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19th November 2012, 23:41
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I'm a fecking politics student for Gods sake
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Writing the gayest song possible
Having a bet with my mate I can write a soppier, gay song then him.
All started on a drunken Saturday night when he got rejected by some bird he's 'loved' for 6 months. Hit me... |
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19th November 2012, 23:43
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First Team Sub
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Just write about your feelings for him. |
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19th November 2012, 23:45
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Oh Louise, I'm on my knees Another chance, one more dance Squeeze me, tease me, Me and you - I say I do Go on use that somewhere |
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19th November 2012, 23:49
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Banned
Join Date: Mar 2010
Location: California in RL, Liverpool in SM
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I'm thinking of a slow, country ballad.
I call it "Being Dumped" *start off with a slow guitar intro* Great craic...altogether...isn't it? Two years....just gone...... Ended it on good terms.... After an hour of...conversation.... She didn't want to but she....felt she needed to Hopefully things work out.... Didn't have a clue....what the future held, but... I didn't want to lose her now.... |
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20th November 2012, 00:30
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I'm a fecking politics student for Gods sake
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20th November 2012, 00:35
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The Neviller is a Dick
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I don't care what you say, I don't care what you do.
All I know in my heart, is that I'm missing you. You hurt me, you left me, you broke me to pieces, but I love you anyways. I just can't sleep at night, I miss holding you tight An I want you to know, that I'm ready to to fight. You hurt me, you left me, my heart's on a recess, but I love you baby, love you anyways. You don't know what you've done to me baby, you don't know how you made feel darlin' you can't see how you're killing me honey you can't see how far that I'm fallin' /thread. |
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20th November 2012, 00:35
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Newbie of the Year 2011. Twat of the Millenium. Hide yo' wife, oates!
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Loserville ~ Population: Me
(SteveJ/Drainy) I'm all alone Waiting by the phone, For six months you toyed with my hearrrrrrrrt So bugger you, you moose-faced old tarrrrrrrrrt |
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20th November 2012, 00:40
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Location: in a stolen ice cream truck on the wrong side of town
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How could you not be there when I neeeeeeded youuuuuuuHUUUUUUUU |
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20th November 2012, 00:42
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Newbie of the Year 2011. Twat of the Millenium. Hide yo' wife, oates!
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I spent all my JSA on youuuuuuu
Except for the money I spent on fagggggggsss (That's 'cigarettes' for our American listeners BTWWWWWW No homo etcccccccccccc) |
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20th November 2012, 00:42
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 He'll be back mate.
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20th November 2012, 00:47
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Newbie of the Year 2011. Twat of the Millenium. Hide yo' wife, oates!
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Our romance was doomed from the start
I should have known, when I found your love letters to Randallllllllll You're the Sturridge of Milton Keynes And as waxed as a Wilkinsons candleeeeeee |
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20th November 2012, 00:48
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as I light my fags, I can't help but cryhiiiiiiii |
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20th November 2012, 00:50
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Newbie of the Year 2011. Twat of the Millenium. Hide yo' wife, oates!
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(Which are like Pukka Piesssssss) |
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20th November 2012, 00:53
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Newbie of the Year 2011. Twat of the Millenium. Hide yo' wife, oates!
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And now I wait at home every day
Playing with my Pogs collection You party in New York and L.A. While I struggle to maintain a...direction |
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20th November 2012, 01:04
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20th November 2012, 01:09
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Will vomit on you if you roofie him.
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20th November 2012, 03:07
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Newbie of the Year 2011. Twat of the Millenium. Hide yo' wife, oates!
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♫I bought you a racehorse for Christmas
And you keep it just for fun, for a laugh, a-ha-ha-ha It was a bugger to wrap too... You made me the happiest clown on earth... And I made a dog out of balloons♫ |
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20th November 2012, 03:32
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Too soft for Dublin
Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: Last week, I either ran over a sheep or ran over a small man wearing a sheepskin coat...and I don't know, because I didn't stop.
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My lovely man, running through the field
Where are you going, with your sideburns blowing in the wind? I want to shower you with sugar lumps, and ride you over fences Polish your feet every single day, and bring you to the dentist My lovely man, you're a boy no more Running around with a man on your back, like a train in the night... |
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Harsh
