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Old 26th April 2012, 16:42   #81 (permalink)
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Anyone else hear him last night on the BBC talking about the 20 Premier League awards, as ever advertising how little he knows about football?

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- Arsenal in 1999 were as good if not better than United
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- Picked Gerrard ahead of Ronaldo on the right in his PL Fantasy XI.
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He is a fucking moron, probably the worst commentator I've heard in a long time.
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Old 21st June 2012, 20:41   #83 (permalink)
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Did Nani kidnap Keown's kids or something?
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He's a great big ape cunt
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Old 21st June 2012, 20:43   #85 (permalink)
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I don't know why fuckwits like him get to do this job.
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Old 21st June 2012, 20:43   #86 (permalink)
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He's a cunt who doesn't deserve employment talking about the game. Every little remark he makes I follow up in my head with "Yeah, but remember the time you rabbit punched RVN you utter troglodyte."
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Old 21st June 2012, 20:43   #87 (permalink)
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The only thing worse is you tedious cunts banging on about it.
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Old 21st June 2012, 20:44   #88 (permalink)
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Painful to listen to. He clearly doesn't like Nani, but fuck me he has wittered on and on about it.
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Old 21st June 2012, 20:47   #89 (permalink)
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"He leaps so well, like an NFL basketball player"

That's probably my favourite so far. Athough the childish failed restraint digs at Nani and Chelsea FC were also amusing.
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The only thing worse is you tedious cunts banging on about it.
How?
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Old 21st June 2012, 20:55   #91 (permalink)
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The only thing worse is you tedious cunts banging on about it.
Do you enjoy his co-commentary and his comments about the NFL, and Portugal being spread like a flower?
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Old 21st June 2012, 20:55   #92 (permalink)
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It's making the matchday thread a fucking ball-ache. I knew I'd get all the Ronaldo/Nani wanking but every fucking Orton post is about Keown FFS.
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Old 21st June 2012, 21:04   #93 (permalink)
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In all fairness though, his every comment just confirms what a massive tool he is.
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It's making the matchday thread a fucking ball-ache. I knew I'd get all the Ronaldo/Nani wanking but every fucking Orton post is about Keown FFS.
It can't really be helped. If Keown stopped saying retarded things, people wouldn't talk about it.
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Old 21st June 2012, 21:15   #95 (permalink)
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Glad I seen this thread, he always seemed a nice enough guy during pitch side punditry. He sounds a right bitter fucker on commentary, and people called our Nev when he started commentating last season.
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Old 21st June 2012, 21:34   #96 (permalink)

 
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Probably the most consistent shite that has ever been heard over 90 minutes.
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Probably the most consistent shite that has ever been heard over 90 minutes.
Thank fuck it's over. The cunt shouldn't be allowed near a mic again.
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Old 21st June 2012, 21:35   #98 (permalink)
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What a joke
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Old 21st June 2012, 21:36   #99 (permalink)
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I'm glad he wound you up so much. Top gooner.
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Old 21st June 2012, 21:37   #100 (permalink)
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Good commentator.
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Old 21st June 2012, 21:37   #101 (permalink)
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One thing is for sure, NFL legend Michael Jordan couldn't have scored that goal.
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Old 21st June 2012, 21:37   #102 (permalink)
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I think that's genuinely the worst attempt at commentary I've ever heard. It was so bad it ended up accidentally being the best thing about the game.
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Old 21st June 2012, 21:39   #103 (permalink)
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He's just a village idiot
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Old 21st June 2012, 21:39   #104 (permalink)
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I think that's genuinely the worst attempt at commentary I've ever heard. It was so bad it ended up accidentally being the best thing about the game.


This is how I feel about terrible co-commentators. I always liked when Wilkins did games at the beginning of the season, always a good laugh. Keown's a fucking abomination.
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Old 21st June 2012, 21:39   #105 (permalink)
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Do any ex-Arsenal players do good commentary? Alan Smith is just as clueless.
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Old 21st June 2012, 21:40   #106 (permalink)
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People get so wound up over such small things
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Old 21st June 2012, 21:41   #107 (permalink)
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Comparing Portugal to a flower was a bit weird
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Old 21st June 2012, 21:42   #108 (permalink)
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I'm glad he wound you up so much. Top gooner.
The emphasis on goon.
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Old 21st June 2012, 21:43   #109 (permalink)
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Do any ex-Arsenal players do good commentary? Alan Smith is just as clueless.
yep...it's definitely an Arsenal thing.
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Old 21st June 2012, 21:45   #110 (permalink)
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Old 21st June 2012, 21:55   #111 (permalink)
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yep...it's definitely an Arsenal thing.
I suppose this is what happens when few of your recent ex-players speak English. They'll just give a mic to anyone, even someone who looks like he might eat it
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Old 21st June 2012, 21:59   #112 (permalink)
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He's credit to the planet of the apes.
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Old 21st June 2012, 22:04   #113 (permalink)
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You're lucky to have him. Shits all over Garry Neville.
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Old 21st June 2012, 22:08   #114 (permalink)
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You're lucky to have him. Shits all over Garry Neville.
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Old 21st June 2012, 22:10   #115 (permalink)
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Seemed to think Veloso was shit. Clearly an absolute fucking moron. Who doesn't appreciate great hair.
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Old 21st June 2012, 22:11   #116 (permalink)
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I like when he said Nani slipped over, it was a clear dive.
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Old 21st June 2012, 22:21   #119 (permalink)
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Love Martin Keown. My favourite moment was after RVN missed that joke of a penalty at Old Trafford. Proper Arsenal man. Bleeds red.
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Love Martin Keown. My favourite moment was after RVN missed that joke of a penalty at Old Trafford. Proper Arsenal man. Bleeds red.
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