the most obvious fluke goals of the season.....

Donado · 4th June 2003, 17:16

well dunno *** u all but mine is figo's against us.was obviously a cross but as usual figo got it wrong( <img src="graemlins/smirk.gif" border="0" alt="[Smirk]" />
well what do y'all think?

VanNistelrater · 4th June 2003, 17:18

Bernard v.s United at OT

DJSpaz · 4th June 2003, 17:55

RVN's goal at OT against Fulham.

He couldnt do that again in a million years of trying!

Stoned.Rose · 4th June 2003, 18:06

All of Heskey's 5 goals they went in off him as he was falling over.

DJSpaz · 4th June 2003, 18:07

[quote]Originally posted by stoned.rose:
All of Heskey's 5 goals they went in off him as he was falling over.<hr></blockquote>

<img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laugh Out Loud]" />

4th June 2003, 18:16

Every single one of Ruud Van Nistelrooy's penalties.

DJSpaz · 4th June 2003, 18:59

[quote]Originally posted by Shanks:
Every single one of Ruud Van Nistelrooy's penalties.<hr></blockquote>

No mate, the awarding of his penalties is FAR too deliberate to be deemed 'fluke'.

VanNistelrater · 4th June 2003, 19:19

[quote]Originally posted by DJS:
RVN's goal at OT against Fulham.

He couldnt do that again in a million years of trying!

4th June 2003, 19:21

[quote]Originally posted by DJS:


No mate, the awarding of his penalties is FAR too deliberate to be deemed 'fluke'.

<hr></blockquote>

Next season RVN has been told to just give referees signals to show when to add a goal on to United's cause.

Amir · 4th June 2003, 19:22

[quote]Originally posted by Shanks:


Next season RVN has been told to just give referees signals to show when to add a goal on to United's cause.<hr></blockquote>

Sooo... which of those penalties should not have been given?

4th June 2003, 19:25

[quote]Originally posted by Amir:


Sooo... which of those penalties should not have been given?<hr></blockquote>

It was a joke.

Ruud van Nistelrooy is a fantastic penalty taker, Manchester United are a fantastic team and Old Trafford smells nice... Ok?

DJSpaz · 4th June 2003, 19:36

[quote]Originally posted by Shanks:


Next season RVN has been told to just give referees signals to show when to add a goal on to United's cause.<hr></blockquote>

<img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laugh Out Loud]" />

DJSpaz · 4th June 2003, 19:37

[quote]Originally posted by Shanks:


It was a joke.

Ruud van Nistelrooy is a fantastic penalty taker, Manchester United are a fantastic team and Old Trafford smells nice... Ok?<hr></blockquote>

<img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laugh Out Loud]" /> <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laugh Out Loud]" /> <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laugh Out Loud]" />

VanNistelrater · 4th June 2003, 19:39

[quote]Originally posted by Shanks:


It was a joke.

Ruud van Nistelrooy is a fantastic penalty taker, Manchester United are a fantastic team and Old Trafford smells nice... Ok?<hr></blockquote>

Oy Mate...Van Nistelrooy - top scorer in the Champions League, cant remember a penalty in that either.
Van Nistelrooy beats of the likes of ronaldo, raul, shevchenko et al for top scorer in the best domestic competition in the world.
Shove that up ya lilly white scouse arse

DJSpaz · 4th June 2003, 19:42

[quote]Originally posted by VanNistlerater:

<hr></blockquote>

Dont have too many of those, lad.

Dont want any accidents tonight, do we?

VanNistelrater · 4th June 2003, 19:44

Tell whoever conceived you to make sure they have no little accidents next time

DJSpaz · 4th June 2003, 19:44

[quote]Originally posted by VanNistlerater:
Tell whoever conceived you to make sure they have no little accidents next time

<hr></blockquote>

No worries there, most of us are in control of our bladders.

VanNistelrater · 4th June 2003, 19:45

[quote]Originally posted by DJS:


No worries there, most of us are in control of our bladders.

<hr></blockquote>

Whooooooooooooooooooooshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

VanNistelrater · 4th June 2003, 19:48

So anyway DJS, me cockernee geezer,larvin da queen and all daaaaat and talkin like ***, would you agree Van Nistelrooy is the best striker in the Premiership?

DJSpaz · 4th June 2003, 19:50

[quote]Originally posted by VanNistlerater:
So anyway DJS, me cockernee geezer,larvin da queen and all daaaaat and talkin like ***, would you agree Van Nistelrooy is the best striker in the Premiership?

<img src="graemlins/angel.gif" border="0" alt="[Angel]" /> <hr></blockquote>

Tough call, that.

Last season, he was the best goalscorer in the league, yes.

His biggest strength is his finishing, which at United, is all he needs to possess (note, i didnt say it is ACTUALLY all he possesses!).

Strikers have different strengths and RVN's are perfectly suited to MUFC.

DJSpaz · 4th June 2003, 19:53

I'd rather have Henry though.

VanNistelrater · 4th June 2003, 19:54

Next question you shell-suit wearing cockernee (the mind boggles), would you say Manchester United are the best side in the Premiership and deserved the Premiership title.
Can you say that for me in you're next post please

4th June 2003, 19:58

proctor's hat-trick was pretty flukey for the barcode rejects

DJSpaz · 4th June 2003, 20:05

[quote]Originally posted by VanNistlerater:
Next question you shell-suit wearing cockernee (the mind boggles), would you say Manchester United are the best side in the Premiership and deserved the Premiership title.
Can you say that for me in you're next post please

<hr></blockquote>

I dont wear shell suits and i'm not a cockney.

Alright, you nappy-wearing/needing northern fool?

VanNistelrater · 4th June 2003, 20:31

[quote]Originally posted by DJS:


I dont wear shell suits and i'm not a cockney.

Alright, you nappy-wearing/needing northern fool?

<hr></blockquote>

I thought you live in London?, that makes a you a cockernee. But you support Liverpool and you have to have a shell suit to enter Anfield apparently

Anyway, answer my question in the post you quoted me on.

DJSpaz · 4th June 2003, 20:54

I shall answer your question as soon as you sort out your ignorance.

Living in London doesnt automatically make someone a 'cockney', just as being a Man Utd fan doesnt automatically make someone a twat.

Though in the latter example, it sure helps.

Murt · 4th June 2003, 20:57

[quote]Originally posted by DJS:
Living in London doesnt automatically make someone a 'cockney',<hr></blockquote>

I thought you were german, is just that you come across as such a boring git.

VanNistelrater · 4th June 2003, 21:05

[quote]Originally posted by DJS:
I shall answer your question as soon as you sort out your ignorance.

Living in London doesnt automatically make someone a 'cockney', just as being a Man Utd fan doesnt automatically make someone a twat.

Though in the latter example, it sure helps.

<hr></blockquote>

Still no answer to my question, impressive.

Murt · 4th June 2003, 21:42

[quote]Originally posted by VanNistlerater:


Still no answer to my question, impressive.<hr></blockquote>

I wouldnt hold your breath.
Im still waiting for an answer to the following.

Name a worse keeper than Dudek in the premiership last season
<img src="confused.gif" border="0">

DJSpaz · 5th June 2003, 00:07

[quote]Originally posted by Murt:


I thought you were german, is just that you come across as such a boring git.<hr></blockquote>

So by that 'logical' scale of boring-ness, if i'm german, that would make you dead, right?

Cal? · 5th June 2003, 03:18

Henry's first against us at Highbury.

Offside and then 2 lucky bounces on the wya...

A1Dan · 5th June 2003, 09:03

[quote]Originally posted by DJS:
I'd rather have Henry though.<hr></blockquote>

<img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laugh Out Loud]" /> Let's stick to football, mate...

DJSpaz · 5th June 2003, 10:48

[quote]Originally posted by A1Dan:


<img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laugh Out Loud]" /> Let's stick to football, mate...<hr></blockquote>

4th June 2003, 17:16	#1 (permalink)
Donado Caf Vigilante Join Date: May 2003 Location: Goes it so. Posts: 11,204	the most obvious fluke goals of the season..... well dunno *** u all but mine is figo's against us.was obviously a cross but as usual figo got it wrong( <img src="graemlins/smirk.gif" border="0" alt="[Smirk]" /> well what do y'all think?

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DJSpaz Incredibly Stupid Bitter Biased Embarrassing Caf Cunt ™ Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Like Nottingham Forest...you've won it two times... Posts: 21,862	[quote]Originally posted by stoned.rose: <strong>All of Heskey's 5 goals they went in off him as he was falling over.</strong><hr></blockquote> <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laugh Out Loud]" />

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DJSpaz Incredibly Stupid Bitter Biased Embarrassing Caf Cunt ™ Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Like Nottingham Forest...you've won it two times... Posts: 21,862	[quote]Originally posted by Shanks: <strong>Every single one of Ruud Van Nistelrooy's penalties.</strong><hr></blockquote> No mate, the awarding of his penalties is FAR too deliberate to be deemed 'fluke'.

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Shanks Posts: n/a	[quote]Originally posted by DJS: <strong> No mate, the awarding of his penalties is FAR too deliberate to be deemed 'fluke'. </strong><hr></blockquote> Next season RVN has been told to just give referees signals to show when to add a goal on to United's cause.

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DJSpaz Incredibly Stupid Bitter Biased Embarrassing Caf Cunt ™ Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Like Nottingham Forest...you've won it two times... Posts: 21,862	RVN's goal at OT against Fulham. He couldnt do that again in a million years of trying!

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Shanks Posts: n/a	Every single one of Ruud Van Nistelrooy's penalties.

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Amir First Team Regular Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Rehovot, Israel Posts: 10,095	[quote]Originally posted by Shanks: <strong> Next season RVN has been told to just give referees signals to show when to add a goal on to United's cause.</strong><hr></blockquote> Sooo... which of those penalties should not have been given?

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Shanks Posts: n/a	[quote]Originally posted by Amir: <strong> Sooo... which of those penalties should not have been given?</strong><hr></blockquote> It was a joke. Ruud van Nistelrooy is a fantastic penalty taker, Manchester United are a fantastic team and Old Trafford smells nice... Ok?

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DJSpaz Incredibly Stupid Bitter Biased Embarrassing Caf Cunt ™ Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Like Nottingham Forest...you've won it two times... Posts: 21,862	[quote]Originally posted by Shanks: <strong> Next season RVN has been told to just give referees signals to show when to add a goal on to United's cause.</strong><hr></blockquote> <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laugh Out Loud]" />

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DJSpaz Incredibly Stupid Bitter Biased Embarrassing Caf Cunt ™ Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Like Nottingham Forest...you've won it two times... Posts: 21,862	[quote]Originally posted by Shanks: <strong> It was a joke. Ruud van Nistelrooy is a fantastic penalty taker, Manchester United are a fantastic team and Old Trafford smells nice... Ok?</strong><hr></blockquote> <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laugh Out Loud]" /> <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laugh Out Loud]" /> <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laugh Out Loud]" />

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VanNistelrater Poncey film buff Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Combatting ignorance, dust and disease \| MUFC Champions 2006/2007: Where will the goals come from?\| Wave upon wave of demented avengers march cheerily out of obscurity into the dream Posts: 26,144	[quote]Originally posted by Shanks: <strong> It was a joke. Ruud van Nistelrooy is a fantastic penalty taker, Manchester United are a fantastic team and Old Trafford smells nice... Ok?</strong><hr></blockquote> Oy Mate...Van Nistelrooy - top scorer in the Champions League, cant remember a penalty in that either. Van Nistelrooy beats of the likes of ronaldo, raul, shevchenko et al for top scorer in the best domestic competition in the world. Shove that up ya lilly white scouse arse

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DJSpaz Incredibly Stupid Bitter Biased Embarrassing Caf Cunt ™ Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Like Nottingham Forest...you've won it two times... Posts: 21,862	[quote]Originally posted by VanNistlerater: <strong> </strong><hr></blockquote> Dont have too many of those, lad. Dont want any accidents tonight, do we?

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VanNistelrater Poncey film buff Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Combatting ignorance, dust and disease \| MUFC Champions 2006/2007: Where will the goals come from?\| Wave upon wave of demented avengers march cheerily out of obscurity into the dream Posts: 26,144	Tell whoever conceived you to make sure they have no little accidents next time

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DJSpaz Incredibly Stupid Bitter Biased Embarrassing Caf Cunt ™ Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Like Nottingham Forest...you've won it two times... Posts: 21,862	[quote]Originally posted by VanNistlerater: <strong>Tell whoever conceived you to make sure they have no little accidents next time </strong><hr></blockquote> No worries there, most of us are in control of our bladders.

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VanNistelrater Poncey film buff Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Combatting ignorance, dust and disease \| MUFC Champions 2006/2007: Where will the goals come from?\| Wave upon wave of demented avengers march cheerily out of obscurity into the dream Posts: 26,144	[quote]Originally posted by DJS: <strong> No worries there, most of us are in control of our bladders. </strong><hr></blockquote> Whooooooooooooooooooooshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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VanNistelrater Poncey film buff Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Combatting ignorance, dust and disease \| MUFC Champions 2006/2007: Where will the goals come from?\| Wave upon wave of demented avengers march cheerily out of obscurity into the dream Posts: 26,144	So anyway DJS, me cockernee geezer,larvin da queen and all daaaaat and talkin like ***, would you agree Van Nistelrooy is the best striker in the Premiership? <img src="graemlins/angel.gif" border="0" alt="[Angel]" />

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DJSpaz Incredibly Stupid Bitter Biased Embarrassing Caf Cunt ™ Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Like Nottingham Forest...you've won it two times... Posts: 21,862	[quote]Originally posted by VanNistlerater: <strong>So anyway DJS, me cockernee geezer,larvin da queen and all daaaaat and talkin like ***, would you agree Van Nistelrooy is the best striker in the Premiership? <img src="graemlins/angel.gif" border="0" alt="[Angel]" /> </strong><hr></blockquote> Tough call, that. Last season, he was the best goalscorer in the league, yes. His biggest strength is his finishing, which at United, is all he needs to possess (note, i didnt say it is ACTUALLY all he possesses!). Strikers have different strengths and RVN's are perfectly suited to MUFC.

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DJSpaz Incredibly Stupid Bitter Biased Embarrassing Caf Cunt ™ Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Like Nottingham Forest...you've won it two times... Posts: 21,862	I'd rather have Henry though.

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VanNistelrater Poncey film buff Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Combatting ignorance, dust and disease \| MUFC Champions 2006/2007: Where will the goals come from?\| Wave upon wave of demented avengers march cheerily out of obscurity into the dream Posts: 26,144	Next question you shell-suit wearing cockernee (the mind boggles), would you say Manchester United are the best side in the Premiership and deserved the Premiership title. Can you say that for me in you're next post please

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mr. destro Posts: n/a	proctor's hat-trick was pretty flukey for the barcode rejects

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DJSpaz Incredibly Stupid Bitter Biased Embarrassing Caf Cunt ™ Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Like Nottingham Forest...you've won it two times... Posts: 21,862	[quote]Originally posted by VanNistlerater: <strong>Next question you shell-suit wearing cockernee (the mind boggles), would you say Manchester United are the best side in the Premiership and deserved the Premiership title. Can you say that for me in you're next post please </strong><hr></blockquote> I dont wear shell suits and i'm not a cockney. Alright, you nappy-wearing/needing northern fool?

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VanNistelrater Poncey film buff Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Combatting ignorance, dust and disease \| MUFC Champions 2006/2007: Where will the goals come from?\| Wave upon wave of demented avengers march cheerily out of obscurity into the dream Posts: 26,144	[quote]Originally posted by DJS: <strong> I dont wear shell suits and i'm not a cockney. Alright, you nappy-wearing/needing northern fool? </strong><hr></blockquote> I thought you live in London?, that makes a you a cockernee. But you support Liverpool and you have to have a shell suit to enter Anfield apparently Anyway, answer my question in the post you quoted me on.

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DJSpaz Incredibly Stupid Bitter Biased Embarrassing Caf Cunt ™ Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Like Nottingham Forest...you've won it two times... Posts: 21,862	I shall answer your question as soon as you sort out your ignorance. Living in London doesnt automatically make someone a 'cockney', just as being a Man Utd fan doesnt automatically make someone a twat. Though in the latter example, it sure helps.

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Murt Banned Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Dimmer than Welsh Red Posts: 17,078	[quote]Originally posted by DJS: <strong>Living in London doesnt automatically make someone a 'cockney',</strong><hr></blockquote> I thought you were german, is just that you come across as such a boring git.

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VanNistelrater Poncey film buff Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Combatting ignorance, dust and disease \| MUFC Champions 2006/2007: Where will the goals come from?\| Wave upon wave of demented avengers march cheerily out of obscurity into the dream Posts: 26,144	[quote]Originally posted by DJS: <strong>I shall answer your question as soon as you sort out your ignorance. Living in London doesnt automatically make someone a 'cockney', just as being a Man Utd fan doesnt automatically make someone a twat. Though in the latter example, it sure helps. </strong><hr></blockquote> Still no answer to my question, impressive.

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Murt Banned Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Dimmer than Welsh Red Posts: 17,078	[quote]Originally posted by VanNistlerater: <strong> Still no answer to my question, impressive.</strong><hr></blockquote> I wouldnt hold your breath. Im still waiting for an answer to the following. Name a worse keeper than Dudek in the premiership last season <img src="confused.gif" border="0">

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DJSpaz Incredibly Stupid Bitter Biased Embarrassing Caf Cunt ™ Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Like Nottingham Forest...you've won it two times... Posts: 21,862	[quote]Originally posted by Murt: <strong> I thought you were german, is just that you come across as such a boring git.</strong><hr></blockquote> So by that 'logical' scale of boring-ness, if i'm german, that would make you dead, right?

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A1Dan First Team Regular Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Where the goals come from. Posts: 10,762	[quote]Originally posted by DJS: <strong>I'd rather have Henry though.</strong><hr></blockquote> <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laugh Out Loud]" /> Let's stick to football, mate...

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DJSpaz Incredibly Stupid Bitter Biased Embarrassing Caf Cunt ™ Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Like Nottingham Forest...you've won it two times... Posts: 21,862	[quote]Originally posted by A1Dan: <strong> <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laugh Out Loud]" /> Let's stick to football, mate...</strong><hr></blockquote> <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laugh Out Loud]" />