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Old 29th June 2011, 00:59   #161 (permalink)
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Old 29th June 2011, 00:59   #162 (permalink)
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Fuck me, after reading this thread your efforts are shambolic seb, Get some deodorant or something and poison the fucker, make it your bitch!
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Old 29th June 2011, 01:01   #163 (permalink)
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Fuck me, after reading this thread your efforts are shambolic seb, Get some deodorant or something and poison the fucker, make it your bitch!
Does that actually kill it?

Maybe make friends with it? give him a pillow (Which is the size of a bed to a spider) and make it a sleepover! You can have the aero bubbles together.
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Old 29th June 2011, 01:01   #164 (permalink)
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I think the spider has the worst of it in this scenario.

Who would want to be locked in a lilac painted room with a clammy handed nonce, whose spent the better part of the night so far whelping, asking for advise from an online community and tossing chocolate coated biscuits in self-defence from the safety of several pillows, on a circular bed?


We should be giving the spider the advice.
In his defence they were chocolate balls filled with air, not chocolate coated biscuits.
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Old 29th June 2011, 01:01   #165 (permalink)
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To a spider it is very far away.
I think you've completely missed my original point here.
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Old 29th June 2011, 01:02   #166 (permalink)
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It's giving the spider freedom though, I generally give it control of the room after about an hour, that's nicer than trapping it in a glass and lifting it out of the room. Think about how high that is to a spider! It'd be like us floating above clouds. Poor thing
I give them the true freedom of the wild or, at least, the hallway of my building if it's cold outside. Most of my home isn't good hunting ground for a spider, though I appreciate their work.

Spiders can deal with heights better than humans can. Pretty sure I read that once in a comic or something.
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Old 29th June 2011, 01:02   #167 (permalink)
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I think you've completely missed my original point here.
We must give Spiders freedom, out of respect. They've been around longer than us.
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Old 29th June 2011, 01:03   #168 (permalink)
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Old 29th June 2011, 01:04   #169 (permalink)
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I think the spider has the worst of it in this scenario.

Who would want to be locked in a lilac painted room with a clammy handed nonce, whose spent the better part of the night so far whelping, asking for advise from an online community and tossing chocolate coated biscuits in self-defence from the safety of several pillows, on a circular bed?


We should be giving the spider the advice.
Hopefully he is getting all his spider buddies and they are planning a coup. Soon Che spider will overthrow El Presidente Lilac and we can all rest easy knowing justice was done.

I am obviously biased for the rebel group (see username).
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Old 29th June 2011, 01:04   #170 (permalink)
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We must give Spiders freedom, out of respect. They've been around longer than us.
Yeah but you give them freedom out of fear.
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Old 29th June 2011, 01:05   #171 (permalink)
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Shame. Would be great with 4 characters, Seb, Dewey and Urbanned. Plus the Doc denying Dewey his glory points!
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Old 29th June 2011, 01:06   #172 (permalink)
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how appropriate.
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Old 29th June 2011, 01:06   #173 (permalink)
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I think you might be looking for the 'Am I gay?" thread.
there actually is one!!1!
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Old 29th June 2011, 01:06   #174 (permalink)
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Yeah but you give them freedom out of fear.
The Spider doesn't need to know that.
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Old 29th June 2011, 01:07   #175 (permalink)
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exactly.


jippy, you could use some more artistic license!!
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Old 29th June 2011, 01:08   #176 (permalink)
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Shame. Would be great with 4 characters, Seb, Dewey and Urbanned. Plus the Doc denying Dewey his glory points!
I can't get it to give more than two 'actors'
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Old 29th June 2011, 01:09   #177 (permalink)
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I'm sleeping downstairs
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Old 29th June 2011, 01:09   #178 (permalink)
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I'm sleeping downstairs
What shape is your couch?
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Old 29th June 2011, 01:10   #179 (permalink)
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Probably diamond-shaped or something.
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Old 29th June 2011, 01:11   #180 (permalink)
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I can't get it to give more than two 'actors'
Gutted.
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Old 29th June 2011, 01:11   #181 (permalink)
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It's an "L"
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Old 29th June 2011, 01:12   #182 (permalink)
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I bet the furniture in his house just spells 'Loser'
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Old 29th June 2011, 01:13   #183 (permalink)
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Actually, Fuck the sofa, I'm gonna get this bastard
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Old 29th June 2011, 01:13   #184 (permalink)
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Actually, Fuck the sofa, I'm gonna get this bastard
Yeah it's back on!!
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Old 29th June 2011, 01:14   #185 (permalink)
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It's an "L"
For loser.
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Talking of Spiders, Look at this beauty I took a photo of in the garden today ...



Well cute.
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Old 29th June 2011, 01:14   #187 (permalink)
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I bet the furniture in his house just spells 'Loser'
Ahhh you beat me to it!
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Old 29th June 2011, 01:14   #188 (permalink)
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Actually, Fuck the sofa, I'm gonna get this bastard
Bit late for bravery son. The spider has gone to sleep, under your pillow no doubt
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Old 29th June 2011, 01:14   #189 (permalink)
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I bet the furniture in his house just spells 'Loser'
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For loser.
Just like you Dewey.
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Old 29th June 2011, 01:14   #190 (permalink)
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Actually, Fuck the sofa, I'm gonna get this bastard
Don't hurt it or I'll phone the RSPCA.
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Old 29th June 2011, 01:15   #191 (permalink)
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Get some deodorant + lighter
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Old 29th June 2011, 01:15   #192 (permalink)
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Man Utd Mrs, is that picture zoomed in or is the spider massive?
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Old 29th June 2011, 01:15   #193 (permalink)
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Yeah it's back on!!
Thank god. I was worried i'd have to switch on babestation to get my late night entertainment.
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Old 29th June 2011, 01:15   #194 (permalink)
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Ahhh you beat me to it!
And I got the bed into it!
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Old 29th June 2011, 01:16   #195 (permalink)
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Cracking photo MUM.
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Back on topic, I'm pretty sure its under the bed cos I checked the hall and it ain't there and I shaked the wardrobe a bit and nothing came out
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Ahhh you beat me to it!
or edited it from Loopy in double quick time!!
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Old 29th June 2011, 01:17   #198 (permalink)
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or edited it from Loopy in double quick time!!
Yep I saw that
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While we're waiting, can you take a full picture of your bed?
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Old 29th June 2011, 01:18   #200 (permalink)
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Yep I saw that
I was able to make two jokes before he even made one shabby imitation!
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