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Old 29th June 2011, 00:12   #41 (permalink)
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yeah but can you help me? Please!
Are you on any other popular football forums on the net?

Not sure if I am allowed mention the site so I bolded it

EDIT- Don't be afraid to wake someone up who isn't afraid of spiders...I don't know if I should call you Serbinator or Sebinator now, which would you prefer?
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Old 29th June 2011, 00:13   #42 (permalink)
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Are you on any other popular football forums on the net?

Not sure if I am allowed mention the site so I bolded it
Is he getting spider based attention elsewher?

Are you getting spider based fun elsewhere?

What a night.
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Old 29th June 2011, 00:14   #43 (permalink)
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It's like 12 at night so I can't get the vacuum, my dads asleep abd won't appreciate me waking him, I can't spell put my phone does auto correct spelling and I'm in England but its huge
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Old 29th June 2011, 00:15   #44 (permalink)
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Is he getting spider based attention elsewher?

Are you getting spider based fun elsewhere?

What a night.
There is another forum with the username 'Serbinator' so I'm thinking this is another account he has made that he called (or was mean to call, cos he spelt it wrong...) Serbinator II becuase it is his second Serbinator account!!
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Old 29th June 2011, 00:15   #45 (permalink)
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Are you on any other popular football forums on the net?

Not sure if I am allowed mention the site so I bolded it

EDIT- Don't be afraid to wake someone up who isn't afraid of spiders...I don't know if I should call you Serbinator or Sebinator now, which would you prefer?
what the Fuck are you on about? I don't perv over spiders if that's what your asking!

I dunno Serb, Seb whatever you want too
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Old 29th June 2011, 00:16   #46 (permalink)
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It's like 12 at night so I can't get the vacuum, my dads asleep abd won't appreciate me waking him, I can't spell put my phone does auto correct spelling and I'm in England but its huge
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Old 29th June 2011, 00:16   #47 (permalink)
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There is another forum with the username 'Serbinator' so I'm thinking this is another account he has made that he called (or was mean to call, cos he spelt it wrong...) Serbinator II becuase it is his second Serbinator account!!
I think he's admitted the typo before?
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Old 29th June 2011, 00:16   #48 (permalink)
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It's like 12 at night so I can't get the vacuum, my dads asleep abd won't appreciate me waking him, I can't spell put my phone does auto correct spelling and I'm in England but its huge
Your dad won't kill you. The spider definitely will.
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Old 29th June 2011, 00:17   #49 (permalink)
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It's like 12 at night so I can't get the vacuum, my dads asleep abd won't appreciate me waking him, I can't spell put my phone does auto correct spelling and I'm in England but its huge
I wouldn't advise crushing it, once did it with a small spider under a napkin, made a horrible noise. Makes a right mess too.If you have no problem with that, get the broom back out!
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Old 29th June 2011, 00:18   #50 (permalink)
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Old 29th June 2011, 00:18   #51 (permalink)
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I'd suggest surrendering your room to the spider, and sleep with your parents.

I'm not sure what's more humiliating.
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Old 29th June 2011, 00:18   #52 (permalink)
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what the Fuck are you on about? I don't perv over spiders if that's what your asking!

I dunno Serb, Seb whatever you want too
'Call me whatever you want'. where have I heard that before?

Seb, man up ffs. stomp on it
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Old 29th June 2011, 00:18   #53 (permalink)
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what the Fuck are you on about? I don't perv over spiders if that's what your asking!

I dunno Serb, Seb whatever you want too
Right then Serby, this is what you do...

Find it, get a box of tissues, take out the tissues put the empty box over the spider, watch the box for about a half hour to make sure he doesn't have the strength to lift it then goto bed. I did that with a moth once that I knocked to the floor but wasn't sure if it was dead. You could also throw your clothes over the empty box of tissues to make sure he is stuck, then get someone else to deal with it the next day.
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Old 29th June 2011, 00:19   #54 (permalink)
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There is another forum with the username 'Serbinator' so I'm thinking this is another account he has made that he called (or was mean to call, cos he spelt it wrong...) Serbinator II becuase it is his second Serbinator account!!
no I don't think so but I don't wanna discuss it AT THIS MOMENT
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Old 29th June 2011, 00:19   #55 (permalink)
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Where is he? A place where there are serious spiders?
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Old 29th June 2011, 00:19   #56 (permalink)
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I'll read it later..
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Old 29th June 2011, 00:19   #57 (permalink)
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Right then Serby, this is what you do...

Find it, get a box of tissues, take out the tissues put the empty box over the spider, watch the box for about a half hour to make sure he doesn't have the strength to lift it then goto bed. I did that with a moth once that I knocked to the floor but wasn't sure if it was dead. You could also throw your clothes over the empty box of tissues to make sure he is stuck, then get someone else to deal with it the next day.
You do realise that moths are quite possibly the most timid and harmless insects that you can find?
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Old 29th June 2011, 00:20   #58 (permalink)
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Right then Serby, this is what you do...

Find it, get a box of tissues, take out the tissues put the empty box over the spider, watch the box for about a half hour to make sure he doesn't have the strength to lift it then goto bed. I did that with a moth once that I knocked to the floor but wasn't sure if it was dead. You could also throw your clothes over the empty box of tissues to make sure he is stuck, then get someone else to deal with it the next day you fucking pussy.
could not resist
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Old 29th June 2011, 00:21   #59 (permalink)
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I'll read it later..
That made me laugh so much.
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Old 29th June 2011, 00:21   #60 (permalink)
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You PEOPLE DON'T UNDERSTAND THAT I CAN'T GET TO THE SPIDER COS IT'S HIDING AND TRAPPED UNDER MY BED!
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Old 29th June 2011, 00:22   #61 (permalink)
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It's not trapped, you are.
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Old 29th June 2011, 00:22   #62 (permalink)
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Seb, is someone using your account, because this is getting weird.
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Old 29th June 2011, 00:22   #63 (permalink)
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You PEOPLE DON'T UNDERSTAND THAT I CAN'T GET TO THE SPIDER COS IT'S HIDING AND TRAPPED UNDER MY BED!
Hiding

It sounds like you're being out-witted by a spider
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Old 29th June 2011, 00:23   #65 (permalink)
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No i'm freaking out!
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Seb, is someone using your account, because this is getting weird.

I reckon Verm is at Seb's place. He has tied poor Seb up on the big circle bed, made his arse look like a blood orange and is now seeing to his Caf account
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I had real trouble fitting square sheets onto a round bed.
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Old 29th June 2011, 00:24   #68 (permalink)
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You do realise that moths are quite possibly the most timid and harmless insects that you can find?
No-one will ever understand my fear of Moths, they are so fucking scary. Once I was in the shower and saw one so I had to run out of the bathroom soaking wet and got the landing carpet wet I scope out every room I go into for Moths during the Summer. Went to bed last night dying for a piss but a Moth had control of the bathroom.

Does anyone else get mixed up between Sebinator and Seb the Chelsea fan?? It annoy's me. How about this...if Sebinator gives us a pic of the spider he gets to change his username?
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I had real trouble fitting square sheets onto a round bed.


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No-one will ever understand my fear of Moths, they are so fucking scary. Once I was in the shower and saw one so I had to run out of the bathroom soaking wet and got the landing carpet wet I scope out every room I go into for Moths during the Summer. Went to bed last night dying for a piss but a Moth had control of the bathroom.

Does anyone else get mixed up between Sebinator and Seb the Chelsea fan?? It annoy's me. How about this...if Sebinator gives us a pic of the spider he gets to change his username?
Yes but I get mixed up with anyone who has MUFC in their name, seriously.
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Old 29th June 2011, 00:25   #71 (permalink)
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No-one will ever understand my fear of Moths, they are so fucking scary. Once I was in the shower and saw one so I had to run out of the bathroom soaking wet and got the landing carpet wet I scope out every room I go into for Moths during the Summer. Went to bed last night dying for a piss but a Moth had control of the bathroom.

Does anyone else get mixed up between Sebinator and Seb the Chelsea fan?? It annoy's me. How about this...if Sebinator gives us a pic of the spider he gets to change his username?
I did at first, and that does seem like a good compromise, I'm starting to believe this is one rather grand WUM.
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I had real trouble fitting square sheets onto a round bed.
I laughed out load but I shouldn't, its funny but not the time
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I had real trouble fitting square sheets onto a round bed.
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I did at first, and that does seem like a good compromise, I'm starting to believe this is one rather grand WUM.
Huh? I am WUMing. Only on this thread, even the mods are WUMing on this thread
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This ain't about moths! I'm so tired
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Huh? I am WUMing. Only on this thread, even the mods are WUMing on this thread
I just find it hard to believe one can have so much trouble killing a spider.
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This ain't about moths! I'm so tired
Your lucky it isn't about Moths...lift your bed and it'll start running away, (Or at you, if it senses your fear) then you can just throw something over it or something...atleast you'll know where it is.
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I just find it hard to believe one can have so much trouble killing a spider.
I've never killed one before and never will. Not because I love spiders, I hate them, they just are so scary. I am never going to go to Australia just because of spiders.
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Oh god! My flashlight ain't working! Wtf is going on
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