Absolutely Random footballers from the 1990's

BazzaBear · 7th May 2008, 17:09

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Originally Posted by a_devil_inside

Dan Petrescu

You Div - you've posted a picture of Fox Mulder by accident

By the way, the best part of Fenton handing us the Premiership was that he was a Geordie, and all the Newcastle fans were screaming about him being a traitor.

hycool · 7th May 2008, 17:22

Dean Sturridge

hycool · 7th May 2008, 17:23

Massimo Taibi

hycool · 7th May 2008, 17:28

Tim Flowers

Wes · 7th May 2008, 17:29

#51 Jody Morris

Outrageous arsehole, beyond belief. Dennis Wise's apprentice who lacked any footballing skill, but managed to be a nasty little rascist shithead all the same - Good friend of John Terry's. Was one of a group of Chelsea players who drunkenly abused American tourists at Heathrow Airport within hours of the 9/11 attacks.

We were being told that he'd be a superb player for years, untill he promptly faded out to the fringes of Chelsea when they fancied winning a few things here and there. Since signed for Leeds, another bunch of cunts, and then subsequently, Millwall, yet another nasty club full of scumbags - appeared to be enjoying himself untill he was released and like all untalented footballers in the british isles, ended up in Scotland with St. Johnstone.

Jody Morris.

Redlambs · 7th May 2008, 17:32

Dennis is a very short man, with a very big attitude problem. Also, vastly overrated by fans of the teams he pretended to play for.

Although he admittedly did have more talent than the average thug, he still went on to leave a trail of people looking and staring in disgust, but only when he was wearing his high heels so he could be visible to the naked eye.

Note the beady eyes and vacant stare in the general direction of a taxi rank, probably needing a lift to the west-end ladyboys..

Dennis Wise. Utter cunt.

RedLars · 7th May 2008, 17:32

Christopher Peter Armstrong

Started and ended his career in Wrexham, but played for Milwall, Crystal Palace, Tottenham and Bolton in between. He also made a single guest appearance for England B. Most known for becoming the first Premier League player ever to have failed a drug test, which he did on account of cannabis.

John Robert Scales

This crazy defender, who won the FA Cup with the crazy gang known as Wimbledon in '88, was sold for as much as £3.5 million to none other than Liverpool in 1994. He became and instant success and surely contributed a lot towards the club's glorious 90s, before he eventually left for Tottenham in 96.

He currently runs a sports and marketing business, but after the peak of his career he also coached the renowned England Beach Soccer team.

sidsutton · 7th May 2008, 17:44

Danny Cadamarteri

Everton wonderkid. Had dreadlocks. Could run like shit off a shiney shovel but had a touch that was just shit. Disappeared soon after and got banned for drugs recently.

Wes · 7th May 2008, 17:48

Jazz Tutt · 7th May 2008, 17:56

Nick Henry - scored the winning goal for Oldham against Aston Villa to confirm United as Champions for the first time in 26 years.

The Legendary Nick Henry.

a_devil_inside · 7th May 2008, 19:51

Kevin Gallacher

Ed De Goey

Lionel Perez

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Originally Posted by Wes

Notingham Forest seem to have a succession of completely random, and utterly average footballers since the dawn of time.

who was that long haired Italian bloke, sure his name began with an A. He was shit is all I can remember

Wes · 7th May 2008, 19:58

^Andrea Silenzi, notable for looking like that spacker from the rolling stones, Ronnie Wood.

klebersomeone · 7th May 2008, 20:01

Anyone remember the legend that is Jimmy Carter? The useless cunt that played for Millwall, Liverpool and Arsenal.. and not the former US president

CockneyHammer · 7th May 2008, 20:01

Jimmy Glass

Wonder Pigeon · 7th May 2008, 20:08

Efon Ekoku
Rubbish footballer. Played for a good number of clubs, including Wimbledon and Dublin City. Neither of thee clubs exist anymore. This is, probably, all Efon's fault.
Incidentally, he was convinced to play for Dublin City, along with the equally rubbish Carlton Palmer, by Roddy Collins. I'm mentioning this because Roddy is currently seeking to invest in practically every league club in Britain, and I feel it is my duty to inform you all that he is a spoofer and a fool.

His brother was a boxer. Roddy that is.

Wonder Pigeon · 7th May 2008, 20:15

Sean Dundee

Back in the Premiership 98/99 season, Liverpool thought it would be a good idea to sign striker Sean Dundee.

Liverpool were wrong.

Ramshock · 7th May 2008, 20:19

It seems that Spurs and Liverpool were magnets for mediocre talent in the 90's

Wes · 7th May 2008, 20:23

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Originally Posted by Wonder Pigeon

Efon Ekoku
Rubbish footballer. Played for a good number of clubs, including Wimbledon and Dublin City. Neither of thee clubs exist anymore. This is, probably, all Efon's fault.
Incidentally, he was convinced to play for Dublin City, along with the equally rubbish Carlton Palmer, by Roddy Collins. I'm mentioning this because Roddy is currently seeking to invest in practically every league club in Britain, and I feel it is my duty to inform you all that he is a spoofer and a fool.

His brother was a boxer. Roddy that is.

Is he buying out Carlyle still? Man's a soundbite grabbing muppet. Good shout on Efan Ekoku in general.

Wonder Pigeon · 7th May 2008, 20:28

In the last couple of months, Collins and his crew of cretinous investors have tried to whore themselves out to Longford Town, Rotherham United, Gretna and Dunfermline, all of whom decided they wanted nothing to do with them, despite all being in financial difficulty.

CockneyHammer · 7th May 2008, 20:28

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Originally Posted by Ramshock

It seems that Spurs and Liverpool were magnets for mediocre talent in the 90's

Are you implying it was just the 90's you should have a look at their squad list it didn't end with the 90's

duffer · 7th May 2008, 20:29

Eddie Newton

Chelsea midfield player who scored in FA and League cup finals (he also won the cup winners cup).
Injury ended his career pretty early and he is now a youth coach at chelsea.

Steady Eddie Newton.

Wes · 7th May 2008, 20:33

Looks like a Cosby kid. Nice flat-top.

Wonder Pigeon · 7th May 2008, 20:41

Nii Lampty

Was tipped as the next best thing after winning the Golden Ball in a FIFA underage tournament. Was hailed as the new Pele. Was going to lead Ghana into the big time in international football.

Instead, he played for Coventry. Better look next time there Nii.

nooshka · 7th May 2008, 20:49

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Originally Posted by Ronaldo No.9

Graham Fenton

Back in April 1996 we needed Blackburn to take something off Newcastle, as it would of effectively end their title challenge. It didnt start good as Newcastle went 1-0 up, on came Fenton as late substitute and he did us proud by scoring both goals to inflict a 2-1 defeat and put us into the driving seat for the league title.

I'll never forget this man

Apparently all his family were massive Newcastle fans and after scoring those goals he had his house burned down.

Redlambs · 7th May 2008, 20:56

Has won more league titles than Steven Gerrard and Jamie Carragher combined.

Enough said.

Wonder Pigeon · 7th May 2008, 20:56

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Originally Posted by Redlambs

Has won more league titles than Steven Gerrard and Jamie Carragher combined.

Enough said.

And Shearer.

ERICSAGOD · 7th May 2008, 21:02

Quote:

Originally Posted by duffer

Eddie Newton

Chelsea midfield player who scored in FA and League cup finals (he also won the cup winners cup).
Injury ended his career pretty early and he is now a youth coach at chelsea.

Steady Eddie Newton.

Kin ell, its Hammer time!

Addict · 7th May 2008, 21:03

Richard Shaw

http://cache.viewimages.com/xc/15238...30FDCFC4C15FBB

Shaw started his career at Crystal Palace, coming up through their youth system. He enjoyed a brief loan spell to Hull City before becoming a major part of the first team, playing in the final of the 1990 FA Cup. Crystal Palace were a Yo-yo-club at the time, hence Shaw experienced several promotions and relegations in his time at the club. He earned a move to Coventry City in November 1995 for £1,000,000. He performed consistently for Coventry over 10 years, making over 350 appearances and scored his first and only goal for Coventry after over 250 games. He won the Player of the Year at the club in 1998/99 and Players' Player of the Year in 2002/03.

Ruben · 7th May 2008, 21:45

Kevin Pressman, proved that you could be extremely fat and still be decent at football.

redfromcanada · 7th May 2008, 22:00

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Originally Posted by Addict

Richard Shaw

http://cache.viewimages.com/xc/15238...30FDCFC4C15FBB

Shaw started his career at Crystal Palace, coming up through their youth system. He enjoyed a brief loan spell to Hull City before becoming a major part of the first team, playing in the final of the 1990 FA Cup. Crystal Palace were a Yo-yo-club at the time, hence Shaw experienced several promotions and relegations in his time at the club. He earned a move to Coventry City in November 1995 for £1,000,000. He performed consistently for Coventry over 10 years, making over 350 appearances and scored his first and only goal for Coventry after over 250 games. He won the Player of the Year at the club in 1998/99 and Players' Player of the Year in 2002/03.

I believe that he has just retired from playing football with Millwall the other day. He is still the caretaker manager, though.

Wes · 7th May 2008, 22:04

#65 Bjorn Kvarme

Back in the days of super Roy Evans and his teams consisting exclusively of wingers, Bjorn Kvarme, an average and somewhat retarded looking continental left back was brought in so Jason McAteer would have a point, and so Evans could play his spasticated 3511 formulation which brough massive success in the Coca-Cola cup. The verdict? a forgettable left back who fancied himself a winger. Ah the mid-nineties, heady days for wing-backs in the premier league. By way of random, pointless trivia, he speaks fluent Irish (or Gay-lick,

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Redlambs First Team Sub Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Officially the best poker player on RAWK. Your cash has been donated to the Gary Neville for Prime Minister fund, cheers you scouse twats. Posts: 7,807	Dennis Wise Dennis is a very short man, with a very big attitude problem. Also, vastly overrated by fans of the teams he pretended to play for. Although he admittedly did have more talent than the average thug, he still went on to leave a trail of people looking and staring in disgust, but only when he was wearing his high heels so he could be visible to the naked eye. Note the beady eyes and vacant stare in the general direction of a taxi rank, probably needing a lift to the west-end ladyboys.. Dennis Wise. Utter cunt.

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Redlambs First Team Sub Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Officially the best poker player on RAWK. Your cash has been donated to the Gary Neville for Prime Minister fund, cheers you scouse twats. Posts: 7,807	David May Has won more league titles than Steven Gerrard and Jamie Carragher combined. Enough said.

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hycool CR7 fanboy Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: ''The crowd still chant Cantona's name and I told Cristiano 'Leave a hero like Eric' and one day he will. But not yet.'' Posts: 2,381	Dean Sturridge

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hycool CR7 fanboy Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: ''The crowd still chant Cantona's name and I told Cristiano 'Leave a hero like Eric' and one day he will. But not yet.'' Posts: 2,381	Massimo Taibi

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hycool CR7 fanboy Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: ''The crowd still chant Cantona's name and I told Cristiano 'Leave a hero like Eric' and one day he will. But not yet.'' Posts: 2,381	Tim Flowers

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Wes Brown is no God Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Dublin, in the Irish Republic Posts: 8,205	#51 Jody Morris Outrageous arsehole, beyond belief. Dennis Wise's apprentice who lacked any footballing skill, but managed to be a nasty little rascist shithead all the same - Good friend of John Terry's. Was one of a group of Chelsea players who drunkenly abused American tourists at Heathrow Airport within hours of the 9/11 attacks. We were being told that he'd be a superb player for years, untill he promptly faded out to the fringes of Chelsea when they fancied winning a few things here and there. Since signed for Leeds, another bunch of cunts, and then subsequently, Millwall, yet another nasty club full of scumbags - appeared to be enjoying himself untill he was released and like all untalented footballers in the british isles, ended up in Scotland with St. Johnstone. Jody Morris.

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RedLars Youth Team Player Join Date: May 2006 Location: Tromsø, Norway Posts: 279	Christopher Peter Armstrong Started and ended his career in Wrexham, but played for Milwall, Crystal Palace, Tottenham and Bolton in between. He also made a single guest appearance for England B. Most known for becoming the first Premier League player ever to have failed a drug test, which he did on account of cannabis. John Robert Scales This crazy defender, who won the FA Cup with the crazy gang known as Wimbledon in '88, was sold for as much as £3.5 million to none other than Liverpool in 1994. He became and instant success and surely contributed a lot towards the club's glorious 90s, before he eventually left for Tottenham in 96. He currently runs a sports and marketing business, but after the peak of his career he also coached the renowned England Beach Soccer team.

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sidsutton First Team Sub Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 5,449	Danny Cadamarteri Everton wonderkid. Had dreadlocks. Could run like shit off a shiney shovel but had a touch that was just shit. Disappeared soon after and got banned for drugs recently.

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Wes Brown is no God Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Dublin, in the Irish Republic Posts: 8,205

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Jazz Tutt Youth Team Player Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: The last time Liverpool won the League Michael Jackson was still black Posts: 355	Nick Henry - scored the winning goal for Oldham against Aston Villa to confirm United as Champions for the first time in 26 years. The Legendary Nick Henry.

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Wes Brown is no God Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Dublin, in the Irish Republic Posts: 8,205	^Andrea Silenzi, notable for looking like that spacker from the rolling stones, Ronnie Wood.

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klebersomeone Reserve Team Player Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Whiteside, Farside, Onside... Posts: 1,883	Anyone remember the legend that is Jimmy Carter? The useless cunt that played for Millwall, Liverpool and Arsenal.. and not the former US president

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CockneyHammer Or just Cock for short Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Hiding with the fortunes Posts: 4,224	Jimmy Glass

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Wonder Pigeon Pooping on people Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: LukeDunneComics Posts: 8,147	Efon Ekoku Rubbish footballer. Played for a good number of clubs, including Wimbledon and Dublin City. Neither of thee clubs exist anymore. This is, probably, all Efon's fault. Incidentally, he was convinced to play for Dublin City, along with the equally rubbish Carlton Palmer, by Roddy Collins. I'm mentioning this because Roddy is currently seeking to invest in practically every league club in Britain, and I feel it is my duty to inform you all that he is a spoofer and a fool. His brother was a boxer. Roddy that is.

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Wonder Pigeon Pooping on people Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: LukeDunneComics Posts: 8,147	Sean Dundee Back in the Premiership 98/99 season, Liverpool thought it would be a good idea to sign striker Sean Dundee. Liverpool were wrong.

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Ramshock poster of nonsense Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Stretford End for the Irish!! Posts: 3,031	It seems that Spurs and Liverpool were magnets for mediocre talent in the 90's

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Wonder Pigeon Pooping on people Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: LukeDunneComics Posts: 8,147	In the last couple of months, Collins and his crew of cretinous investors have tried to whore themselves out to Longford Town, Rotherham United, Gretna and Dunfermline, all of whom decided they wanted nothing to do with them, despite all being in financial difficulty.

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duffer Reserve Team Player Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Chelsea fan. Posts: 2,773	Eddie Newton Chelsea midfield player who scored in FA and League cup finals (he also won the cup winners cup). Injury ended his career pretty early and he is now a youth coach at chelsea. Steady Eddie Newton.

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Wes Brown is no God Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Dublin, in the Irish Republic Posts: 8,205	Looks like a Cosby kid. Nice flat-top.

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Wonder Pigeon Pooping on people Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: LukeDunneComics Posts: 8,147	Nii Lampty Was tipped as the next best thing after winning the Golden Ball in a FIFA underage tournament. Was hailed as the new Pele. Was going to lead Ghana into the big time in international football. Instead, he played for Coventry. Better look next time there Nii.

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Addict Reserve Team Player Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: PM me for free £25 on Betfair.com/free €20 on Bwin.com Posts: 3,130	Richard Shaw http://cache.viewimages.com/xc/15238...30FDCFC4C15FBB Shaw started his career at Crystal Palace, coming up through their youth system. He enjoyed a brief loan spell to Hull City before becoming a major part of the first team, playing in the final of the 1990 FA Cup. Crystal Palace were a Yo-yo-club at the time, hence Shaw experienced several promotions and relegations in his time at the club. He earned a move to Coventry City in November 1995 for £1,000,000. He performed consistently for Coventry over 10 years, making over 350 appearances and scored his first and only goal for Coventry after over 250 games. He won the Player of the Year at the club in 1998/99 and Players' Player of the Year in 2002/03.

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Ruben First Team Sub Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Oslo Posts: 5,321	Kevin Pressman, proved that you could be extremely fat and still be decent at football.