Are you scared of Butterflies too?

DeweyMUFC · 6th July 2011, 02:03

No-one can sleep tonight!! Lets just have a Caf sleepover.

DeweyMUFC · 6th July 2011, 02:04

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sebinator II

Are you scared of Butterflies too?

Not really no.

Relevated · 6th July 2011, 02:04

Get out the hose pipe and if their window is open the sneak it into there without them finding out (presumably their asleep) then open the hose pipe tap ever so lightly so that no noise is heard. They will sleep like babies and in the morning their room will be flooded along with the rest of their house. Make sure you wake up before them and take the hose pipe out of their bedroom window and theyll never know it was you.

Sebinator II · 6th July 2011, 02:04

Don't you have a cage trap for it?

Jason Park · 6th July 2011, 02:05

Quote:

Originally Posted by moses

and a fucking mouse just strolled in and went under my bed. Which is rammed full of cardboard boxes. Damn, that is annoying.

Do you have a hideously homosexual broom? Or a sleeping father you could wake with queer screams?

moyses · 6th July 2011, 02:05

Yep, but this one annoyed me.

Relevated · 6th July 2011, 02:05

when its trapped grab a knife and stab it right in its fucking heart. That will show the little bastard who the boss is.

Oh and as its dying put a lump of cheese next to it, that way it will be tormented with the smell and sight of cheese as its dying.

DeweyMUFC · 6th July 2011, 02:05

I'm listening to 50 cent - Don't push me.

It's really helping.

Red Mosquito · 6th July 2011, 02:06

Quote:

Originally Posted by DeweyMUFC

No-one can sleep tonight!! Lets just have a Caf sleepover.

How does this work?

Do we all watch the same thing on youtube, drink hot chocolate and talk about boys?

If so, I'm in.

Sebinator II · 6th July 2011, 02:06

Quote:

Originally Posted by DeweyMUFC

No-one can sleep tonight!! Lets just have a Caf sleepover.

pffffft its a school night, duh

Look-a-Hill · 6th July 2011, 02:06

Quote:

Originally Posted by moses

Just laid two traps, his fate is down to his own intelligence and the cheap mousetraps now.

I really hate having to look at the dead mice when a trap has been successful. Their their paws (is that right for mice?) and cute, beady little eyes staring blankly at you. We had a problem a bit ago with mice in the kitchen running behind the oven at night and there would always be one or two dead in a trap in the morning. Broke my heart every time.

You're a monster, moses.

Vato1979 · 6th July 2011, 02:06

I have a grumpy bird in my bedroom, does that count for anything?
Seriously, what is it with you guys and animals in your bedrooms?

Big Cheez · 6th July 2011, 02:07

Turn the light off in your room and turn the light outside your room on so the moth flies towards it.

DeweyMUFC · 6th July 2011, 02:07

Quote:

Originally Posted by Red Mosquito

How does this work?

Do we all watch the same thing on youtube, drink hot chocolate and talk about boys?

If so, I'm in.

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Sebinator II

pffffft its a school night, duh

My mum said I am allowed!!!

moyses · 6th July 2011, 02:07

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jason Park

Do you have a hideously homosexual broom? Or a sleeping father you could wake with queer screams?

No, it's morelike an office than a boudoir, and me Dad is 150 miles away. I have two four year old daughters across the hall. But my plan is to scare it over to thier room to be honest.

Sebinator II · 6th July 2011, 02:08

Can we have a look see under your bed moses?

DeweyMUFC · 6th July 2011, 02:08

Quote:

Originally Posted by Big Cheez

Turn the light off in your room and turn the light outside your room on so the moth flies towards it.

I was thinking this but it'll just end up landing on my laptop screen which would definitley stop my heart beating.

moyses · 6th July 2011, 02:09

Quote:

Originally Posted by Look-a-Hill

I really hate having to look at the dead mice when a trap has been successful. Their their paws (is that right for mice?) and cute, beady little eyes staring blankly at you. We had a problem a bit ago with mice in the kitchen running behind the oven at night and there would always be one or two dead in a trap in the morning. Broke my heart every time.

You're a monster, moses.

It's when it only partly kills em that it bothers me. When they look at you squeaking 'I know you can't save me but take care of my kids".

moyses · 6th July 2011, 02:09

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sebinator II

Can we have a look see under your bed moses?

No, secret files.

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