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View Poll Results: What beard should Rafa have grown?
The Che 5 6.10%
The Hitler 32 39.02%
The Kitchener 3 3.66%
The Marley 1 1.22%
The Mario 15 18.29%
The Scouse 11 13.41%
The Socrates 4 4.88%
The Sparrow 3 3.66%
Other (name in thread) 8 9.76%
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Old 6th July 2007, 18:39   #41 (permalink)
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Old 6th July 2007, 18:57   #42 (permalink)
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Haha nice DJ, you were thinking on the same lines as me...

Number 12. The Villager

For reasons I won't expand on, perhaps this little ensemble would look better on a certain Mr Wenger?



Number 13. The Merv

Owzat? Bit ropey to be honest mate. Fair play to anyone who can grow a rug under their nose though, you wouldn't mess with them that's for sure



Number 14. The Bestie

Tell you what, if Benitez doesn't fancy this look, I do. Looks shit hot! Miss Worlds beware. He wishes he had a George Best in his current squad...

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Old 6th July 2007, 19:03   #43 (permalink)
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Number 3. The Hitler

Small, distinctive, powerful, full of hate. Sure to intimidate his opponents. Could all end in tears though...

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Old 6th July 2007, 20:06   #44 (permalink)
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got another request for you, a chewbacca
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Old 6th July 2007, 20:37   #45 (permalink)
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Keep the requests coming, I'll get on to them, Chewbacca noted...

Number 15. The Zeus

The king of the Gods, in charge of the Sky and Thunder. Unfortunately, not even he had the power to make Djimi Traore look anything more than a park player...



Number 16. The Che

It's a Rafalution!

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Old 6th July 2007, 20:54   #46 (permalink)
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Old 6th July 2007, 22:08   #47 (permalink)
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what about The Jack Sparrow or a pirate with an eye patch
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Old 6th July 2007, 23:29   #48 (permalink)
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Number 17. The Chewbacca

Rhhhnngggnn Arrrggghhnnn Grrrhn Gahr Aaaaaarr Ggggaaaaaarrr



Number 18. The T

I certainly pity this fool, Rafa can't carry the Mr T off at all! Nice chains though



Number 19. The Sparrow

Savvy? Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for Rafa... we're rascals, scoundrels, villans, and knaves; Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho... we're thieving Scousers!

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Old 6th July 2007, 23:36   #49 (permalink)
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Fecking classic thread.
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Old 6th July 2007, 23:38   #50 (permalink)
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great stuff Brad

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Old 7th July 2007, 00:21   #51 (permalink)
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Roy of the Rovers...
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Old 7th July 2007, 00:25   #52 (permalink)
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Haha nice DJ, you were thinking on the same lines as me...

Number 12. The Villager

For reasons I won't expand on, perhaps this little ensemble would look better on a certain Mr Wenger?
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Old 7th July 2007, 00:26   #53 (permalink)
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Old 7th July 2007, 00:29   #54 (permalink)
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how about as a PL winning manager?

cant do miracles? nevermind
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Old 7th July 2007, 00:39   #55 (permalink)
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Roy of the Rovers...
Roy Race didn't have any facial hair?
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Old 7th July 2007, 00:54   #56 (permalink)
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great stuff Brad

Gandalf
ZZ Top
Jeremy Beadle
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marilyn manson

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Old 7th July 2007, 01:27   #57 (permalink)
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Number 20. The Jesus

Insert your own joke about Liverpool requiring divine intervention to ever win the Premierleague here...



Number 21. The Desperate

Looking Dandy! More of a Beano man myself. Clearly Rafa disagrees though, and gives it the full macho's with this stubbly effort



Number 22. The Gandalf

Not the most youthful looking of facials, Rafa would have to conjour up a bit of magic to pull the ladies. Or to score a goal at the Riverside

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Old 7th July 2007, 01:29   #58 (permalink)
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How about the Monopoly guy? Or the John Mccririck/Malcolm Glazer?
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Old 7th July 2007, 04:39   #59 (permalink)
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Old 7th July 2007, 12:04   #60 (permalink)
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Number 23. The Beadle

He hasn't been framed, he's done this to himself. Clearly he's game for a laugh. With this beard it's certainly a case of watch out - Rafa's about!



Number 24. The Monopoly

For this, Rafa should go to jail. Directly in fact. He should not pass go, and he certainly should not collect his usual earnings...



Number 25. The ZZ

This lot reached their peak in the 70's and 80's, are still touring and producing material today but nobody really finds it entertaining anymore, and certainly lacks the quality of old. Not threatening todays performers at the top of their games anytime soon...

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Old 7th July 2007, 12:44   #61 (permalink)
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He He,those are superb Brad,Hitler looks like alan partridge

you have to do a scouse one with the perm and tache
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Old 7th July 2007, 12:47   #62 (permalink)
 
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How did i miss this thread

good one brad
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Old 7th July 2007, 14:27   #63 (permalink)
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Number 26. The McCririck

I wouldn't be putting my money on Rafa growing this lot any time soon...



Number 27. The Scouse

When in Rome...



Number 28. The Ali

Boyakasha! *** the look innit. I say 'Rafa, is you on crack or somethin'?



Number 29. The Santa

Rafa won't be lonely this Christmas if he dons this epic bit of facial. On the first day of Christmas Benitez gave to me... three points at the Theatre of Dreams!

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Old 7th July 2007, 14:31   #64 (permalink)
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Number 27. The Scouse

When in Rome...

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Old 7th July 2007, 14:58   #65 (permalink)
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This thread is making me laugh every time I check for the updates.

Classic.

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Old 7th July 2007, 15:00   #66 (permalink)
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Got to go with The Hogan :muppet:
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Old 7th July 2007, 15:39   #67 (permalink)
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I wish I hadn't done that now.. I won't be able to sleep tonight...

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Old 7th July 2007, 15:45   #68 (permalink)
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Old 7th July 2007, 16:24   #69 (permalink)
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superb Brad,just clocked the scouse and manson
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Old 8th July 2007, 04:54   #70 (permalink)
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Number 30. The Ned

Bloody Australians. You know that's precisely what Rafa has muttered about the perenially injured Harry Kewell over the last couple of seasons... funny then if he'd opt for this set of hairyness. Though Kelly could hardly be accused of liking his fellow man



Number 31. The Saddam

A theme for good facials eminating from tyrants and foes. Rafa here goes for a classic Saddam. You have to baath...



Number 32. The Wolverine

The brooding anti-hero, those silver claws might just come in useful for a Liverpool half time team talk. Personally I'd use them to poke Jamie 'world class my arse' Carragher in the eye



Keep those suggestions coming folks...
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Old 8th July 2007, 07:15   #71 (permalink)
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