Keegan/Toon Watch

Ceks · 17th June 2008, 00:52

With the amount and quality of teams now vying for a 5th-10th place finish, I can see Newcastle ending another season in the bottom half of the table. Even if they spend, I can't see Keegan sorting out their defensive issues, which has been like an achillies heel for every Newcastle team I have watched.

I like Keegan, but I can see this going tits up again.

Newcastle just aren't the team they once were.

This is the official Keegan flop watch thread.

Cornell · 17th June 2008, 00:53

They'll pip Arsenal to 4th now you fool!

Don't you get how these post jinxes work?

CockneyHammer · 17th June 2008, 00:54

On the Newcastle subject Barton's agent Willie McKay has confirmed that Barton will in no way accept a pay cut from Newcastle

Bolton are trying to get him in on a season long loan with an option to by

pert · 17th June 2008, 01:00

Quote:

Originally Posted by CockneyHammer

On the Newcastle subject Barton's agent Willie McKay has confirmed that Barton will in no way accept a pay cut from Newcastle

Bolton are trying to get him in on a season long loan with an option to by

Maybe they can get Bellamy and have a trio of the biggest cunts in football

Diouf Barton Bellamy

Number7 · 17th June 2008, 01:03

I'll never forget this, when he joined, Newcastle fan on ssn...

"
1st season: Top 10

2nd season: Champions League position

3rd season: Champions"

Step 1: Failed.

Deluded

Cornell · 17th June 2008, 01:07

Quote:

Originally Posted by Number7

I'll never forget this, when he joined, Newcastle fan on ssn...

"
1st season: Top 10

2nd season: Champions League position

3rd season: Champions"

Step 1: Failed.

Deluded

If he's clutching at straws he could always claim this is Keegans first season.

CockneyHammer · 17th June 2008, 01:08

Quote:

Originally Posted by pert

Maybe they can get Bellamy and have a trio of the biggest cunts in football

Diouf Barton Bellamy

What about Bowyer, we want rid of him too

UBERScholes · 17th June 2008, 01:17

I think Keegan will tighten them up and make them a solid team for a bit, they started looking a lot stronger defensively for example. Probably won't give Newcastle fans what they think they deserve but no manager could in fairness.

Ceks · 17th June 2008, 01:38

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cornell

They'll pip Arsenal to 4th now you fool!

Don't you get how these post jinxes work?

Nah it won't count against Arsenal. This is a Utd forum, so I fully expect Newcastle to knock you out of both Cups, and beat you at home and away in the league. Arsenal on the other hand, will pip Utd to the tittle by 6 points.

ecantona7 · 17th June 2008, 03:14

Quote:

Originally Posted by pert

Maybe they can get Bellamy and have a trio of the biggest cunts in football

Diouf Barton Bellamy

diouf isn't at bolton anymore.

RedCanadian · 17th June 2008, 04:08

Quote:

Originally Posted by CockneyHammer

On the Newcastle subject Barton's agent Willie McKay has confirmed that Barton will in no way accept a pay cut from Newcastle

Bolton are trying to get him in on a season long loan with an option to by

Why would anyone want that thug?????

dementedaffair · 17th June 2008, 04:55

I do wonder what sort of budget will they have. Cost cutting by the chairman over suits is probably not a good sign. Penny pinching, but still paying for Joey Barton's wages? Is he still in jail by the way?

They have a decent squad, but still require a bit more quality and quantity. Keegan started off poorly, but started getting some good results. Anythings possible, but funding is required.

Wonder what are Marching's thoughts on the funding that is available and the "cost cutting" methods by the owner.

Marching · 17th June 2008, 07:46

Quote:

Originally Posted by dementedaffair

I do wonder what sort of budget will they have. Cost cutting by the chairman over suits is probably not a good sign. Penny pinching, but still paying for Joey Barton's wages? Is he still in jail by the way?

They have a decent squad, but still require a bit more quality and quantity. Keegan started off poorly, but started getting some good results. Anythings possible, but funding is required.

Wonder what are Marching's thoughts on the funding that is available and the "cost cutting" methods by the owner.

It's all guess work what is going on behind the scenes at most clubs and that includes Newcastle.

My understanding is that Ashley is taking a more hands on approach and Mort is stepping down as Chairman with Derek Llambias taking over. As for cost cutting, you don't get as rich as Ashley by not running your companies properly. So that will include taking a look at all costs related to NUFC...the media will pick up daft examples like players suits but then ignore large investments behind the scenes such as a flashy new Leazes end bar, increased/improved capacity for families and other ground changes/improvements.

I do know Ashley is serious about wanting to win something at Newcastle so I would imagine that, coupled with his wealth, will mean Keegan won't be short of funds.

el eric · 17th June 2008, 11:11

Theres a lot of Talk of Shay Given Jumping ship with Arsenal looking a likley destination. he'd be a big loss to Newcastle in my opinion.

Ceks · 17th June 2008, 11:29

Quote:

Originally Posted by el eric

Theres a lot of Talk of Shay Given Jumping ship with Arsenal looking a likley destination. he'd be a big loss to Newcastle in my opinion.

I don't believe that rumour for one minute.

peterstorey · 17th June 2008, 11:33

One minute. 2 nanoseconds is more like it.

Partizan · 17th June 2008, 11:49

Quote:

Originally Posted by CockneyHammer

What about Bowyer, we want rid of him too

Bowyer Bellamy and Barton, sounds like a dodgy estate agents.

Marching · 17th June 2008, 11:53

Quote:

Originally Posted by el eric

Theres a lot of Talk of Shay Given Jumping ship with Arsenal looking a likley destination. he'd be a big loss to Newcastle in my opinion.

Great goalie although injuries are getting more frequent which is a concern.

His current contract runs until June 2011 though.

davisjw · 17th June 2008, 12:43

As I post before, heard Edgar Davids in the mix to be coming to the barcodes... He's a free agent, did well for Ajax last season is my understanding..

BRobson · 17th June 2008, 13:16

From what I've heard, Mike Ashley and Wise picks the team and tactics, then lets Keegan tell the players.

a_devil_inside · 17th June 2008, 13:36

Newcastle need to make a good few changes to the team I think.
Get rid of Barton, he's shit. Viduka too
Bring in a good striker thats different to Owen and Martins
Couple of defenders needed, especially with Rozenhal and Carr gone.
Duff isn't all that, so try and make N'Zogbia understand he' should stay.
If Milner goes then there goes the creative part of their team.
They needs some younger stars and not just rely on likes of Butt, Geremi

lao · 17th June 2008, 14:29

Quote:

Originally Posted by ecantona7

diouf isn't at bolton anymore.

What club did he join by the way?

Marching · 17th June 2008, 14:34

Quote:

Originally Posted by a_devil_inside

Newcastle need to make a good few changes to the team I think.
Get rid of Barton, he's shit. Viduka too
Bring in a good striker thats different to Owen and Martins
Couple of defenders needed, especially with Rozenhal and Carr gone.
Duff isn't all that, so try and make N'Zogbia understand he' should stay.
If Milner goes then there goes the creative part of their team.
They needs some younger stars and not just rely on likes of Butt, Geremi

It remains to be seen what future Barton has at Newcastle...shame really as he has finally been playing well.

Viduka is likely to hang on until his v lucrative contract is up in 2009.

I doubt anyone will even notice Carr has gone, he was truly crap. Milner or Zog will leave sooner or later - I just wish it was later as both have a great future in the game.

Butt had a good season but his age will start to catch up with him soon....Duff needs a run of games to show he still has the appetitte for the game.

It will be interesting to see who comes in.

TheRedPirate · 17th June 2008, 14:38

So the chairman has left.

BRobson · 4th September 2008, 19:24

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ceks

With the amount and quality of teams now vying for a 5th-10th place finish, I can see Newcastle ending another season in the bottom half of the table. Even if they spend, I can't see Keegan sorting out their defensive issues, which has been like an achillies heel for every Newcastle team I have watched.

I like Keegan, but I can see this going tits up again.

Newcastle just aren't the team they once were.

This is the official Keegan flop watch thread.

Hats off to Ceks!

SAF once said:

Quote:

"At some other clubs the owner wants to pick the team. I know of a chairman that faxes his team to the manager every Saturday morning. You have all different types of owners in present day football I'm afraid."
http://uk.reuters.com/article/sports...27643920080502

I've always thought it was Mike Ashley.

Ceks · 26th September 2008, 01:35

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ceks

With the amount and quality of teams now vying for a 5th-10th place finish, I can see Newcastle ending another season in the bottom half of the table. Even if they spend, I can't see Keegan sorting out their defensive issues, which has been like an achillies heel for every Newcastle team I have watched.

I like Keegan, but I can see this going tits up again.

Newcastle just aren't the team they once were.

This is the official Keegan flop watch thread.

Just remembered this thread.

I wonder whether he'll go back for a third stint, or not.

Elliott · 26th September 2008, 02:06

Ceks, your location is bollocks. When I lived in London I saw Wenger touching himself to the sight of 12 year old lads in speedos at the Kensington Leisure Centre all the time. He wore shades and a wig but everybody knew it was him.

17th June 2008, 00:52	#1 (permalink)
Ceks Cekscrayons Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: 'Everyone thinks they have the prettiest wife at home' 'I think the word is respect. I can’t say there is friendship on both sides.' - Arsene Wenger Posts: 1,928	Keegan/Toon Watch With the amount and quality of teams now vying for a 5th-10th place finish, I can see Newcastle ending another season in the bottom half of the table. Even if they spend, I can't see Keegan sorting out their defensive issues, which has been like an achillies heel for every Newcastle team I have watched. I like Keegan, but I can see this going tits up again. Newcastle just aren't the team they once were. This is the official Keegan flop watch thread.

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Cornell Reserve Team Player Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Sydney 2000. - Wesley Brown is a national hero. Posts: 4,641	They'll pip Arsenal to 4th now you fool! Don't you get how these post jinxes work?

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CockneyHammer Or just Cock for short Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Hiding with the fortunes Posts: 4,224	On the Newcastle subject Barton's agent Willie McKay has confirmed that Barton will in no way accept a pay cut from Newcastle Bolton are trying to get him in on a season long loan with an option to by

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Number7 Ret's Slave Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 22,002	I'll never forget this, when he joined, Newcastle fan on ssn... " 1st season: Top 10 2nd season: Champions League position 3rd season: Champions" Step 1: Failed. Deluded

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UBERScholes I'd find it flattering if someone hard rubbed against me. Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 11,050	I think Keegan will tighten them up and make them a solid team for a bit, they started looking a lot stronger defensively for example. Probably won't give Newcastle fans what they think they deserve but no manager could in fairness.

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dementedaffair Reserve Team Player Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Are you gonna bark all day little doggy, or are you gonna bite?? Posts: 863	I do wonder what sort of budget will they have. Cost cutting by the chairman over suits is probably not a good sign. Penny pinching, but still paying for Joey Barton's wages? Is he still in jail by the way? They have a decent squad, but still require a bit more quality and quantity. Keegan started off poorly, but started getting some good results. Anythings possible, but funding is required. Wonder what are Marching's thoughts on the funding that is available and the "cost cutting" methods by the owner.

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el eric Reserve Team Player Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Sunny Dublin Posts: 3,182	Theres a lot of Talk of Shay Given Jumping ship with Arsenal looking a likley destination. he'd be a big loss to Newcastle in my opinion.

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peterstorey Winner of the 'Most pompous arrogant pretentious Gooner' title 2004 Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Happy those, who can remain at Highbury! Posts: 9,228	One minute. 2 nanoseconds is more like it.

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davisjw Reserve Team Player Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 1,294	As I post before, heard Edgar Davids in the mix to be coming to the barcodes... He's a free agent, did well for Ajax last season is my understanding..

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BRobson Reserve Team Player Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Manchester Posts: 1,185	From what I've heard, Mike Ashley and Wise picks the team and tactics, then lets Keegan tell the players.

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a_devil_inside Big footed hermaphrodite Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Little Britain Posts: 25,840	Newcastle need to make a good few changes to the team I think. Get rid of Barton, he's shit. Viduka too Bring in a good striker thats different to Owen and Martins Couple of defenders needed, especially with Rozenhal and Carr gone. Duff isn't all that, so try and make N'Zogbia understand he' should stay. If Milner goes then there goes the creative part of their team. They needs some younger stars and not just rely on likes of Butt, Geremi

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TheRedPirate Reserve Team Player Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: UK Posts: 1,424	So the chairman has left.

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Elliott Likes Loan Stickies Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 4,854	Ceks, your location is bollocks. When I lived in London I saw Wenger touching himself to the sight of 12 year old lads in speedos at the Kensington Leisure Centre all the time. He wore shades and a wig but everybody knew it was him.