The Poll: What Rafa should have grown

uae · 8th July 2007, 17:15

brilliant stuff brad

Wonder Pigeon · 8th July 2007, 17:19

Can't believe I missed this!To the classics!

Van Piorsing · 8th July 2007, 17:29

KingBest · 8th July 2007, 17:44

Should be in classics soon

vanthaman · 8th July 2007, 18:32

what about The Raffaaaaaaaa (Spartaaaaaaaaa)

Brad · 8th July 2007, 18:58

Number 36. The Gallagher

Hold up... hold on... don't be scared; You'll never change what's been and gone... apart from your facial fluff obviously!

Number 37. The Des

Grey hair, big bushy tash, it shouldn't be cool. It shouldn't be smooth. But fucking hell Rafa's driving all of the ladies crazy and most of the men with this effort

Number 38. The Tutankhamun

To be pharaoh, he looks the business!

Kaush949 · 8th July 2007, 20:25

More

The Borat
The Beckham
The Rio

Brad · 9th July 2007, 00:33

Number 39. The Socrates

"All men's souls are immortal, but the souls of the righteous are immortal and divine"... oops quoting the wrong Socrates there! Rafa here sports the attire of Garforth Towns finest

Number 40. The Connelly

Otherwise known as that bloke Parkinson interviews every other week. Rafa will have no problems pulling Judi Dench anyway

Number 41. The Gattuso

Ug! Me Rafa Gattuso, me eat you. Yum yum. Buuuurp

Number 42. The Blackbeard

Lieutenant Maynard hung Blackbeards severed head from his ships bows after his capture. In much the same way that Jorge Valdano claims the 'shit' hangs from the 'stick' at Anfield

Keep the suggestions facial hair related ta...

Spammy · 9th July 2007, 00:36

Chuck Lidell

UBERScholes · 9th July 2007, 00:37

The Ruby Rod or the Zorg (Chris Tucker and Gary Oldman from Fifth Element)

solidrake · 9th July 2007, 00:37

chuck norris

zappauk2003 · 9th July 2007, 00:56

My god I haven't laughed this much for a long time, brilliant mate, brilliant.

Bookmarking this for my mate, classic.

enghuei · 9th July 2007, 01:07

The Queen

Brad · 9th July 2007, 03:24

Number 43. The Marley

Hey mon, be Rafa smokin the spliff 'n livin it Jamaica style!

Number 44. The Arafat

So that's who stole my dishcloth

Number 45. The Norris

Chuck, the all action hero. The exact opposite, then, of Luis Garcia

Number 46. The Agassi

0-6 0-6 0-6

The final four to come, any last cracking beard suggestions?

RedF7 · 9th July 2007, 03:25

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brad Cantona

Number 43. The Marley

Hey mon, be Rafa smokin the spliff 'n livin it Jamaica style!

Number 44. The Arafat

So that's who stole my dishcloth

Number 45. The Norris

Chuck, the all action hero. The exact opposite, then, of Luis Garcia

Number 46. The Agassi

0-6 0-6 0-6

The finally four to come, any last cracking beard suggestions?

Great work Brad

cesc's_mullet · 9th July 2007, 03:39

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brad Cantona

Keep the requests coming, I'll get on to them, Chewbacca noted...

Number 15. The Zeus

The king of the Gods, in charge of the Sky and Thunder. Unfortunately, not even he had the power to make Djimi Traore look anything more than a park player...

Number 16. The Che

It's a Rafalution!

:muppet:

cesc's_mullet · 9th July 2007, 03:44

The Handlebar Mo!!!!!

cesc's_mullet · 9th July 2007, 03:58

The Boogie Nights mop?

a_devil_inside · 9th July 2007, 14:47

Ned Flanders

vanthaman · 9th July 2007, 18:08

laura · 9th July 2007, 18:25

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brad Cantona

Number 36. The Gallagher

Hold up... hold on... don't be scared; You'll never change what's been and gone... apart from your facial fluff obviously!

Number 37. The Des

Grey hair, big bushy tash, it shouldn't be cool. It shouldn't be smooth. But fucking hell Rafa's driving all of the ladies crazy and most of the men with this effort

Number 38. The Tutankhamun

To be pharaoh, he looks the business!

Liam's the best so far.

Patti · 9th July 2007, 18:29

keep them coming Brad,super stuff

Feedingseagulls · 9th July 2007, 21:30

Nietzsche - Rafa's been gazing into the abyss for too long.

Love the Che btw.

Brad · 10th July 2007, 01:32

Number 47. The Kitchener

Rafa needs you! ...to give him lots and lots of cash for him to waste on the likes of Kronkamp and Josemi

Number 48. The Locksley

Thieving Scouser

Number 49. The Merryfield

But here's the one that's drivin' me beserk, Why do only fools and horses work? Ra-ra-ra-Rafa...

Number 50. The Lalas

Who needs David Beckham when you've got... ah shit

Was going to stop at 50, if there's demand and enough good suggestions will carry on. Will get the mods to set up a poll hopefully to discover which is the most popular facial fluff we can advise Benitez to take up! Thanks for the kind words folks

KingEric7 · 10th July 2007, 01:34

How the hell did i miss this thread?!

That Lord Kitchener one is brilliant.

GiggsysGirl · 10th July 2007, 01:55

The McEnroe?

Brad · 10th July 2007, 17:17

Number 51. The Borg

Rafa has assimilated himself nicely into this bit of facial. The Sweat band particularly useful, these Spanish produce a lot of perspiration you know...

Number 52. The Sparta

I am Raaaaafffaaaaaaaaaa!!!

Number 53. The Lassie

He's made a dogs dinner of this one

Number 54. The D'Artagnan

Swashbuckling adventures and Liverpool FC don't really go hand in hand

Van Piorsing · 10th July 2007, 17:19

Van Piorsing · 10th July 2007, 17:21

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brad Cantona

Number 52. The Sparta

I am Raaaaafffaaaaaaaaaa!!!

That's really brilliant.

Brad · 10th July 2007, 18:28

Am working on the mods setting up a poll but they've been particularly ignorant of me today (and yesterday)!

View Poll Results: What beard should Rafa have grown?
The Che	5	6.10%
The Hitler	32	39.02%
The Kitchener	3	3.66%
The Marley	1	1.22%
The Mario	15	18.29%
The Scouse	11	13.41%
The Socrates	4	4.88%
The Sparrow	3	3.66%
Other (name in thread)	8	9.76%
Voters: 82. You may not vote on this poll

8th July 2007, 17:15	#81 (permalink)
uae Desperately wants a tagline under his name Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Back in Dubai Posts: 4,101	brilliant stuff brad

8th July 2007, 17:19	#82 (permalink)
Wonder Pigeon Pooping on people Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Intellectually dishonest and proud of it. Posts: 7,522	Can't believe I missed this!To the classics!

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8th July 2007, 17:44	#84 (permalink)
KingBest Reserve Team Player Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Manchester Posts: 798	Should be in classics soon

8th July 2007, 18:32	#85 (permalink)
vanthaman Winner of the RedCafe Mickey Mouse Cup 2006 Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: in front of laptop Posts: 12,105	what about The Raffaaaaaaaa (Spartaaaaaaaaa)

8th July 2007, 18:58	#86 (permalink)
Brad The Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Stockholm Posts: 19,047	Number 36. The Gallagher Hold up... hold on... don't be scared; You'll never change what's been and gone... apart from your facial fluff obviously! Number 37. The Des Grey hair, big bushy tash, it shouldn't be cool. It shouldn't be smooth. But fucking hell Rafa's driving all of the ladies crazy and most of the men with this effort Number 38. The Tutankhamun To be pharaoh, he looks the business!

8th July 2007, 20:25	#87 (permalink)
Kaush949 Reserve Team Player Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Montreal Posts: 578	More The Borat The Beckham The Rio

9th July 2007, 00:33	#88 (permalink)
Brad The Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Stockholm Posts: 19,047	Number 39. The Socrates "All men's souls are immortal, but the souls of the righteous are immortal and divine"... oops quoting the wrong Socrates there! Rafa here sports the attire of Garforth Towns finest Number 40. The Connelly Otherwise known as that bloke Parkinson interviews every other week. Rafa will have no problems pulling Judi Dench anyway Number 41. The Gattuso Ug! Me Rafa Gattuso, me eat you. Yum yum. Buuuurp Number 42. The Blackbeard Lieutenant Maynard hung Blackbeards severed head from his ships bows after his capture. In much the same way that Jorge Valdano claims the 'shit' hangs from the 'stick' at Anfield Keep the suggestions facial hair related ta...

9th July 2007, 00:36	#89 (permalink)
Spammy IQ of 18.5 Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: I'm going to make this pencil...disappear... Posts: 11,919	Chuck Lidell

9th July 2007, 00:37	#90 (permalink)
UBERScholes I'd find it flattering if someone hard rubbed against me. Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 10,485	The Ruby Rod or the Zorg (Chris Tucker and Gary Oldman from Fifth Element)

9th July 2007, 00:37	#91 (permalink)
solidrake Reserve Team Player Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Never put anything past the Irish. They're cunning devils. They lure you into a false sence of security with their clownish antics and buffoonish accents. Then they strike! Posts: 1,370	chuck norris

9th July 2007, 01:07	#93 (permalink)
enghuei Cheats at Tetris Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Where the locals boo on their own National Team. Funny, but true. Posts: 2,053	The Queen

9th July 2007, 03:44	#97 (permalink)
cesc's_mullet Get a haircut Hippy! Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: i gotta do something important so people will respect me… like be a senator… or a wizard Posts: 8,594	The Handlebar Mo!!!!!

9th July 2007, 00:56	#92 (permalink)
zappauk2003 Youth Team Player Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: St Helens, Merseyside, England Posts: 242	My god I haven't laughed this much for a long time, brilliant mate, brilliant. Bookmarking this for my mate, classic.

9th July 2007, 03:24	#94 (permalink)
Brad The Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Stockholm Posts: 19,047	Number 43. The Marley Hey mon, be Rafa smokin the spliff 'n livin it Jamaica style! Number 44. The Arafat So that's who stole my dishcloth Number 45. The Norris Chuck, the all action hero. The exact opposite, then, of Luis Garcia Number 46. The Agassi 0-6 0-6 0-6 The final four to come, any last cracking beard suggestions?

9th July 2007, 03:58	#98 (permalink)
cesc's_mullet Get a haircut Hippy! Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: i gotta do something important so people will respect me… like be a senator… or a wizard Posts: 8,594	The Boogie Nights mop?

9th July 2007, 14:47	#99 (permalink)
a_devil_inside Big footed hermaphrodite Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Little Britain Posts: 24,924	Ned Flanders

9th July 2007, 18:08	#100 (permalink)
vanthaman Winner of the RedCafe Mickey Mouse Cup 2006 Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: in front of laptop Posts: 12,105

9th July 2007, 18:29	#102 (permalink)
Patti Reserve Team Player Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Jersey C.I And on my bed Posts: 3,391	keep them coming Brad,super stuff

9th July 2007, 21:30	#103 (permalink)
Feedingseagulls Still looking for the seriousness of a child at play Join Date: May 2004 Location: Beyond Good & Evil Posts: 8,587	Nietzsche - Rafa's been gazing into the abyss for too long. Love the Che btw.

10th July 2007, 01:32	#104 (permalink)
Brad The Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Stockholm Posts: 19,047	Number 47. The Kitchener Rafa needs you! ...to give him lots and lots of cash for him to waste on the likes of Kronkamp and Josemi Number 48. The Locksley Thieving Scouser Number 49. The Merryfield But here's the one that's drivin' me beserk, Why do only fools and horses work? Ra-ra-ra-Rafa... Number 50. The Lalas Who needs David Beckham when you've got... ah shit Was going to stop at 50, if there's demand and enough good suggestions will carry on. Will get the mods to set up a poll hopefully to discover which is the most popular facial fluff we can advise Benitez to take up! Thanks for the kind words folks

10th July 2007, 01:34	#105 (permalink)
KingEric7 Winner of the Tabata bet Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Patrice Evra is that which no greater can be conceived. Posts: 13,240	How the hell did i miss this thread?! That Lord Kitchener one is brilliant.

10th July 2007, 01:55	#106 (permalink)
GiggsysGirl Mrs Pilkington Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: You can't make someone love you! All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in! Posts: 19,693	The McEnroe?

10th July 2007, 17:17	#107 (permalink)
Brad The Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Stockholm Posts: 19,047	Number 51. The Borg Rafa has assimilated himself nicely into this bit of facial. The Sweat band particularly useful, these Spanish produce a lot of perspiration you know... Number 52. The Sparta I am Raaaaafffaaaaaaaaaa!!! Number 53. The Lassie He's made a dogs dinner of this one Number 54. The D'Artagnan Swashbuckling adventures and Liverpool FC don't really go hand in hand

10th July 2007, 17:19	#108 (permalink)
Van Piorsing Lost his light sabre Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Polska Posts: 10,032

10th July 2007, 18:28	#110 (permalink)
Brad The Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Stockholm Posts: 19,047	Am working on the mods setting up a poll but they've been particularly ignorant of me today (and yesterday)!