Harry Redknapp tax evasion law suit

Inigo Montoya · 27th January 2012, 18:47

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Originally Posted by Bryan_Munich

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Well being a giver or a taker will hold him in good stead in prison

SteveJ · 27th January 2012, 18:49

Is it really believable that a current-day football manager wouldn't know how to email, use a computer or a fax machine?

RK · 27th January 2012, 18:54

Do you think he realises it's a trial? He probably thinks it's An Audience With... 'arry Redknapp.

Bryan_Munich · 27th January 2012, 18:58

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I can't work a computer, I don't know what an email is, I can't, I have never sent a fax and I've never even sent a text message. I have a big problem, I can't write so I don't keep anything. I am the most disorganised person, I am ashamed to say, in the world.

I've never wrote a letter in my life. I couldn't write a letter. I write like a two-year-old and I can't spell. Why am I gonna fiddle 20, 30 whatever thousand pounds of income tax when I walk away six months later from £200,000 that I was due?

Defence by strategic incompetence I believe it is called.

Guy Incognito · 27th January 2012, 18:58

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Originally Posted by R.Nilsson7

First thing that comes to mind with those glasses...

duffer · 27th January 2012, 19:02

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Originally Posted by SteveJ

Is it really believable that a current-day football manager wouldn't know how to email, use a computer or a fax machine?

No computer on his desk at pompey here...

Inigo Montoya · 27th January 2012, 19:04

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Originally Posted by SteveJ

Is it really believable that a current-day football manager wouldn't know how to email, use a computer or a fax machine?

It's irrelevant to the case.Lester Piggot went to jail in an age before computer technology was freely available

SharkyMcShark · 27th January 2012, 19:16

I see both a phone and a fax machine there

Zarlak · 27th January 2012, 19:26

Didn't Jamie say that Harry got loads of texts when he was in hospital?

Inigo Montoya · 27th January 2012, 19:29

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Originally Posted by SharkyMcShark

I see both a phone and a fax machine there

That's some shit office

Inigo Montoya · 27th January 2012, 19:30

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Originally Posted by Zarlak

Didn't Jamie say that Harry got loads of texts when he was in hospital?

he meant 'tests'

Bryan_Munich · 27th January 2012, 19:32

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Originally Posted by Zarlak

Didn't Jamie say that Harry got loads of texts when he was in hospital?

He said he's never sent one.

Guy Incognito · 27th January 2012, 19:52

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Originally Posted by Bryan_Munich

The best of the lot this week.

'Right, next up more transfer speculation coz' I can't feckin' see the autocue.'

'Arry can probably add and delete contacts on his mobile yet he doesn't 'know' how to text?

Team Brian GB · 27th January 2012, 19:56

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Originally Posted by Inigo Montoya

That's some shit office

His typical day-to-day office I imagine would be at the training ground, it did have a 'spare classroom/supply store room' feel to it.

KM · 27th January 2012, 20:12

I'm convinced that this trial is the sole reason why the Jan transfer window has been so shit. However there's still hope, his trial ends at 31st jan 4pm, the transfer windows ends at 6pm. More than enough time for Harry to do some wheeling dealing.

Bryan_Munich · 30th January 2012, 13:30

Harry Redknapp tax evasion trial resumes.

dev1l · 31st January 2012, 18:18

tariqpanja Mandaric on Harry redknapp: 'he's a moaner, he likes to moan'

Guy Incognito · 1st February 2012, 16:28

Right where to start...

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Pearcesport
Redknapp said Mandaric didn't want to sign Peter Crouch because he was "a basketball player"

Laughter in Court when Redknapp reveals that barrister representing Milan Mandaric is an Arsenal fan

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"I always pay my tax. I'd rather pay too much tax than not enough. I always pay my tax"

BBC News - Harry Redknapp was 'not a happy bunny' over Crouch profit

Drifter · 1st February 2012, 16:32

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"I always pay my tax. I'd rather pay too much tax than not enough. I always pay my tax"

Cringe worthy.

Bryan_Munich · 1st February 2012, 16:38

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"I have always paid too much tax rather than not enough."

We'll let the jury decide that Harry.

dumbo · 1st February 2012, 16:43

What a twat. He still thinks he's on Sky Sports News where any old bollocks he says will be believed.

Guy Incognito · 1st February 2012, 18:34

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SamWallaceIndy
Redknapp stops evidence & tells Detective Insp Manley in court to stop 'staring at me'. 'I know you are trying to cause me a problem'

MacMUFC · 1st February 2012, 18:39

FFS

snootyjim · 2nd February 2012, 03:32

Fingers crossed that someone will ask him whether he's a wheeler-dealer.

Red Dreams · 2nd February 2012, 03:39

you lot think he is going in?

VeevaVee · 2nd February 2012, 03:43

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Originally Posted by duffer

No computer on his desk at pompey here...

Spoiler

What a shite office, even if it isn't the day to day one. You'd think they be a bit swankier given the amount of money involved wouldn't you?!

Brophs · 2nd February 2012, 11:12

In fairness, who else expected his defence to tax evasion to be "I'm illiterate".

He might be a genius.

Kraftwerker · 2nd February 2012, 12:11

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Originally Posted by Brophs

In fairness, who else expected his defence to tax evasion to be "I'm illiterate".

He might be a genius.

Even now he thinks he's in court for Taxi Vision.

Looking like a cab driver.

ha_rooney · 2nd February 2012, 16:03

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Pearcesport:

Redknapp: "I've paid over £8 million income tax. Why are we bothering over £10,000 or whatever I'm said to have saved in tax?"

Redknapp said focus was on marking Beckham when Monaco fax sent before Old Trafford match, "but didn't work well as he scored a hattrick!"

More laughter as Redknapp talks about Rosie again. "I don't ever like calling her a dog. She was better than that"

Redknapp: "Everything I've told you has been the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth. So help me God"

He thinks this is one big triffic joke which will culminate in Jim White telling 'Arry he's been punk'd.

Guy Incognito · 2nd February 2012, 16:09

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"I don't ever like calling her a dog. She was better than that"

Vidic_In_Moscow · 2nd February 2012, 16:10

I just read that too.

kietotheworld · 2nd February 2012, 16:21

When did Beckham ever score a hat-trick?

pillory · 2nd February 2012, 16:33

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Originally Posted by kietotheworld

When did Beckham ever score a hat-trick?

Deliberate lie to prove he has a shit memory?

Hectic · 2nd February 2012, 17:11

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Originally Posted by ha_rooney

He thinks this is one big triffic joke which will culminate in Jim White telling 'Arry he's been punk'd.

He's a fucking retard, and so relaxed about it too. It's like he thinks he is in a film.

golden_blunder · 2nd February 2012, 17:23

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Originally Posted by SteveJ

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Spoiler

pocco · 2nd February 2012, 17:33

Is it just me that likes Harry Redknapp? I think he's a decent fella.

Simon Adebesi · 2nd February 2012, 19:13

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Originally Posted by pocco

Is it just me that likes Harry Redknapp? I think he's a decent fella.

No I quite like him too, he amuses me.

peterstorey · 2nd February 2012, 19:16

I suspect he's not amusing the jury much.

IrishLegend · 2nd February 2012, 19:20

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Originally Posted by pocco

Is it just me that likes Harry Redknapp? I think he's a decent fella.

I think he's alright, good manager. I think most people dislike him here because he's a cockney with a funny face who's done quite well at this management lark.

Spoony Youngblood · 2nd February 2012, 19:25

I love his style...just plead ignorance and hope the jury've a soft spot for people with learning difficulties.

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27th January 2012, 18:49	#122 (permalink)
SteveJ Nicest fella on the Caf and Newbie of the Year 2011 Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: Occupation: Spacegoat Posts: 11,042	Is it really believable that a current-day football manager wouldn't know how to email, use a computer or a fax machine?

27th January 2012, 18:54	#123 (permalink)
RK First Team Regular Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 13,478	Do you think he realises it's a trial? He probably thinks it's An Audience With... 'arry Redknapp.

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SharkyMcShark First Team Regular Join Date: May 2007 Location: Using location as a tagline: because I'm just not cool enough to have my own. Posts: 18,060	I see both a phone and a fax machine there

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Zarlak 3-0 and you messed it up! Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: "Angels to some, Demons to others." Posts: 12,766	Didn't Jamie say that Harry got loads of texts when he was in hospital?

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KM First Team Regular Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Delhi... Posts: 13,072	I'm convinced that this trial is the sole reason why the Jan transfer window has been so shit. However there's still hope, his trial ends at 31st jan 4pm, the transfer windows ends at 6pm. More than enough time for Harry to do some wheeling dealing.

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dev1l Reserve Team Player Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 4,325	tariqpanja Mandaric on Harry redknapp: 'he's a moaner, he likes to moan'

1st February 2012, 16:43	#141 (permalink)
dumbo Reserve Team Player Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 3,223	What a twat. He still thinks he's on Sky Sports News where any old bollocks he says will be believed.

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snootyjim In most joy Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Redcafe, circa 2006 Posts: 3,520	Fingers crossed that someone will ask him whether he's a wheeler-dealer.

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Red Dreams First Team Regular Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Thunder Road to Old Trafford Posts: 22,409	you lot think he is going in?

2nd February 2012, 11:12	#147 (permalink)
Brophs Brewlio's fugly sister Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Top is a humourless cunt. There, I said what everyone else was thinking. Posts: 25,598	In fairness, who else expected his defence to tax evasion to be "I'm illiterate". He might be a genius.

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Vidic_In_Moscow First Team Sub Join Date: Sep 2010 Posts: 5,703	I just read that too.

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peterstorey Bitter Arse hole Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Happy those, who can remain at Highbury! Posts: 24,837	I suspect he's not amusing the jury much.

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Spoony Youngblood Wants to be more like Top Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: RIP Sydney Youngblood, who died in a tragic go-karting accident in 2007. RIP my cat 2001-09. iRIP Steve Cunting Jobs Posts: 42,100	I love his style...just plead ignorance and hope the jury've a soft spot for people with learning difficulties.