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Old 22nd December 2012, 18:41   #121 (permalink)
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Old 22nd December 2012, 18:42   #122 (permalink)
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He's a fecking beast.

Cheeky bid?
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Old 22nd December 2012, 18:43   #123 (permalink)
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He's a fecking beast.

Cheeky bid?
Nani, straight swap?
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Old 22nd December 2012, 18:45   #124 (permalink)
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Downing is told he needs to find a new club in January. Downing raises performance level. Classy.
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Old 22nd December 2012, 18:45   #125 (permalink)
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Nani, straight swap?
That sounds good to be mate. I'd like to see Nani try and match Downing's scoring and assist record for Liverpool!
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Old 22nd December 2012, 18:46   #126 (permalink)
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I've got double Panini stickers of Emerson; we can swap one of them for Downing.
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Old 22nd December 2012, 18:47   #127 (permalink)
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Fuck my wife, now he's scored a goal
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Old 22nd December 2012, 18:49   #128 (permalink)
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Another assist for Downing!
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Old 22nd December 2012, 18:51   #129 (permalink)
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Jon Champion after he scored on ESPN: "It's a raping!"
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Old 22nd December 2012, 18:54   #130 (permalink)
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Jon Champion after he scored on ESPN: "It's a raping!"
Seriously? Here's hoping he gets sacked over it. God awful commentator.
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Old 22nd December 2012, 18:54   #131 (permalink)
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You're shitting me?
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Old 22nd December 2012, 18:55   #132 (permalink)
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rapier =/= raping
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Old 22nd December 2012, 19:01   #133 (permalink)
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It only took chance creation guru Stewart Downing 44 league games for Liverpool to get an assist.

And it only took 45 fucking seconds for IrishCelt to beat me.
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Old 22nd December 2012, 19:05   #134 (permalink)
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Old 22nd December 2012, 19:25   #135 (permalink)
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Shame on you all! Downing is the shit.

I may or may not mean that literally.
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Old 22nd December 2012, 19:27   #136 (permalink)
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This needs an investigation after downings had a goal and assist, I nominate Alister as the head detective.
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Old 22nd December 2012, 19:40   #137 (permalink)
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Old 22nd December 2012, 19:43   #138 (permalink)
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I think this is a sign the apocalypse has indeed happened.
Maybe we've entered another dimension.
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Old 22nd December 2012, 19:47   #139 (permalink)
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Old 23rd December 2012, 07:30   #140 (permalink)
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So is he the best winger in the world now?
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Old 23rd December 2012, 08:56   #141 (permalink)
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So is he the best winger in the world now?
Best player, not just winger
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Old 23rd December 2012, 10:00   #142 (permalink)
 
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One goal & 2 assists in 44 league games, & the cheeky cunt puts his finger to his mouth after he scores.

He'll only shut people up when he starts to do this on a regular basis.
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Old 23rd December 2012, 10:13   #143 (permalink)
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One goal & 2 assists in 44 league games, & the cheeky cunt puts his finger to his mouth after he scores.
He really did this!

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Old 23rd December 2012, 10:25   #144 (permalink)
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In front of the home fans too, what a clown.
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Old 23rd December 2012, 10:27   #145 (permalink)
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Actually he had a great game yesterday. He took 2 shots that were close enough to earn him a hat-trick (awful thought). The first one was powerful as fuck and the second one would have been a top 5 goal of the season.

On the other hand they played a Fulham team that displayed one of the worst performances I have ever witnessed in the premier league in +20 years of watching. I am going to bet my money on that manager getting sacked at any minute now.
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Old 23rd December 2012, 10:28   #146 (permalink)
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Is that his way of responding to criticism or something?

You sure showed them, Stewie.
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Old 23rd December 2012, 10:43   #147 (permalink)
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Yeah, stfu you stupid scousers who pay my wages!
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Old 23rd December 2012, 12:26   #148 (permalink)
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Opta saying he scored on his 83rd shot. To be fair, his assist to Gerrard was decent.

He's going to snowball from hereafter.
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Old 23rd December 2012, 13:00   #149 (permalink)
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Just after Rodgers told him to fuck off too
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Old 20th March 2013, 13:49   #150 (permalink)
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http://www.sportskeeda.com/2013/03/1...wart-downing/#

Downing on a twitter Q&A - only going to end one way;


@DualeAdam1: If you were a footballer, what would your preferred position be?

@Liam Payne ?Payny_01: How did you feel last season knowing Tim Howard was closer to lifting the golden boot than you?

@BillHansen28: So you left Aston Villa for Champions League football. How’s that working out for you?

?@McFarlaneJordan: Are you the only professional footballer to be neither footed?

@Notcarlcole: On a scale of 1 to Jesus, how good are your crosses?

@Dave B MUFC ?Bowsy: How did it feel to have more arrests than assists last season?

@arpan_manutd: Do you know any footballer (except you) who is neither footed?

@Jon Barbuti: Which Premier League bench is the comfiest?

@Fergie’s Hairdryer: How do you get to the other side of the road when you don’t know how to cross?

@marc sepetowski ?sepo_efc: Do you consider yourself to be just as bad as Jordan Henderson?

@?JacobCampbell5: Did you pick number 19 because you knew it would take about 19 months before you did anything of any kind of use?

@?Abdn_Horror_Guy: If you were to transfer away from Liverpool, how many goats and cows would your new club receive in the dowry to take you?

@?lloydturner1: How do you ignore all this abuse and carry on day to day? #respect
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Old 20th March 2013, 13:54   #151 (permalink)
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Liverpoolskis payed for him about 20 millions... I wonder for how much they can sell him, now.

I think he'll stay.
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Old 20th March 2013, 13:56   #152 (permalink)
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Downing on a twitter Q&A - only going to end one way;


@DualeAdam1: If you were a footballer, what would your preferred position be?

@Liam Payne ?Payny_01: How did you feel last season knowing Tim Howard was closer to lifting the golden boot than you?


@BillHansen28: So you left Aston Villa for Champions League football. How’s that working out for you?

?@McFarlaneJordan: Are you the only professional footballer to be neither footed?

@Notcarlcole: On a scale of 1 to Jesus, how good are your crosses?

@Dave B MUFC ?Bowsy: How did it feel to have more arrests than assists last season?

@arpan_manutd: Do you know any footballer (except you) who is neither footed?

@Jon Barbuti: Which Premier League bench is the comfiest?

@Fergie’s Hairdryer: How do you get to the other side of the road when you don’t know how to cross?

@marc sepetowski ?sepo_efc: Do you consider yourself to be just as bad as Jordan Henderson?

@?JacobCampbell5: Did you pick number 19 because you knew it would take about 19 months before you did anything of any kind of use?

@?Abdn_Horror_Guy: If you were to transfer away from Liverpool, how many goats and cows would your new club receive in the dowry to take you?

@?lloydturner1: How do you ignore all this abuse and carry on day to day? #respect
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Old 20th March 2013, 13:57   #153 (permalink)
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Old 20th March 2013, 14:12   #154 (permalink)
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Downing on a twitter Q&A - only going to end one way;


@DualeAdam1: If you were a footballer, what would your preferred position be?
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Old 20th March 2013, 14:28   #155 (permalink)
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Neither footed.
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