Match of the Day 2010 / 2011

Allforone · 21st November 2010, 00:28

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mockney

I'm pretty sure he actually is a Chelsea fan...Though all I'm going on is an old Rory Bremner sketch...I was under the impression he was only doing London games cos he's getting old and a bit senile and they're easy to get to from his house but obviously an away at Birmingham sort of rules that out.

He must be a fan, i cant believe its just by chance he ends up doing their game every week, all the other commentators seem to quite naturally do random fixtures i dont think ive heard the same guy commentate on United twice in a short space of time, The most usual commentator on our matches seems to be that robot wars dude, he does us the most i think but even thats nothing like to the scale of Motson and Chelsea.

Hes such a shit commentator these days, cant he just retire or sod off to radio?

Mockney · 21st November 2010, 00:29

He's seminal though. His voice is etched in history.

Allforone · 21st November 2010, 00:32

That 'piece of commentary' is so 50 years ago.

Mockney · 21st November 2010, 00:36

If the future of commentary is fan zone, give me 100 years ago anyday.

Makki · 21st November 2010, 00:39

Quote:

Originally Posted by B Cantona

Erm you're a bit late Makki! finished a while ago

Erm, I'm tired, that was supposed to say "torrent" and not "stream". So if anyone can point me in the direction of a torrent for tonight's MoTD, I'd be grateful.

Allforone · 21st November 2010, 00:40

Who actually listens to fanzone? in fact who actually came up with it in the first place? you're better off going to a crèche and debating the offside rule with a toddler.

peterstorey · 21st November 2010, 00:47

The new gen of BBC commentators is pretty good, no one knows who they are and they don't have verbal tics, they just say who's got the ball.

Mockney · 21st November 2010, 00:48

Middle eastern commentators are where it's at.

Makki · 21st November 2010, 00:51

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mockney

Middle eastern commentators are where it's at.

"Allaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah ! Allaaaaaaahi Allahi Allah!"

Mockney · 21st November 2010, 01:11

init

Bread · 21st November 2010, 01:12

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mockney

init

Is you from London Blud?

Mockney · 22nd November 2010, 11:44

Did anyone see MOTD2 where they showed Owen Coyle turning out for Bolton reserves last week and scoring a chip? I couldn't find anything on it...

He used to do it at Burnely too...Play himself then take himself off when he'd scored...

Fucking don if you ask me.

Xander45 · 22nd November 2010, 12:18

Yeah i saw that, that Burnley goal is pretty damn good.

narnar · 22nd November 2010, 15:15

His goal was against Cliftonville at Solitude.

Cling Bak · 22nd November 2010, 15:37

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mockney

I was under the impression he was only doing London games cos he's getting old and a bit senile and they're easy to get to from his house but obviously an away at Birmingham sort of rules that out.

He's 65, not 105.

Sam · 22nd November 2010, 15:40

Motty's a West Ham fan, or so I've been told.

Should have retired many years ago.

Sam · 27th November 2010, 22:51

Never again do I want to hear Alan Shearer say the word 'Sexy'.

Allforone · 27th November 2010, 22:53

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sam#1

Never again do I want to hear Alan Shearer say the word 'Sexy'.

The personality of a bag of cement.

alastair · 27th November 2010, 23:01

Mark Lawrenson is slurring his words horribly. He's blatantly an alcoholic.

Solius · 27th November 2010, 23:02

Quote:

Originally Posted by Allforone

The personality of a bag of cement.

Ole's_toe_poke · 27th November 2010, 23:02

Great finish by Ebanks Blake.

WR · 27th November 2010, 23:02

great seeing the goals

Note how they still found room to criticize Berba.. "jog-run, not quite sprint, hahaha"

Fucking 'pundits'

Solius · 27th November 2010, 23:06

Boselli has surely got to be the worst signing of the summer.

Solius · 27th November 2010, 23:07

Classy finish from Cleverley.

MikeUpNorth · 27th November 2010, 23:09

What a terrible link. This show is a shambles.

Solius · 27th November 2010, 23:09

That was a proper rapey look from Shearer when he made that comment about Parker.

Spammy · 27th November 2010, 23:10

Ahh I;ve been looking forward to this game.

Spammy · 27th November 2010, 23:11

Roflcopter.

Solius · 27th November 2010, 23:12

Freekick from Brunt was perfection.

K Stand Knut · 27th November 2010, 23:12

Up until last week, I had not watched MoTD for about two years as I thin/ thought it was shit.

Due to work commitments the past two weekends, I have not found out a single result except the early Sky game and then come home and watched MoTD. Been absolutely wicked the highlights like that.

Brunt - what a fucking freekick

Spammy · 27th November 2010, 23:12

Moyes is a genius etc, if only he had money to spend.

Spammy · 27th November 2010, 23:14

Waheeeeeeeeyyyy Beckford

Ole's_toe_poke · 27th November 2010, 23:15

Quote:

Originally Posted by Solius

Boselli has surely got to be the worst signing of the summer.

I see your Boselli and raise you a Beckford.

Spammy · 27th November 2010, 23:15

Waaaheeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyyyyyy Beckford!!

Spammy · 27th November 2010, 23:16

Class from West Brom.

kps88 · 27th November 2010, 23:16

Booked for over celebrating an OG.

Solius · 27th November 2010, 23:18

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ole's_toe_poke

I see your Boselli and raise you a Beckford.

Beckford has actually scored a goal at least.

WR · 27th November 2010, 23:19

I'm a bit behind, great header by Welbeck though

Spammy · 27th November 2010, 23:20

Shearer can't count past one.

On the subject of horror tackles, how bad is that from Cahill? There are very few tackles where you can have no doubt about intent and Cahill has done exactly what people get their knickers in a twist over. That is disgusting.

De Selby · 27th November 2010, 23:20

Shearer on Jara's elbow:

"It was a tough.....tough" *silence*

Laser-like insight as usual from the plank.

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21st November 2010, 00:29	#282 (permalink)
Mockney Only poster to be named Poster of the Year twice Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Bangerang.net Posts: 24,967	He's seminal though. His voice is etched in history.

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Mockney Only poster to be named Poster of the Year twice Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Bangerang.net Posts: 24,967	If the future of commentary is fan zone, give me 100 years ago anyday.

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Allforone First Team Regular Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: United could spend £85million on David De Gea, Phil Jones, Ashley Young and Wesley Sneijder. Quote: Liverpool spent £85million on Andy Carroll, Jordan Henderson, Charlie Adam and Stewart Downing. Posts: 11,646	Who actually listens to fanzone? in fact who actually came up with it in the first place? you're better off going to a crèche and debating the offside rule with a toddler.

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peterstorey Bitter Arse hole Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Happy those, who can remain at Highbury! Posts: 26,001	The new gen of BBC commentators is pretty good, no one knows who they are and they don't have verbal tics, they just say who's got the ball.

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Mockney Only poster to be named Poster of the Year twice Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Bangerang.net Posts: 24,967	Middle eastern commentators are where it's at.

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Mockney Only poster to be named Poster of the Year twice Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Bangerang.net Posts: 24,967	init

22nd November 2010, 11:44	#292 (permalink)
Mockney Only poster to be named Poster of the Year twice Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Bangerang.net Posts: 24,967	Did anyone see MOTD2 where they showed Owen Coyle turning out for Bolton reserves last week and scoring a chip? I couldn't find anything on it... He used to do it at Burnely too...Play himself then take himself off when he'd scored... Fucking don if you ask me.

22nd November 2010, 12:18	#293 (permalink)
Xander45 Know-It-All Champion May 2009 Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Fratton Park, play up Pompey! Posts: 18,109	Yeah i saw that, that Burnley goal is pretty damn good.

22nd November 2010, 15:15	#294 (permalink)
narnar Needs Help Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Let me please introduce myself, I'm a man of wealth and taste Posts: 10,952	His goal was against Cliftonville at Solitude.

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Sam First Team Regular Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: 'I'm a genius muthafuckin' voice of a generation' Posts: 18,546	Motty's a West Ham fan, or so I've been told. Should have retired many years ago.

27th November 2010, 22:51	#297 (permalink)
Sam First Team Regular Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: 'I'm a genius muthafuckin' voice of a generation' Posts: 18,546	Never again do I want to hear Alan Shearer say the word 'Sexy'.

27th November 2010, 23:01	#299 (permalink)
alastair Booooooooooo!! Join Date: Aug 2010 Location: None. Posts: 7,185	Mark Lawrenson is slurring his words horribly. He's blatantly an alcoholic.

27th November 2010, 23:02	#301 (permalink)
Ole's_toe_poke First Team Regular Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 18,932	Great finish by Ebanks Blake.

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WR Formerly Wayne_Rooney Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: SM: Milwall Posts: 8,823	great seeing the goals Note how they still found room to criticize Berba.. "jog-run, not quite sprint, hahaha" Fucking 'pundits'

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Solius Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Fucker shits Posts: 40,587	Boselli has surely got to be the worst signing of the summer.

27th November 2010, 23:07	#304 (permalink)
Solius Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Fucker shits Posts: 40,587	Classy finish from Cleverley.

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MikeUpNorth Wobbles like a massive pair of tits Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 13,227	What a terrible link. This show is a shambles.

27th November 2010, 23:09	#306 (permalink)
Solius Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Fucker shits Posts: 40,587	That was a proper rapey look from Shearer when he made that comment about Parker.

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Spammy Being watched; will learn to post in the correct forum Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Gloves are worn for traction primarily. Someone like Evra needs them for good throw-ins when it's raining or snowing or the ball is damp. Kaka, might wear them because he get's fouled a lot. Scraping and cutting his hands on frozen pitches Posts: 27,288	Roflcopter.

27th November 2010, 23:12	#309 (permalink)
Solius Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Fucker shits Posts: 40,587	Freekick from Brunt was perfection.

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K Stand Knut Reserve Team Player Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Yo momma's so fat, she walked past the TV and i missed the first season of Lost Posts: 2,518	Up until last week, I had not watched MoTD for about two years as I thin/ thought it was shit. Due to work commitments the past two weekends, I have not found out a single result except the early Sky game and then come home and watched MoTD. Been absolutely wicked the highlights like that. Brunt - what a fucking freekick

27th November 2010, 23:12	#311 (permalink)
Spammy Being watched; will learn to post in the correct forum Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Gloves are worn for traction primarily. Someone like Evra needs them for good throw-ins when it's raining or snowing or the ball is damp. Kaka, might wear them because he get's fouled a lot. Scraping and cutting his hands on frozen pitches Posts: 27,288	Moyes is a genius etc, if only he had money to spend.

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Spammy Being watched; will learn to post in the correct forum Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Gloves are worn for traction primarily. Someone like Evra needs them for good throw-ins when it's raining or snowing or the ball is damp. Kaka, might wear them because he get's fouled a lot. Scraping and cutting his hands on frozen pitches Posts: 27,288	Waheeeeeeeeyyyy Beckford

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Spammy Being watched; will learn to post in the correct forum Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Gloves are worn for traction primarily. Someone like Evra needs them for good throw-ins when it's raining or snowing or the ball is damp. Kaka, might wear them because he get's fouled a lot. Scraping and cutting his hands on frozen pitches Posts: 27,288	Waaaheeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyyyyyy Beckford!!

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Spammy Being watched; will learn to post in the correct forum Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Gloves are worn for traction primarily. Someone like Evra needs them for good throw-ins when it's raining or snowing or the ball is damp. Kaka, might wear them because he get's fouled a lot. Scraping and cutting his hands on frozen pitches Posts: 27,288	Class from West Brom.

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WR Formerly Wayne_Rooney Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: SM: Milwall Posts: 8,823	I'm a bit behind, great header by Welbeck though

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Spammy Being watched; will learn to post in the correct forum Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Gloves are worn for traction primarily. Someone like Evra needs them for good throw-ins when it's raining or snowing or the ball is damp. Kaka, might wear them because he get's fouled a lot. Scraping and cutting his hands on frozen pitches Posts: 27,288	Shearer can't count past one. On the subject of horror tackles, how bad is that from Cahill? There are very few tackles where you can have no doubt about intent and Cahill has done exactly what people get their knickers in a twist over. That is disgusting.

27th November 2010, 23:20	#320 (permalink)
De Selby Likes them tattooed and bald Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Look at that fucker Dance. Posts: 4,705	Shearer on Jara's elbow: "It was a tough.....tough" silence Laser-like insight as usual from the plank.