FAO DONADO q

Suresh

Paternal, you nosey mong, get the relationship right. He's been duly disowned, btw.

vijay

But you seem to believe what ever DONADO says? Is it not?. He is your relative.. Give it up.

Suresh

Actually I suppose his being the same age as my nephews probably had something to do with it. That realisation, however came only later in that thread, about the time you waded in with your coments. Admit it, glory-hunting clueless mong he may have been, but he was a well spoken boy.

vijay

I thought he was plagiarizing your posts and I could find nearly 231 similarities.

Suresh

How in the name of Aishwarya Rai did you figure that one out?!! Actually, if he did do that, he must have been stupider than first thought. My posts are generally boring and often outright tedious.

On a totally unrelated issue, how did your tagline change from 'Very Fair Jedi' to the current one?

vijay

Well. DONADO has randomly dispatched a PM to many members and he has given you a parting shot.

DONADO says “The thing that is holding me back is this person in my past. A man and he jinxed me". He has also said that you really had good intentions and probably liked him but you misguided him and unintentionally held him back from his normal life.

He said “The past is over and done and that now is the time to close that book--I should start a new book, with clean white pages. I will re-register myself and avenge suresh”

It was Livvies work.

Suresh

Nice piece of fiction, really. A good mixture of teenage angst with deeply disturbing psychological undertones. The latter is scary though.

I wonder if he will be back? Spotted him viewing this thread the other day. I think the sheer volume of response scared him off.

Donado

Scared me off?Not likely.It takes more than a handful or Uniited fans to 'scare' me off an internet forum, at that.

Well I guess its just the realisation, rather late if I may say so, that noone would probably believe me, seeing as they don't actually know me nor do they know about the situation, I, inadverently put myself into by not making another account as I should have done.Fact was I had no idea how a forum worked an all its dealis.Didn't think if it was a problem if I used the same account used previously.Well, life doesn't end does it..

Oh and vijay, you promised not to make that PM public.

Oh and the Indian Nationals won our match on Sunday too..I got substituted early..

Slabber

Are Donado and Devilish in fact one schizophrenic being? Can we check their IP addresses?

Donado

Please go ahead.While you're at it, just check the I.P address of DONADO when he joined and mine now.

Slabber, you're a cnut.

amolbhatia100

i have this one friend who used to be arsenal this,arsenal that.. Suddely, magically, on the day of the semi final second leg against chelsea, he turned into a liverpool one.. now he says it was always liverpool.

Its far too common here. But those people shouldnt be takent seriously.

vijay

This is an age old thread , and some one has dragged it up. After DD started this thread, on the very next day, threads like Donado Lier sprung up, with more contradictions and muppetry. Little DONADO was busted, frightened and took cover for more than six months. But last month he returned again and started his pedantic windups.

vijay

Yep… maybe in terms of their awe-inspiring wisdom or may be they share the same keyboard.

vijay

Mods must consider renaming his status as Young Redeus, Little DJS, Suedesi of the Subcontinent, or some thing of that sort.

I reckon "Failed Goon Turned WUM" would be more appropriate.

amolbhatia100

young redeus is going too far

Suresh

Bloody hell, I just noticed the date of Dubai's original post.

Hmm, that saying about the eyesight being the first to go must be true.

jatin

Hey
you will not believe the muppets you can find here
in my class there is this fella
whom i know since 4 years (of enginnering) but still am not suire who he eventual;ly will support basically he's an abu

first he startde of with madrid and rang me up and startde with the taunts when ronaldo hit that hattrick at OT

then he became a madrid fan for la liga and arse fan for the EPl after arse went unbeaten and again went off taunting me
then now he supports madrid but is amazed by barca
and now while he supports arsenal
he goes on about how chelsea kicked our backside at OT
en all
and when i spoke to him about the 4-2 win at highbury he has just one answer that eventually chelsea won it and arse were second
so He is the one true ABU i have seen here

regarding the merchandise i doubt you would get authentic stuff here in India
most of the people who have orignal United Kits have got them from their foreign trips others are just expensive clones
by the where in bombay do you stay

if you still want a Kit which will not be orignal but is a good clone you can go to FUNKY's at Pali hill , Bandra
But i never buy united kits coz i don't believe in keeping fake kits
If i can get my hands on an orignbnal kit then i would love to have it but Somehow fake kits put me off
You can also get United stickers (for your car, helmets) Keychains etc there

kelvinhole

Sounds like someone I know.

The Hairdryer

Sorry couldn't help it

vijay

It dosent surprise me a bit . He is DONADO's friend...

Jatin, you can get the authentic TShirts in all Nike Showrooms. With the exception of T-Shirts, other authentic toilet items will be available at Pounds and Dollars chain of outlets. Not sure whether they have it Mumbai though.

Salvation

I stay in Chembur, and Bandra is around a half-an-hour drive from my place. Still would pass on the the good clone merchandize, yet I have heard people claim to have brought United stuff from Nike outlets. Would rathar look at it as one of the positives with Glazer's takeover that we don't get them here .

Very true on those kinds of glory hunters, as I have seen people cheer for Milan in the first half and the dippers in the second too.

The closest that India has come to United is when Sir Bobby Charlton came on a trip to Lonavala recently when he made a short visit to do some charity work. We have had Nial Quinn visit Calcutta for the same cause too, although never liked him much after the previous world cup.

Dubai_Devil

Good times...

Suedesi

Donado, what a twat.

TheRedFlag

I always knew he used to be a United fan, yet he denies it.. this quite clearly shows that I am right and that he's a twat.

A gloryhunting twat, though that is probably different now seeing as United are better.

Suresh

So, bumping this up is an annual trend then?

TheRedFlag

Has to be

Well done DD

Melbourne Red

Donaldo's not a bad bloke actually, quite a good poster

He's also going to go bald, no matter how often he examines his hairline in the mirror and tries to convince himself that he's not realy losing as much hair as it seems.

Hehe.

vijay

It was like Sol caught kneeling down with his trousers rolled down to his ankles

TheRedFlag

Is that an image you think of quite a lot?

vijay