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#142 (permalink) |
![]() Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Living next door to Alice....Alice? Who the fuck is Alice?
Posts: 2,473
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One goal & 2 assists in 44 league games, & the cheeky cunt puts his finger to his mouth after he scores.
He'll only shut people up when he starts to do this on a regular basis. |
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#143 (permalink) |
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Arrogant prick who is best ignored
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: 'Sometimes you look in a field and you see a cow and you think it's a better cow than the one you've got in your own field. It's a fact, right? And it never really works out that way. It’s probably the same cow and not as good as your own cow.'
Posts: 10,721
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#145 (permalink) |
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Straight Guy
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: On top of the league
Posts: 4,625
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Actually he had a great game yesterday. He took 2 shots that were close enough to earn him a hat-trick (awful thought). The first one was powerful as fuck and the second one would have been a top 5 goal of the season.
On the other hand they played a Fulham team that displayed one of the worst performances I have ever witnessed in the premier league in +20 years of watching. I am going to bet my money on that manager getting sacked at any minute now. |
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Handles sausages and wood better than anyone
Join Date: Sep 2010
Location: Espionage never tasted so salty.
Posts: 4,968
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http://www.sportskeeda.com/2013/03/1...wart-downing/#
Downing on a twitter Q&A - only going to end one way; @DualeAdam1: If you were a footballer, what would your preferred position be? @Liam Payne ?Payny_01: How did you feel last season knowing Tim Howard was closer to lifting the golden boot than you? @BillHansen28: So you left Aston Villa for Champions League football. How’s that working out for you? ?@McFarlaneJordan: Are you the only professional footballer to be neither footed? @Notcarlcole: On a scale of 1 to Jesus, how good are your crosses? @Dave B MUFC ?Bowsy: How did it feel to have more arrests than assists last season? @arpan_manutd: Do you know any footballer (except you) who is neither footed? @Jon Barbuti: Which Premier League bench is the comfiest? @Fergie’s Hairdryer: How do you get to the other side of the road when you don’t know how to cross? @marc sepetowski ?sepo_efc: Do you consider yourself to be just as bad as Jordan Henderson? @?JacobCampbell5: Did you pick number 19 because you knew it would take about 19 months before you did anything of any kind of use? @?Abdn_Horror_Guy: If you were to transfer away from Liverpool, how many goats and cows would your new club receive in the dowry to take you? @?lloydturner1: How do you ignore all this abuse and carry on day to day? #respect |
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Love Nani, Hate Ando
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Reserve Team Player
Join Date: Apr 2012
Location: London, of course
Posts: 522
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