Carragher says what others are thinking

LWAR

Dominant is a drama queen. Fact.

Dominant

whatever.

Do you seriously expect any other reaction to your "Mr charity work" Carragher's book on here?

LWAR

Well I've seen plenty of reactions that differ from 'Carragher is a sickening fucked up cunt'...so yes.

Dominant

Keep hoping then.

LWAR

Ok.

Twat.

jasonrh

He should go down to Anfield and say it to Carra's face.

jasonrh

To be fair, everyone who isn't completely and totally mental believes him to be a cunt.

This book has only reinforced that impression. He is a bit fucked up in the head mentally as well, and seems to get an erection just thinking about watching his own highlight reels (presumably not the 'doing' of your own players in training).

One gets the impression that if he actually cared enough and was mentally strong enough to not have stropped into his retirement hissy fit and was still in the England fold that he, Ashley Cole, and John Terry would be spending half their away weeknights having "Big Man" contests.

In previous interviews he has tried to portray himself as some sort of street wise thug, but these excerpts from his own book have really brought home just how much Jamie has a special fondness for the Joey Barton school of accidentally revealing to the world that you are suffering from Erectile Dysfunction.

And it has been scientifically proven that he does sicken 7 out of 9 small children to the point of nausea at the mere sight of his face, with 11 of 12 wretching at the sound of his voice.

The facts are against you on this one LWAR.


Considering the constant self-righteous frothing and foaming on Merseyside over Keane's book (years after he was RIGHTLY punished for his tackle on Haaland), one would think that you lot would acknowledge at least a degree of embarrassment at his publication of this book which seems to glory in how he's off on a 'Revenge Mission', or has sent his mates 'On Assignment' (Adrian Durham, watch your back!) to stalk and assault someone on the street, or sat in wait all training to 'Do One' on a FELLOW TEAMMATE IN TRAINING.

All this in a post-Barton world is perfectly OK for 'Our Jamie', hero of Merseyside, clean as the wind-driven snow and not at all a piece of self-important shit who is just as much of a thug as Barton but has been too much of a coward and too lucky in the past to let this obviously festering sociopathic side take control of him unless he had his gang of mates in tow or available via text to keep him out of the real trouble.

One would think you might acknowledge just how sad and embarrassing these excerpts have been, and what a horrible and questionable light they put him in as a footballer and as a man. They question his commitment to both the game and country he supposedly cares so much about, and to his fellow man whom he seems so anxious to beat the crap out of at the slightest instigation.

The only difference between Jamie Carragher and Joey Barton is that Jamie Carragher's balls haven't dropped yet. And I'd say it to his mate's faces if he'd like me to.

Psmith

LWAR and Davo, are you one of Carra's boys?

UnitedRoadRed

Carragher doesn't feel gutted when England gets beat.
Carragher subsequently gets overlooked for England squads.
Coincidence?

Elliott

Nice tautology there.

spinoza

True. I think Carragher's a tool. Dr Dwayne thinks he's a retard.

RedRover

My point is that it is easy to be motivated for a club that pays you 100 grand a week - because if you aren't then the games up. No more lucrative contracts. Its shameful that our team full of "starts", when Croatia come to Webley we were out passed, out thought and out ran by a team of players, any of whom were largely unheard of. Craotia wanted the winn more, despite having already qualified.

I´m not suggesting that all players who pull on an England shirt don´t care - I just feel that the likes of Gerrard, Lampard and to an extent Rooney and Ferdinand clearly have the talent to perform for England but simply don´t. That suggests to me a problem with attitude and motivation.

Of course players should be loyal to their clubs and give 110% - but why not for country too? They are privileged to have the chance to follow greats like Moore and Charlton.

For too long players have been picked on reputation rather than performance and until that stops the underperforming will likely continue.

BaldwinLegend

Very well put.

Tibs

More from Carragher:

""When my leg was broken in an horrific tackle by Lucas Neill in September 2003, my mates were ready to hunt him down if I gave the go-ahead.
A few weeks later I received a phone call. "You won't believe this, Jay. We're in the Trafford Centre and Lucas Neill is walking straight towards us. What do you reckon?"
Did I really want Neill to take a crack? "There's only one problem," added the voice. "Little Davey Thommo is with him."
That was that. I could hardly let one of my best mates, David Thompson, now a Blackburn player, become a witness to an assault. Besides he'd have recognised the attackers. The impromptu mission was aborted and I sent a text to Thommo telling him Neill should give him a hug of thanks.
As word got back to Blackburn about the near miss, or should that be hit, their coach Terry Darracott, a Scouser, appealed to one of my friends to call the boys off. I agreed""

Yianni

Already posted.

Red Indian Chief Torn Rubber

Ferguson

He never was a proper right back. He always looked like a central defender moonlighting at right back for England.

Kicking Rigobert Song won't change that.

Nem 7

Thick scouser.

RedCanuck

So 'Carra' is still shit then? Good, the donkey can get twisted up by Berbatov this weekend.

Still, who the hell wrote this for him? He comes across like a complete prat. As someone wrote previous they shouldn't put out these books while playing. But I suppose it does mean a payday for what is, in essense, little more than toilet paper.