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| The Che |
  
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5 | 6.10% |
| The Hitler |
  
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32 | 39.02% |
| The Kitchener |
  
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3 | 3.66% |
| The Marley |
  
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1 | 1.22% |
| The Mario |
  
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15 | 18.29% |
| The Scouse |
  
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11 | 13.41% |
| The Socrates |
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4 | 4.88% |
| The Sparrow |
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3 | 3.66% |
| Other (name in thread) |
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8 | 9.76% |
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5th July 2007, 03:32
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The 'What Benitez Should Have Grown' Thread
Otherwise known as the 'Brad has far too much time on his hands' thread
Or 'The Copa America really is shite tonight' thread As we know, Benitez has sullied his face with a woeful, Balague style bit of facial...  However, I feel he could do a lot better for himself. I offer up the following as better alternatives: Number 1. The Selleck Sure to get the girls, not so certain to prove a long lasting career choice in the naughties. Good with babies and little ladies though, which should suit him well with the likes of Bellamy to manage...  Number 2. The Hogan You wouldn't mess with this fucker, brother! Watcha gonna do, when the 24 inch pythons and Rafamania destroy you!  Number 3. The Hitler Small, distinctive, powerful, full of hate. Sure to intimidate his opponents. Could all end in tears though...  Number 4. The Marx How very thoughtful. How very philosophical. How very 'fucking hell mate, impressive beard'. If he grows this facial, he'd certainly be remembered, even if he does fuck up the rest of his Scouse reign...  More to come, if anyone has any suggestions please feel free to express them  |
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5th July 2007, 10:51
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5th July 2007, 12:59
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Number 5. The Dastardly
A cheat and a trickster... no it's not Steven Gerrard, it's Dick Benitez! There is no truth to the rumours that he used to address Phil Thompson as Muttley (Preferring 'that big nosed twat' instead, in a Spanish twang of course)  Number 6. The Lincoln Lincoln was amongst the top rated US presidents, presumably on his fine facial hair alone. Those yanks aren't too fussy, we have the battle of Hastings, the great fire of London, Robin Hood *ahem*... they have a funny looking bloke in a beard. Again, might end badly for Rafa  Number 7. The Mario Dum dum dum da dum da dum, da dum da da dum dum dum...  |
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5th July 2007, 14:59
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The Mario. I'm going to have that damned song in my head now. |
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5th July 2007, 15:33
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Hands across the water and all that. Dum dum dum, de dum de dum...fucking hell! |
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5th July 2007, 15:37
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Get a haircut Hippy!
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5th July 2007, 18:34
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