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Old 4th September 2008, 04:34   #41 (permalink)
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Old 4th September 2008, 06:37   #43 (permalink)
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Is it possible for both bodies (United and City) under one umbrella, or is it a treason to even entertain this thought?
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But Mr. Ferguson, I thought we played in Red?
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Old 4th September 2008, 08:42   #45 (permalink)
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We will just let him live with joining "the biggest team in Manchester" while we continue to be the biggest team in the world. Just ask Berbatov.
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The world is upside down at the moment. Never thought I'd see a player dying to go from Real to City.

One bad thing about this transfer is that Real's Ronaldo budget increased dramatically.
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Old 4th September 2008, 09:33   #47 (permalink)
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Is it possible for both bodies (United and City) under one umbrella, or is it a treason to even entertain this thought?
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Old 4th September 2008, 09:37   #49 (permalink)
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Is it possible for both bodies (United and City) under one umbrella, or is it a treason to even entertain this thought?
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Old 4th September 2008, 09:58   #50 (permalink)
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what exactly is he looking at in the picture with him holding the shirt? He's looking at the floor ain't he? No way is he looking at the shirt or hughes. Watching the interview, it was about as convincing as someone shoving a loaf down their trousers. It'll be funny to see how things transpire
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Old 4th September 2008, 12:29   #51 (permalink)
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Robinho's career at Manchester City has not got off to the smoothest start following his switch from Real Madrid.
The Brazilian stunned football by making a £32.5m move to Eastlands and not, as expected, to Londoners Chelsea.
However, it appears the 24-year-old's deadline day move has still to sink in.
"On the last day, Chelsea made me a great proposal and I accepted it," he said, to which a reporter replied: "You mean Manchester right?". "Yeah, Manchester, sorry!" answered Robinho.
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Old 4th September 2008, 12:47   #52 (permalink)
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"Top racing driver, Lewis Hamilton, talked today about his decision to quit Formula One to take part in the John O'groates to lands end banger race. "Its my ultimate dream" said the dusky speedster, "These chances only come along once in a lifetime" He denied that his shock decsion had anything to do with Saudi Prince(Insert random name here) offering him one billion pounds to take part, "Money has nothing to do with it, he splutterd angrily, "This sport isw going to become massive, much bigger than Formula one"
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Old 4th September 2008, 15:02   #53 (permalink)
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"Top racing driver, Lewis Hamilton, talked today about his decision to quit Formula One to take part in the John O'groates to lands end banger race. "Its my ultimate dream" said the dusky speedster, "These chances only come along once in a lifetime" He denied that his shock decsion had anything to do with Saudi Prince(Insert random name here) offering him one billion pounds to take part, "Money has nothing to do with it, he splutterd angrily, "This sport isw going to become massive, much bigger than Formula one"

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Old 4th September 2008, 15:07   #54 (permalink)
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Old 4th September 2008, 16:30   #55 (permalink)
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Poor Robinho, thinking he has joined Manchester United.

He'll be in for a shock when he lines up with Stephen Ireland, Darius Vassell and Richard Dunne instead of with Ronaldo, Rooney and Rio Ferdinand.
Robihno needs english lessons.He probably read Manchester United instead of City.
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A cap with a suit jacket, where the fuck did he learn to get dressed ?
He's still in 1995.
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Old 5th September 2008, 08:40   #57 (permalink)
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Biggest club in Manchester ?
Deluded Liar

Even the city fans must think its a stupid comment
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Old 5th September 2008, 08:43   #58 (permalink)
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Is it possible for both bodies (United and City) under one umbrella, or is it a treason to even entertain this thought?
Ban Him

You have been smoking the same crap as he did before his stupid City are the biggest club in Manchester comment.
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Old 5th September 2008, 08:44   #59 (permalink)
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Ok, boy, now ask where you can find the trophy cabinet....there is no need to take a calculator with you
Just a BIG MAGNIFYING GLASS
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Old 5th September 2008, 09:18   #60 (permalink)
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"I have joined the biggest team in Manchester, I am very happy to be here."

the biggest amateur team
He will come to realize who is the bigger and better team at the manchester derbies when his team made up of who? comes face to face with:

Berbatov
Rooney
Tevez
Ronaldo
Manucho
Nani
Anderson

Just looked at the wealth of attacking talents at our disposal. I bet there aren't too many clubs, if any to better that. City will get their whole team strategy wrong trying to pick out who to mark.
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Old 5th September 2008, 09:35   #61 (permalink)
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Now, City can afford a professional photographer with a big name camera.
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Old 5th September 2008, 15:42   #62 (permalink)
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Now, City can afford a professional photographer with a big name camera.
Rubbish photographer, though. Need to pay him 1000% more. Too blur.
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Old 5th September 2008, 16:48   #63 (permalink)
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Now, City can afford a professional photographer with a big name camera.
Thaksin took that photo with his camera phone, one of his new privileges in his role as honorary president.
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Old 5th September 2008, 17:13   #64 (permalink)
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Robinho is magic, he wears a magic hat, and when he came to manchester, he said 'I have heard of that'!
When he couldn't find any trophy's or even see a cup, he turned around to his agent and said 'boy have you fucked up'!
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Old 5th September 2008, 17:37   #65 (permalink)
 
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Thaksin took that photo with his camera phone, one of his new privileges in his role as honorary president.
Its a new feature on their site.

'MCFC ExileCam'.
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Old 5th September 2008, 17:40   #66 (permalink)
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they must all be overweight......

Massive!
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Old 5th September 2008, 17:48   #67 (permalink)
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Robinho is magic, he wears a magic hat, and when he came to manchester, he said 'I have heard of that'!
When he couldn't find any trophy's or even see a cup, he turned around to his agent and said 'boy have you fucked up'!
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Old 5th September 2008, 21:44   #68 (permalink)
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Robinho is magic, he wears a magic hat, and when he came to manchester, he said 'I have heard of that'!
When he couldn't find any trophy's or even see a cup, he turned around to his agent and said 'boy have you fucked up'!
brilliant
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Old 5th September 2008, 21:59   #69 (permalink)
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He will come to realize who is the bigger and better team at the manchester derbies when his team made up of who? comes face to face with:

Berbatov
Rooney
Tevez
Ronaldo
Manucho
Nani
Anderson

Just looked at the wealth of attacking talents at our disposal. I bet there aren't too many clubs, if any to better that. City will get their whole team strategy wrong trying to pick out who to mark.
Adding him was nearly as deluded as Robinho's quotes...
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Old 5th September 2008, 23:26   #70 (permalink)
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But Mr. Ferguson, I thought we played in Red?
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