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8th May 2009, 15:19
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When was the last time you...
1) Ate at a restaurant or out of a dumpster?
2) Went on a date or just sat at a random persons table and acted like it was a date? 3) Got into a fight? 4) Tea bagged a friend? 5) Karate kicked someones head off? 6) Ate a whole horse while it was alive? 7) were so drunk you don't remember a thing? 8) were in a race? 9) took the space shuttle for a quick cruise around the block? 10) you did something so embarrassing that you have never told anyone about it? |
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8th May 2009, 15:23
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8th May 2009, 15:24
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8th May 2009, 15:26
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1) Ate at a restaurant or out of a dumpster?
Last week, my waiter was a Mr. Benitez, nice chap. 2) Went on a date or just sat at a random persons table and acted like it was a date? Girls have cooties. 3) Got into a fight? I was caught up in an enthralling battle of strength with some of my sperm the other day. 4) Tea bagged a friend? November 3rd 1955, Teabag Tuesday. 5) Karate kicked someones head off? Tomorrow. 6) Ate a whole horse while it was alive? Probably the time I ate that horse while it was alive. May have been before then. 7) were so drunk you don't remember a thing? Last weekend. 8) were in a race? The human race. 9) took the space shuttle for a quick cruise around the block? It got keyed by some cunts so it's getting repaired. 10) you did something so embarrassing that you have never told anyone about it?[/QUOTE] I shat in an envelope, sent it to myself and acted surprised when it arrived. |
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8th May 2009, 16:01
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1) Ate at a restaurant or out of a dumpster? last week or so i dined out at my local italian
2) Went on a date or just sat at a random persons table and acted like it was a date? last week! 3) Got into a fight? i've been in a few scraps, but the last dedicated fight between me and him was in yr 7 at school 4) Tea bagged a friend? never  5) Karate kicked someones head off? i kicked the head off my cousins doll once 6) Ate a whole horse while it was alive? I imagine this would make the meat tough? 7) were so drunk you don't remember a thing? Really can't remember. 8) were in a race? im in the rat race? 9) took the space shuttle for a quick cruise around the block? Is this a sexual reference? 10) you did something so embarrassing that you have never told anyone about it? my old job. |
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