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Old 29th August 2011, 22:21   #1121 (permalink)
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Showed that weird cartoon thing to my mate, he's pretty terrified because of it.

Great success
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Old 29th August 2011, 22:39   #1122 (permalink)
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"Laim", that's genius. I sometimes forget how brilliant I am.
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Old 29th August 2011, 22:51   #1123 (permalink)
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"Laim", that's genius. I sometimes forget how brilliant I am.
Oh so you're talking again now. I see you've been rather evasive of me since my name change, which, I suppose is a slight consolation that you've admitted to changing.
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Old 29th August 2011, 22:53   #1124 (permalink)
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I was avoiding the whining, I have two 4 year olds myself.
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Old 29th August 2011, 22:54   #1125 (permalink)
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The place is dead, I think Laim is almost ashamed to post with that name.
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Old 29th August 2011, 22:55   #1126 (permalink)
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I was avoiding the whining, I have two 4 year olds myself.
How sad for me.
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The place is dead, I think Laim is almost ashamed to post with that name.
Na, Leeds fest yesterday, but it has been quiet today, hence me not being around much.
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Old 26th September 2011, 14:16   #1127 (permalink)
 
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Like Greekscavengers 'Knife to a park' story, please enjoy a snippet of mental illness from the newbies.
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Old 26th September 2011, 14:41   #1128 (permalink)
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I remember this. Hilarious.
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Old 26th September 2011, 14:44   #1129 (permalink)
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I had to stop reading when they started on the subject of moths though. I feel unclean just thinking about them.
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Old 26th September 2011, 14:53   #1130 (permalink)
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One of the best threads there. the newbie general is absolutely wonderful tbh. sad to see seb gone. he was fun.
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Old 26th September 2011, 14:55   #1131 (permalink)
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The Aero Bubbles assault just about slayed me (but not, alas, the spider).
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Old 26th September 2011, 14:56   #1132 (permalink)
 
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The Aero Bubbles assault was one of the funniest things ever.

Obliteration thread coming up now, even better.
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Old 26th September 2011, 14:57   #1133 (permalink)
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By banning Seb you lose the potential for more threads like this. Quite possibly my favourite caf moment so far.

The moths!
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Old 26th September 2011, 14:59   #1134 (permalink)
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One of the best threads there. the newbie general is absolutely wonderful tbh. sad to see seb gone. he was fun.
Ditto, I was crying myself with laughter to sleep that night. It was such an anti climax when Seb went to bed. Fantastic stuff.
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Old 26th September 2011, 15:00   #1135 (permalink)
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it certainly was an epic moment in the newbies. good times..
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Old 26th September 2011, 15:04   #1136 (permalink)
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He never did properly explain that round bed did he?
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Old 26th September 2011, 15:05   #1137 (permalink)
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Ditto, I was crying myself with laughter to sleep that night. It was such an anti climax when Seb went to bed. Fantastic stuff.
yeah. sad to see him banned though. wasnt a WUM or anything. just a genuinely funny kid i think.
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Old 26th September 2011, 15:05   #1138 (permalink)
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The spider-fighting equipment!
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Old 26th September 2011, 15:07   #1139 (permalink)
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'Let's see....I have this:

A particularly gay brush
An overweight, long-suffering dog
A pink sellotape reel
Some Dido CDs
Aero Bubbles'
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Old 26th September 2011, 15:08   #1140 (permalink)
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yeah. sad to see him banned though. wasnt a WUM or anything. just a genuinely funny kid i think.
He apparently goes to my girlfriends mum's old school. I offered to meet up with him for a kick around, but I think he lied about his age (he said he was 17), and I can understand he probably wouldn't want to meet up with me if he was like 12

Please try to read the above post while giving me the benefit of the doubt about the nature of that request.
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Old 26th September 2011, 15:13   #1141 (permalink)
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i guessed he was younger than 17. funny little kid.
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Old 26th September 2011, 16:40   #1142 (permalink)
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He apparently goes to my girlfriends mum's old school. I offered to meet up with him for a kick around, but I think he lied about his age (he said he was 17), and I can understand he probably would want to meet up with me if he was like 12

Please try to read the above post while giving me the benefit of the doubt about the nature of that request.


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Old 26th September 2011, 16:43   #1143 (permalink)
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He had Bees in his parents bedroom. Something they did nothing about!?
Also a bat in his shed, which he thought could get tangled in his hair and bite him to death.

Speak to him occasionally on PSN
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Old 15th November 2011, 13:48   #1144 (permalink)
 
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Sebinator, he died for his right to protect himself.
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