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Old 21st December 2009, 12:14   #1 (permalink)
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Christmas themed football puns.
The privilege of starting the thread is that i can begin with an easy one.

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Old 21st December 2009, 12:17   #2 (permalink)
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Old 21st December 2009, 12:20   #3 (permalink)
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Old 21st December 2009, 12:30   #4 (permalink)
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Old 21st December 2009, 12:40   #5 (permalink)
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Old 21st December 2009, 12:41   #6 (permalink)
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Roque Santa Claus

David Eggnog

Kris Musampa
Those are too good to be original, surely?

The Kris Musampa one is genius.

Are they really all your own work?
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Old 21st December 2009, 12:53   #8 (permalink)
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Christmas XI

Roque Santa Claus
Evander Snowman
Elves Hammond
Carol Poborsky
Kiki 'Chris' Musampa
Once in Royal David Speedie
Hark the Herald Juan Pablo Angels sing
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Good King Wengerceslas
I saw Neil Shipperley Come Flailing In
Ding Dong Fangzhou Merrily On Heighway
We Three Ledley Kings on Loan from Orient Are
Lassana is ex-Chelskis
Ince in Royle Davids Titi
Harkness, the herald Angel Song, glory Etuhu the Newbon Ledley King
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11 Matty Pipers piping
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7 Mark McGhees a laying
6 Swanchopes swimming
5 Five holding (role) Kings
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2 Totti dives
And a David Partridge in a Pear tree
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Gordon McQueen's Speech
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Old 21st December 2009, 13:45   #10 (permalink)
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Frankincense Lampard.

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Those are too good to be original, surely?

The Kris Musampa one is genius.

Are they really all your own work?
I never know with the caf so i'll assume sarcasm. Big fuck you on your face.

Though it is Pogue so in case you were being serious,

Two stolen (i'm claiming the Eggnog), the Kris Musampa one still makes me chuckle though.
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Papa Bauble Diop

Steve Spruce

Ruud Van Mistletoe

(Those are all original, you can tell cause they're shite.)
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Old 21st December 2009, 14:10   #13 (permalink)
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I never know with the caf so i'll assume sarcasm, and a large dose of it. So big fuck you on your face.

Though it is Pogue so in case you were being serious,

Two stolen (i'm claiming the Eggnog), the Kris Musampa one still makes me chuckle though.
Nah, I'm pretty sure someone did it last year.
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Old 21st December 2009, 14:21   #14 (permalink)
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Nah, I'm pretty sure someone did it last year.
I thought of it all by myself though
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