Absolutely Random footballers from the 1990's

golden_blunder · 7th May 2008, 00:07

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Originally Posted by Wes

#9 Peter Ndlovu

Former Coventry City striker, currently playing for a team named Mamelodi Sundowns, which sound delighful, if a bit zingy. Involved in a fair amount of off field bother involving several local women who claimed he had fathered their children - he hold them all to feck off and eventually left for Birmingham City because of it. Scored the odd goal here and there aswell.

his brother Adam, had a trial at United in the 90's

Wes · 7th May 2008, 00:08

#0 - Hamilton Ricard

Middlesborough striker who scored a feckin shitload of goals when he was there, though never smiled once in his entire career. To describe him as a journeyman would be an understatement, he's played in about 20 leagues never mind clubs. Currently serving 4 years for a car accident.

Hamilton Ricard.

Youngie · 7th May 2008, 00:13

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#3 Ian Woan

A decent left winger thought by many to be the key to Englands troubles down the left side of midfield, but alas, never got the call up. Many say it's becasue he lacked passion. An absolute nobody of a man. Woan has recently been garnering plaudits in recent times within the music circle, having formed a promising Sludgecore outfit named Cretinous Cavern with former Forest teammate Steve Chettle.

..are you having a laugh! Woanie's last gasp 20 yard screamer of an equaliser against Newcastle virtually handed United the Title back in 1996.
Legend.

Wes · 7th May 2008, 00:16

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Originally Posted by Youngie

..are you having a laugh! Woanie's last gasp 20 yard screamer of an equaliser against Newcastle virtually handed United the Title back in 1996.
Legend.

friggin' heck. Some people take football too seriously, look at the other bit in that post:

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...formed a promising Sludgecore outfit named Cretinous Cavern with former Forest teammate Steve Chettle.

Possibly the funniest sentence I've ever seen.

a_devil_inside · 7th May 2008, 00:16

Tony Yeboah

Steve Ogrizovic

Marco Gabbiadini

Jon Fashanu

Neil Ruddock

Colin Hendry

John Beresford

Wes · 7th May 2008, 00:32

#D - Saša Ć**čić

Played with Aston Villa and Bolton as well as Cyrstal Palace in England. Fammously head butted Brian Little (Villa manager and all round mousey-looking nice guy). A drug addict and an absolute insaniac, he bought a double-decker bus whilst living in Birmingham to have parties on, with presumably, Mark Wright. Eventually retired after an unsuccessfull career in yankeeland, was recently on Serbian Big Brother. Here's a video of him doing HammerTime:

carpy · 7th May 2008, 00:35

Jason Dodd

He played for Southampton... a lot.

Dave Challinor

He threw the ball far. He presumably still does.

AllhailManUtd · 7th May 2008, 00:38

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Originally Posted by Wes

#3 Ian Woan

A decent left winger thought by many to be the key to Englands troubles down the left side of midfield, but alas, never got the call up. Many say it's becasue he lacked passion. An absolute nobody of a man. Woan has recently been garnering plaudits in recent times within the music circle, having formed a promising Sludgecore outfit named Cretinous Cavern with former Forest teammate Steve Chettle.

Actually???

Johnno · 7th May 2008, 00:40

Pierluigi Casiraghi

Youngie · 7th May 2008, 00:42

Wes · 7th May 2008, 00:43

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Originally Posted by AllhailManUtd

Actually???

so says Wikipedia. I read that earlier and spat tea straight at the screen. Feckin hilarious.

AllhailManUtd · 7th May 2008, 00:44

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Originally Posted by Wes

so says Wikipedia. I read that earlier and spat tea straight at the screen. Feckin hilarious.

Hahah brilliant

Alex · 7th May 2008, 00:46

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Originally Posted by Youngie

From the 90s not in their 90s

Youngie · 7th May 2008, 00:58

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Originally Posted by Alex

From the 90s not in their 90s

Thats Kenny Allen who starred for Torquay Utd in the Sherpa van Trophy at Wembley I'll have you know!

Alex · 7th May 2008, 00:59

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Originally Posted by Youngie

Thats Kenny Allen who starred for Torquay Utd in the Sherpa van Trophy at Wembley I'll have you know!

Shit how old was he?

michaelness · 7th May 2008, 01:14

Stuart Ripley

Martin Dahlin

Preki

Domino · 7th May 2008, 01:16

jeff kenna

michaelness · 7th May 2008, 01:17

Steve Howey was one of the best defender on Premier Manager 99 for the PC. with 4 and a half stars if i remember correctly

Domino · 7th May 2008, 01:17

Lars bohinen

michaelness · 7th May 2008, 01:20

Bryan Gunn

michaelness · 7th May 2008, 01:21

JEREMY MOTHERFUCKING GOSS!!!!!!!

sidsutton · 7th May 2008, 01:47

Rufus Brevett - always loved it when I saw he was in the opposition's line-up. Always a penalty or won goal in the making. Frank Sinclair mkII.

Matt Elliott - scored lots of goals for a defender. Once linked with Liverpool I think.

John Hendrie- fat and scottish, ergo a wanker. Think he scored against us too.

Georgi Hristov - didn`t rate yorkshire birds, great name for wanking jokes.

sidsutton · 7th May 2008, 01:48

Jeremy Goss... scored some blinding goals. Always remember that volley against Bayern. I really liked that Norwich team.

CockneyHammer · 7th May 2008, 02:01

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#78 - Marco Boogers

Absolute git of a man, played for West Ham twice after being signed for a million odd, and in his second (and last) game for the 'am, came on against United and sythed down Gary Neville. Noticable for being the worst buy by a manager, ever, in the history of football. West Ham fans have t-shirts made up with "I saw Marco Boogers Play" emblazened on them, the spastics.

Marco Boogers

Legend

After being on the bench most of the game watching Gary Neville be a twat (including putting a nasty tackle in himself) he was substituted on, for the next 60 seconds he was man marking Neville 30 seconds later he commited a two footed tackle on Neville and was shown the red card. Only his second apperance for the club and his last, reportedly signed by Harry after only seeing a video of him. Possibly the worst tackle ever

Boogers then went AWOL only to be found weeks later hiding at a dutch caravan park

Was thought to be mental

Remember this was a time when West Ham took no shit and if you acted a twat when playing against West Ham you would get what was coming your way

Ceks · 7th May 2008, 02:11

cracking thread

mr.suave · 7th May 2008, 03:12

Jason McAteer:

Grade-A bellend and a thick cunt. Hilariously, when asked "what is your position at the company?" on a credit card application form, McAteer is alleged to have answered "right back".

Uwe Rosler:

Heavily overrated by City fans for running about a bit and scoring a few goals. Joined the club as they embarked on a campaign of yo-yoing between leagues for the rest of the '90s.

Phil Stamp:

Clearly wouldn't get away with trying to pass himself off as a top-flight footballer these days. Perhaps the clearest indication of the all-round improvement of the Premiership over the last decade.

Ramshock · 7th May 2008, 03:37

good old sicknote!

Ramshock · 7th May 2008, 03:39

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Originally Posted by mr.suave

Jason McAteer:

Grade-A bellend and a thick cunt. Hilariously, when asked "what is your position at the company?" on a credit card application form, McAteer is alleged to have answered "right back".

Uwe Rosler:

Heavily overrated by City fans for running about a bit and scoring a few goals. Joined the club as they embarked on a campaign of yo-yoing between leagues for the rest of the '90s.

Phil Stamp:

Clearly wouldn't get away with trying to pass himself off as a top-flight footballer these days. Perhaps the clearest indication of the all-round improvement of the Premiership over the last decade.

McAteer got Ireland to the world cup in 2002 by scoring the winner against Ruud's Holland...bellend!

but yeah he was shite for Liddypool

Cornell · 7th May 2008, 03:39

I think he may have even won a Premiership at one stage.

lynchie · 7th May 2008, 09:33

Phillipe Albert

Game raising cnut, shit tache

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Wes Brown is no God Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Dublin, in the Irish Republic Posts: 8,205	#0 - Hamilton Ricard Middlesborough striker who scored a feckin shitload of goals when he was there, though never smiled once in his entire career. To describe him as a journeyman would be an understatement, he's played in about 20 leagues never mind clubs. Currently serving 4 years for a car accident. Hamilton Ricard.

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a_devil_inside Big footed hermaphrodite Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Little Britain Posts: 25,840	Tony Yeboah Steve Ogrizovic Marco Gabbiadini Jon Fashanu Neil Ruddock Colin Hendry John Beresford

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Wes Brown is no God Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Dublin, in the Irish Republic Posts: 8,205	#D - Saša Ć**čić Played with Aston Villa and Bolton as well as Cyrstal Palace in England. Fammously head butted Brian Little (Villa manager and all round mousey-looking nice guy). A drug addict and an absolute insaniac, he bought a double-decker bus whilst living in Birmingham to have parties on, with presumably, Mark Wright. Eventually retired after an unsuccessfull career in yankeeland, was recently on Serbian Big Brother. Here's a video of him doing HammerTime:

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carpy Puff the magic dragon Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 3,104	Jason Dodd He played for Southampton... a lot. Dave Challinor He threw the ball far. He presumably still does.

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michaelness Act your rage Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Killing the old, Torturing their young... Posts: 4,945	Steve Howey was one of the best defender on Premier Manager 99 for the PC. with 4 and a half stars if i remember correctly

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sidsutton First Team Sub Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 5,449	Rufus Brevett - always loved it when I saw he was in the opposition's line-up. Always a penalty or won goal in the making. Frank Sinclair mkII. Matt Elliott - scored lots of goals for a defender. Once linked with Liverpool I think. John Hendrie- fat and scottish, ergo a wanker. Think he scored against us too. Georgi Hristov - didn`t rate yorkshire birds, great name for wanking jokes.

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sidsutton First Team Sub Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 5,449	Jeremy Goss... scored some blinding goals. Always remember that volley against Bayern. I really liked that Norwich team.

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mr.suave Reserve Team Player Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Manchester Posts: 829	Jason McAteer: Grade-A bellend and a thick cunt. Hilariously, when asked "what is your position at the company?" on a credit card application form, McAteer is alleged to have answered "right back". Uwe Rosler: Heavily overrated by City fans for running about a bit and scoring a few goals. Joined the club as they embarked on a campaign of yo-yoing between leagues for the rest of the '90s. Phil Stamp: Clearly wouldn't get away with trying to pass himself off as a top-flight footballer these days. Perhaps the clearest indication of the all-round improvement of the Premiership over the last decade.

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Ramshock poster of nonsense Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Stretford End for the Irish!! Posts: 3,031	good old sicknote!

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