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Old 8th July 2008, 15:47   #121 (permalink)
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Can't believe you've gone to so much trouble just to prove United were even shittier than I'd calculated.

Only on the Caf.

Actually, your original calculation...

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...you'll know that United spent more than twice as much as Liverpool during the 70's & 80's...
was accurately shown to be balls by Boring.

Your first calculation error.

Then you couldn't even get it right when given the figures...

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...If you want to be really pedantic, its actually 28% more, ...Maths indeed
Your second.

Complete mathematical ineptitude - probably very common in Liverpool of course.

You told us we'd spent twice as much - we told you that was balls - I just clarified the size of the error and that you can't understand simple mathematical concepts.

PS - No trouble.
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Old 8th July 2008, 20:10   #122 (permalink)
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You told us we'd spent twice as much - we told you that was balls - I just clarified the size of the error and that you can't understand simple mathematical concepts.
You can quote mathematical concepts or pythagoras theorem until it comes out of your arse my friend. It still doesn't hide the fact your football club vastly outspent us for the best part of 2 decades & were vastly shite for the same 2 decades.
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Old 8th July 2008, 20:12   #123 (permalink)
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They are the Mythmakers.

The Greatest Fans In The World.

No Money To Compete

Cheeky Sense Of Humour

Not Guilty

Chelsea Fans

Free Stadiums

Sky Fans

It is all a big fat lie. They live in a total fantasy world.
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Old 8th July 2008, 20:15   #124 (permalink)
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It still doesn't hide the fact your football club vastly outspent us for the best part of 2 decades & were vastly shite for the same 2 decades.
True.

We never have tried to claim anything else. We realise we were shite in the 70's and the 80's.

Like you have been shite in the 90's and 2000's.
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Old 8th July 2008, 20:18   #125 (permalink)
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Interesting, plus those stats are heavily skewed by heavy spending by SAF in the summer of 89, £8.25m in one 2 month period, with that season argueably being the beginning of our resurrection.

kinda blows his point right out the water.
You finished in 13th place the following season
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Old 8th July 2008, 20:20   #126 (permalink)
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True.

We never have tried to claim anything else. We realise we were shite in the 70's and the 80's.

Like you have been shite in the 90's and 2000's.
I think redman's just trying to ignore the fact that the only poster claiming complete bollocks as being true is himself.












That and the fact his team are currently shit despite outspending Utd.
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Old 8th July 2008, 20:21   #127 (permalink)
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You finished in 13th place the following season
Are you saying the purchases of for example Paul Ince and Gary Pallister in '89 were not important in our quest to dominate the 90's?
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Old 8th July 2008, 20:22   #128 (permalink)
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You finished in 13th place the following season
True

And at the same time, after the summer of '89 went 5 seasons where we won trophies every season.
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Old 8th July 2008, 20:26   #129 (permalink)
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No, as it doesn't interest me - I wouldn't want to be seen dead in a replica shirt.
It is for chavs. Like you.
I'd pay good money to see it though
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Old 8th July 2008, 20:29   #130 (permalink)
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I think redman's just trying to ignore the fact that the only poster claiming complete bollocks as being true is himself.
Haven't you got some maths homework to be getting on with ?
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Old 8th July 2008, 20:29   #131 (permalink)
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Rodman. You really are a spastic, aren't you?
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True

And at the same time, after the summer of '89 went 5 seasons where we won trophies every season.
So you fuckin should considering the amount of money you'd splashed over the previous 20 years.
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Old 8th July 2008, 20:44   #133 (permalink)
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So you fuckin should considering the amount of money you'd splashed over the previous 20 years.
Would you say that Benitez has been pretty rubbish then seeing as he has won nothing for a few years now, despite Liverpool spending shit loads of money the last 20 years?
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Rodman. You really are a spastic, aren't you?
Oh wind yer neck in. Its just me & the lads having a bit of banter.
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Old 8th July 2008, 20:44   #135 (permalink)
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Rodman. You really are a spastic, aren't you?
Do you think Redman is The Chief's brother?
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Old 8th July 2008, 20:47   #136 (permalink)
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Would you say that Benitez has been pretty rubbish then seeing as he has won nothing for a few years now, despite Liverpool spending shit loads of money the last 20 years?
Took Fergie almost 4 years to win his first trophy. So daft question really isn't it.
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Old 8th July 2008, 20:49   #137 (permalink)
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Took Fergie almost 4 years to win his first trophy. So daft question really isn't it.
What's that got to do with Benitez's and Liverpool's failures?
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Old 8th July 2008, 20:50   #138 (permalink)
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Haven't you got some maths homework to be getting on with ?
I haven't done Maths homework since the mid-late 70's - simple concepts stay in the memory though...




... like:

redman5 is a typically thick deluded scouse pillock who can't pull off pretending to be accurate (or pedantic)
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Old 8th July 2008, 21:03   #139 (permalink)
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I haven't done Maths homework since the mid-late 70's[/b]
So your mum & dad still help you out then ?.

Bless.......
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Old 8th July 2008, 21:04   #140 (permalink)
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I haven't done Maths homework since the mid-late 70's - simple concepts stay in the memory though...
What about your English homework? That looks like a grocer's apostrophe.
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Old 8th July 2008, 21:05   #141 (permalink)
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So your mum & dad still help you out then ?.

Bless.......
At least he had a mum AND dad.

Something that is very rare in Liverpool.
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So your mum & dad still help you out then ?.

Bless.......
Whilst my dad was an accountant - he'd never been taught calculus - nor had he attempted 3 Maths A levels and the extra challenges posed by the S-levels. Mum was a teacher but with only low-level maths - still wouldn't have made your mistakes though.
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At least he had a mum AND dad.

Something that is very rare in Liverpool.
Great gag
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Whilst my dad was an accountant - he'd never been taught calculus - nor had he attempted 3 Maths A levels and the extra challenges posed by the S-levels. Mum was a teacher but with only low-level maths - still wouldn't have made your mistakes though.
My dad was a hub-cap salesman, & me mum was a tea-lady in a shell-suit factory.......We were fuckin loaded
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What about your English homework? That looks like a grocer's apostrophe.


Ooops - my fingers (?) f**king up an attempted archaism: " '70s ". Probably the red wine!


I know the " ' " isn't necessary, but like the " , " after the house number and before the street name in the address I like to keep it.
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My dad was a hub-cap salesman, & me mum was a tea-lady in a shell-suit factory.......We were fuckin loaded
The relevance to your talking complete bollocks being what exactly?



I also assume you're lying to promote a stereotype.
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The relevance to your talking complete bollocks being what exactly?



I also assume you're lying to promote a stereotype.
Why bother ?. Isn't that what Mancunian's are for ?.
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What about your English homework? That looks like a grocer's apostrophe.
It's a slow day on the Caf when people are resigned to giving out english & maths lessons.

Thank fuck you've got me on board for the history lesson.
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