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Old 31st January 2012, 13:43   #161 (permalink)
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Excited about working with young Ravel Morrison but he comes with a list of "dead important" instructions. He's like a fucking Gremlin.
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The first three? Don't let him near fireworks; Don't let him drink rum; Don't let him carry a sword. Fucking hell.
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He also seems to have a fake passport on his person at all times. The name on it is Mavel Rorrison. This boy is gonna need a lot of work.
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Old 31st January 2012, 14:46   #162 (permalink)
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Its a liverpool fan from northern ireland that does this.
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Old 6th February 2012, 13:14   #163 (permalink)
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I've used the phrase "don't make me destroy you" 26 times today, to 24 different people. I'm such a Forthright Freddy.
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And, yes, it was young Ravel I had to repeat it to. The little rascal was trying to set fire to a well. I almost admire his chutzpah.
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Old 6th February 2012, 13:16   #164 (permalink)
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Its a liverpool fan from northern ireland that does this.
how do you know?
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Old 6th February 2012, 13:45   #165 (permalink)
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I must admit, though, I do find Ravel's entourage to be very pleasant young men. One of them is called The Detonator. Charming chap.
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Old 23rd April 2012, 20:20   #166 (permalink)
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The person behind the account seems to be tweeting a lot less of late. It's not been as funny, either.
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Old 23rd April 2012, 21:12   #167 (permalink)
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Old 23rd April 2012, 21:17   #168 (permalink)
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Old 15th May 2012, 16:31   #169 (permalink)
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Had a look to see if he's anything to say about Steve Kean... not yet, but there was this:

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Spent the morning on Skype with Sir Alex, soothing his broken heart with some of the most gorgeous Portuguese Fado music you'll ever

A few plucks of a steel guitar string with my long, sensational fingers can relax that man into a state of almost catotonic splendour.

At one point I let out a mournful, guttural yelp. It was staggeringly poignant, but it basically sounded like I was just shouting "Aguero!"

Sir Alex flashed me a look as cold & damning as Baroness Warsi's muff. I was cocooned in a terror both ethereal, and very, very real.

As quick as a whip, Big Sam launches into 'La Bamba' and a possible situation is pulled back from the brink of disaster.

All that remained was friendship, smiles, togetherness and a melodic & spiritual harmony you can't buy. Not with all the money in Abu Dhabi.
Well it cheered me up a bit...
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Old 15th May 2012, 16:52   #170 (permalink)
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He's active on another Liverpool forum. Was taking advice there when they shut down his Twitter account.
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Old 15th May 2012, 18:13   #171 (permalink)
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The lad is on a Liverpool forum. Dead funny fucker.
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Old 23rd May 2012, 20:28   #172 (permalink)
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Look at the state of Hodgson at this press conference. He looks like an elderly GP who's been accused of manslaughter
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Old 23rd May 2012, 20:52   #173 (permalink)
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Yeah, it's pretty obvious when he wasn't taking potshots at Dalglish
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