Drogba vs Heskey

AhmedDimwitson · 21st March 2005, 20:33

Which of these two internationals would you prefer?

Would almost prefer Heskey here, both are equally appalling going forward but Heskey adds that extra dimension to the defense.

Justin · 21st March 2005, 21:50

At least Drogba actually has an attacking purpose.

--LFC1892-- · 21st March 2005, 22:00

both as bad as eachother. I watched a recent chav match and i was appalled at the number of chances that moron drogba missed.

£24 million

J2F · 21st March 2005, 22:03

Drogba is a good player. He isn't worth anywhere near £ 24m, but he's miles away from Donkey.

He's a complete pussy though.

--LFC1892-- · 21st March 2005, 22:22

On current form heskey is better.

J2F · 21st March 2005, 22:29

Heskey's got 6 goals from his 26 apperances in the PL. And one goal from 2 FA cup matchs.

Drogba has 9 from 15 + 5 comming from the bench. He also has 3 goals in 4 european matches.

Heskey's better indeed...

Stobzilla · 21st March 2005, 22:34

Stick Heskey in Chelsea's team and he'd put up numbers like that as well, its all relative, and Heskey does more as a team player as well.

Justin · 21st March 2005, 22:44

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Originally Posted by Stobzilla

Stick Heskey in Chelsea's team and he'd put up numbers like that as well

I doubt it.

Davo · 21st March 2005, 23:00

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Originally Posted by J2F

Heskey's got 6 goals from his 26 apperances in the PL.

Sounds RVNesque.....

--LFC1892-- · 21st March 2005, 23:03

Another thing about drogba...

cut your fucking hair you stupid tit. You look like a fucking prat...

rant over.

Stamford Bridge · 22nd March 2005, 03:22

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Originally Posted by Stobzilla

Stick Heskey in Chelsea's team and he'd put up numbers like that as well, its all relative, and Heskey does more as a team player as well.

I'm sure he will.

After all, he scored loads at his former "big club", didn't he?

Stamford Bridge · 22nd March 2005, 03:23

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Originally Posted by --LFC1892--

Another thing about drogba...

cut your fucking hair you stupid tit. You look like a fucking prat...

rant over.

Goes to the same hairdresser as Baros and Garcia.

Wait, Garcia's hair is worse.....

Epic · 22nd March 2005, 08:11

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Originally Posted by AhmedDimwitson

Would almost prefer Heskey here, both are equally appalling going forward but Heskey adds that extra dimension to the defense.

You can't be serious. Heskey's like THE worst ever striker

Nate · 22nd March 2005, 09:06

How many black men have straight hair?

Nate · 22nd March 2005, 09:07

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Originally Posted by Epic

You can't be serious. Heskey's like THE worst ever striker

He's like so not.

An Extremely Boring Man · 22nd March 2005, 09:20

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Originally Posted by Nate

He's like so not.

Ok, Bellion and Meijer are worse

Just about...

Nate · 22nd March 2005, 09:30

There are plenty worse.

He's not having a bad season.

Shah786 · 22nd March 2005, 09:40

Earnshaw is better than Drogba

Ern · 22nd March 2005, 10:04

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Originally Posted by Stamford Bridge

I'm sure he will.

After all, he scored loads at his former "big club", didn't he?

Well, they were far more defensive, in those days, than Chelsea are right now.

--LFC1892-- · 22nd March 2005, 10:41

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Originally Posted by Nate

How many black men have straight hair?

exactly my point.....

Black women can get away with it but black men with straight hair look like tits.

Stobzilla · 22nd March 2005, 22:51

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Originally Posted by --LFC1892--

exactly my point.....

Black women can get away with it but black men with straight hair look like tits.

RACIST!

Reflectorboy · 23rd March 2005, 08:48

is this even a question?drogba is miles better than heskey

--LFC1892-- · 23rd March 2005, 10:05

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Originally Posted by Stobzilla

RACIST!

Someone had to say it.

amolbhatia100 · 23rd March 2005, 13:56

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Originally Posted by Epic

You can't be serious. Heskey's like THE worst ever striker

bellion??
heskeys abit like forlan..he was bound to do well at a midtable club.Except the fact that forlan is better.

Bodzilla · 24th March 2005, 21:34

Was I correct in reading that Drogba has the second best goals:minutes ratio in the league?

crappycraperson · 24th March 2005, 21:52

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Originally Posted by Bodzilla

Was I correct in reading that Drogba has the second best goals:minutes ratio in the league?

Yes behind henry, But IMO forlan or heskey would have had too in chelski team. Some one like Rvn or owen would have scored 20+ goals in the same amt of time drogba has.
Drogba wouldnt have gotten 5 goals in a team like birmingham

Bodzilla · 24th March 2005, 21:54

Case closed.

alonso767 · 24th March 2005, 21:59

yeah i cant believe this debate is even occuring, im a bloody 'pool fan, and would be willing to sing along with the rest of you, "if heskey can play for england, so can i". there is a reason that song came about...

although, i probably could also play for the ivory coast

green demon · 25th March 2005, 09:00

Please let Heskey get a light injury in training, please, please, please. Even though Northern Ireland are not a major team, I fear for our chances of scoring if Emily plays.

21st March 2005, 20:33	#1 (permalink)
AhmedDimwitson The Expert Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: FI Posts: 5,187	Drogba vs Heskey Which of these two internationals would you prefer? Would almost prefer Heskey here, both are equally appalling going forward but Heskey adds that extra dimension to the defense.

21st March 2005, 21:50	#2 (permalink)
Justin First Team Regular Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 16,430	At least Drogba actually has an attacking purpose.

21st March 2005, 22:00	#3 (permalink)
--LFC1892-- Banned Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: KING OF ALL BINDIPPERS Posts: 994	both as bad as eachother. I watched a recent chav match and i was appalled at the number of chances that moron drogba missed. £24 million

21st March 2005, 22:03	#4 (permalink)
J2F Banned Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 699	Drogba is a good player. He isn't worth anywhere near £ 24m, but he's miles away from Donkey. He's a complete pussy though.

21st March 2005, 22:22	#5 (permalink)
--LFC1892-- Banned Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: KING OF ALL BINDIPPERS Posts: 994	On current form heskey is better.

21st March 2005, 22:29	#6 (permalink)
J2F Banned Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 699	Heskey's got 6 goals from his 26 apperances in the PL. And one goal from 2 FA cup matchs. Drogba has 9 from 15 + 5 comming from the bench. He also has 3 goals in 4 european matches. Heskey's better indeed...

21st March 2005, 22:34	#7 (permalink)
Stobzilla Official Team Perv Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Markus.Land - Where Markus logic prevails. Posts: 3,522	Stick Heskey in Chelsea's team and he'd put up numbers like that as well, its all relative, and Heskey does more as a team player as well.

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--LFC1892-- Banned Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: KING OF ALL BINDIPPERS Posts: 994	Another thing about drogba... cut your fucking hair you stupid tit. You look like a fucking prat... rant over.

22nd March 2005, 09:06	#14 (permalink)
Nate Poached vegetables a speciality Join Date: Nov 2001 Posts: 27,161	How many black men have straight hair?

22nd March 2005, 09:30	#17 (permalink)
Nate Poached vegetables a speciality Join Date: Nov 2001 Posts: 27,161	There are plenty worse. He's not having a bad season.

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Shah786 Pain in the arse Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Cheetham Hill Posts: 1,074	Earnshaw is better than Drogba

23rd March 2005, 08:48	#22 (permalink)
Reflectorboy Future friend of the first team Join Date: May 2004 Location: Land of the unknown Posts: 6,950	is this even a question?drogba is miles better than heskey

24th March 2005, 21:34	#25 (permalink)
Bodzilla Ure Banned Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Super Rasiak. Posts: 5,256	Was I correct in reading that Drogba has the second best goals:minutes ratio in the league?

24th March 2005, 21:54	#27 (permalink)
Bodzilla Ure Banned Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Super Rasiak. Posts: 5,256	Case closed.

24th March 2005, 21:59	#28 (permalink)
alonso767 Calm down Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: About to be banned. Posts: 8,520	yeah i cant believe this debate is even occuring, im a bloody 'pool fan, and would be willing to sing along with the rest of you, "if heskey can play for england, so can i". there is a reason that song came about... although, i probably could also play for the ivory coast

25th March 2005, 09:00	#29 (permalink)
green demon Caf Nostradamous 2008 Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: That would be an Ecumenical Matter Posts: 4,729	Please let Heskey get a light injury in training, please, please, please. Even though Northern Ireland are not a major team, I fear for our chances of scoring if Emily plays.