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Old 15th June 2011, 04:32   #1 (permalink)
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Phil Neville v Seamus Coleman in Twitter battle
Phil Neville V Seamus Coleman



If u want a signed pair of my boots go to StarsBoots, Authentic Match Worn Memorabilia money goes to charity thanks

prob be best selling garys boots pal.. Won't get much money for yours!

hello seamie see ** sub again for the republic tomorrow night!!!

if I'm lucky I'll be sub.. Maybe won't even make the bench.. Any advice for me? U have plenty experience of being on the bench

sub for ireland-its like being sub for man utd youth team! Although u r a 50k signing from sligo bless!

yeah just glad to be here fizzer! Never thought I'd be so lucky!

u looking forward to next season.. U must be glad garys retired? ** family might come watch u on a saturday now!

actually they will prob just stay in and watch him on sky sports instead of watching u!

does trapp say "run forest run" to u like moyesy does??

r u licking captain robbie keanes arse like u lick captain nevilles?



did ** brother play for man utd 600 times pal?? Thought not!!



when u upgrading ** caravan to a tent pal?



any more lip pal and I'll get peter walton to send u off again!!!!



were u going on holiday pal-isle of man??

why u getting angry pal.. U got got that angry on a match day u would be a great captain!!

be careful next season pal-everyone plays sh*t in their 2nd season!!!

does everyone play sh*t in there 15 season aswell?

16th season pal!

you counting ** 10 years on united bench?

gone quiet pal u been round to keaneys room to run his bath?

u gettin jealous?? I'll be back to look after u next season pal.. Do I still have to do all ** running tho??

here u r was getting worried keano let u off the lead?

keep playing the way u r m8 and you'll be back playing at widnes wit the reserves!

what did u miss last game of season for again.. Toothache?? Dnt think big dunc would miss a game cause of his tooth!

nice debut benfica away m8-what was the score??

5.0 pal.. A good captain would have been there to help his players but where were u??

u enjoy going to the world cups with england or was that gary AGAIN!? I'm sure u were proud to watch him!!

u like talking about gary m8-got a secret crush?

everyone likes gary more.. U should know that by now!!

have a great summer pal-reserves report back 5th july!

is that what date he told u.. Internationals not back until the 11th so see ya then! Night skipper x

topman come on macedonia!!

let's make a pact pal-no more slaughtering on twitter-i need u-u need me-agreed? Ask keano for permission 1st though!

u need me to do ** running.. Why do I need you??

I'm trying to hand u an olive branch pal-do u not want it?

I just want to know why I need u? Not a trick question.

lads don't like u pal-so have to protect u!

nev dnt start!! Because its you they dnt like.. And I dnt need u to protect me.. I protected u all season!

its all about u pal aint it! Good luck next season you will need it!

I know I will.. Uv had 15 years good luck! Well done! I know ** missing me really!



u licking charlie adams arse now too? Is it captains that turn u on??

hahahahaha good one pal! What a captain he was too.. He could actually pass to his team mates!
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Old 15th June 2011, 04:43   #2 (permalink)
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Coleman wins quite handily.
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Old 15th June 2011, 04:45   #3 (permalink)
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Why does Phil keep calling him "pal" yet quite clearly wants to kill him.
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Old 15th June 2011, 04:48   #4 (permalink)
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Phil has got to practice his trash talking in a less public arena...
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Old 15th June 2011, 04:50   #5 (permalink)
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These were a bit good:

have a great summer pal-reserves report back 5th july!

is that what date he told u.. Internationals not back until the 11th so see ya then! Night skipper x

be careful next season pal-everyone plays sh*t in their 2nd season!!!

does everyone play sh*t in there 15 season aswell?

u looking forward to next season.. U must be glad garys retired? ** family might come watch u on a saturday now!

actually they will prob just stay in and watch him on sky sports instead of watching u!
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Old 15th June 2011, 04:56   #6 (permalink)
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Coleman wins quite handily.
how so? The way I see it, he's just an idiot. There's no sibling rivalry between the Nevilles so Coleman is a bit stupid to taunt Phil in such a way. He's a bitter person for sure.
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Old 15th June 2011, 04:58   #7 (permalink)
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Why does Phil keep calling him "pal" yet quite clearly wants to kill him.
It's a public forum! I actually admire Phil's patience and tolerance. He's a good lad.
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Old 15th June 2011, 05:13   #8 (permalink)
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Why does Phil keep calling him "pal" yet quite clearly wants to kill him.
It's a public forum! I actually admire Phil's patience and tolerance. He's a good lad.
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Old 15th June 2011, 05:36   #9 (permalink)
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Why does Phil keep calling him "pal" yet quite clearly wants to kill him.
It's a public forum! I actually admire Phil's patience and tolerance. He's a good lad.
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Old 15th June 2011, 05:48   #10 (permalink)
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What a quality exchange of rapier wits.
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Old 15th June 2011, 05:57   #11 (permalink)
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I almost needed a translator for that
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Old 15th June 2011, 07:28   #12 (permalink)
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I'd say Oscar Wilde is spinning in his grave.

For the millionth time I'm left wondering how the fuck unbelievably lame conversations are held up as a hilarious battle of wits, just because it's on Twatter. Bizarre.
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Old 15th June 2011, 08:06   #14 (permalink)
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That was really retarded. I'd be pissed off if I was Neville.
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Old 15th June 2011, 09:09   #15 (permalink)
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Coleman always reminds me of the lad in the "I Shot JR" t-shirt off Father Ted.
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Old 15th June 2011, 09:54   #16 (permalink)
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how so? The way I see it, he's just an idiot. There's no sibling rivalry between the Nevilles so Coleman is a bit stupid to taunt Phil in such a way. He's a bitter person for sure.
Its only a bit of banter between two teammates.

Its pretty clear Neville recognises that Coleman is a very good player in that little exchange & he isn't wrong.
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Old 15th June 2011, 09:55   #17 (permalink)
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The bit about internationals returning on the 11th was quite funny
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Old 15th June 2011, 10:39   #18 (permalink)
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So Coleman has no respect for his Captain?

I don't care if that's just a bit of banter.But if I was Phil I would be fuming.

I mean wtf?
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Old 15th June 2011, 10:45   #19 (permalink)
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Bit of banter for sure but he's lucky his captain is Neville and not someone like Keane!
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Bit of banter for sure but he's lucky his captain is Neville and not someone like Keane!
I think it's safe to assume Roy Keane isn't a big fan of Twitter!
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Old 15th June 2011, 10:53   #21 (permalink)
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Banter.... Phil and co are well able to give and take "abuse". Why do people look into these things so much???
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Banter.

Get in there.
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Old 15th June 2011, 10:56   #23 (permalink)
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Good banter.

Coleman wins.

Piers Morgan had an erection reading the whole thing.. Grammer POLICE!
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Banter is such a shit word. None of it is funny, between these two, or between Robbie Savage and anyone. Unfunny shite. Fucking 'banter'.
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Stop hating on banter Solius.

Banter is immune to hatred.

LAD.
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It's such a forced thing for people to do. 'Gotta have a bit o banter lad'. Bugger off.
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Old 15th June 2011, 11:07   #27 (permalink)
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If your mates had an idiotic conversation like that you'd seriously think about not being mates with them anymore. Or at least moving to another table.

But because they're footballers on Twitter people find it funny.

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...so you're not down for a bit of banter later tonight with the boys Sol?

That's a shame really, Every Wednesday night is banter night but I somewhat understand.
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People moan that footballers are apart from the fans, people moan when footballers are communicating in the public eye. If it bothers you, don't read it- simples.
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The analysis on here! "He won", "No, he won", "No, he's being an idiot..."

But thanks for posting, Melbourne. It was quite amusing and clearly just banter.
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They both sound like a couple of fucking retards.
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Old 15th June 2011, 11:12   #32 (permalink)
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It's such a forced thing for people to do. 'Gotta have a bit o banter lad'. Bugger off.
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I'd say Oscar Wilde is spinning in his grave.

For the millionth time I'm left wondering how the fuck unbelievably lame conversations are held up as a hilarious battle of wits, just because it's on Twatter. Bizarre.
Who said that this was? It's quite clearly not in any way witty, though some of it is quite funny.

I think most people see it for what it is - Banter.
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Oh right, it's "Banter".

That's ok, then.
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Starts off ok with some harmless friendly banter, decends into an embarrassing heap of "cringy" shite though.
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only a matter of time before football clubs ban players from using twitter
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we should ask golden blunder to ban ter
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Who said that this was? It's quite clearly not in any way witty, though some of it is quite funny.

I think most people see it for what it is - Banter.
Arrrrrrrrrgh! Even the serbs are using it.
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only a matter of time before football clubs ban players from using twitter
I would not be surprised if Fergie banned the United players from twitter when they return to pre season.
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Old 15th June 2011, 11:35   #40 (permalink)
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No one would dare to have "banter" like that with our captain.
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