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View Poll Results: What beard should Rafa have grown?
The Che 5 6.10%
The Hitler 32 39.02%
The Kitchener 3 3.66%
The Marley 1 1.22%
The Mario 15 18.29%
The Scouse 11 13.41%
The Socrates 4 4.88%
The Sparrow 3 3.66%
Other (name in thread) 8 9.76%
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Old 11th July 2007, 14:23   #121 (permalink)
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Old 11th July 2007, 21:38   #122 (permalink)
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Number 58. The Jackson

Do you know what they call Liverpool in Paris? That shit chicken burger off the pound saver menu...



Number 59. The Einstein

Not clever mate. Not clever at all



Number 60. The Pavarotti

Dilegua, o notte; Tramontate, stelle; Tramontate, stelle; All'alba vincero; vincero, vincero! (No you won't mate). Probably won't make sense to those of you who don't speak Italian that!

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Old 11th July 2007, 21:48   #123 (permalink)
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The Peter Kenyon.
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Old 11th July 2007, 22:06   #124 (permalink)
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Old 12th July 2007, 00:08   #125 (permalink)
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The Peter Kenyon.
He has no hair whatsoever!
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Old 12th July 2007, 00:11   #126 (permalink)
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Old 12th July 2007, 13:26   #127 (permalink)
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I can't believe so many of you have voted in that sham of a poll, you only fucking encourage them

Number 61. The Leprechaun

Rafa you bowsie, I am in me wick wit' yer flitter scalps. Must be ossified...



Number 62. The Vinci

Rafa with a similar pose to the Mona Lisa, just showing a bit more teeth. Miserable sod, then again I'd be topping myself if I ever became manager of the Scouse



Number 63. The Zorro

Rafa dressed as his Spanish hero. No not Alonso...

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Old 12th July 2007, 22:02   #128 (permalink)
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Number 64. The Bin Laden

Found him at last. Ironically, Liverpool have no weapons of mass destruction on the pitch either for their opponents to worry about



Number 65. The Mexican

Hey Gringo, stop impersonating us Mexicans!



Number 66. The Poseidon

Summat a bit fishy about this one...

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Old 12th July 2007, 22:15   #129 (permalink)
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Excellent stuff Brad.

David Bellamy (Craig's dad)????

Or what can you do with this lot...

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Old 12th July 2007, 22:21   #130 (permalink)
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Cheers KF, I'm away for the weekend and then my Uni needs urgent attention, so think I'll announce my retirement after I reach 70 Benitez facials, I'll post the final four in the morning. I try to look for famous people with notable beards / tashes, so if anyone has any final suggestions, get em in tonight...
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Old 12th July 2007, 22:45   #131 (permalink)
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Cheers KF, I'm away for the weekend and then my Uni needs urgent attention, so think I'll announce my retirement after I reach 70 Benitez facials, I'll post the final four in the morning. I try to look for famous people with notable beards / tashes, so if anyone has any final suggestions, get em in tonight...
I still reckon the Nietzsche is worth a go.
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Old 12th July 2007, 22:53   #132 (permalink)
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How about the old Planet of the Apes ? ..

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Old 13th July 2007, 10:59   #133 (permalink)
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Number 67. The Gnome

Good practice should a better club come in for Rafa and him need to be put on gardening leave



Number 68. The Lennon

Imagine all the people... laughing at Rafa for looking like this, crazy hippy



Number 69. The Nietzsche

Nietzsche's first work was entitled 'The Birth of Tragedy'. It presumably included an image of his tash



Number 70. The Ape

Just like Planet of the Apes, this thread has a shit ending... or maybe not. Has Rafa just proved true the concept of evolution with this effort?



Done, finito, caput

It's been hairy, but I think we made it

Hope you enjoyed
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Old 13th July 2007, 11:45   #134 (permalink)
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Top job Brad
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Old 15th July 2007, 16:03   #135 (permalink)
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Brilliant thread. Brad you're a legend.
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Old 15th July 2007, 16:11   #136 (permalink)
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He has no hair whatsoever!
He has a penis instead of hair.
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Old 15th July 2007, 16:36   #137 (permalink)
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how about Davy jones from pirates of the caribbean..
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Old 15th July 2007, 19:25   #138 (permalink)
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Old 17th July 2007, 00:37   #139 (permalink)
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The Poll: What Rafa should have grown

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details here The 'What Benitez Should Have Grown' Thread
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Old 17th July 2007, 00:51   #140 (permalink)
 
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Beards - they grow on you...
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Old 17th July 2007, 00:52   #141 (permalink)
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Old 17th July 2007, 00:54   #142 (permalink)
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Ok, I'll relist the main contenders...

The Che

It's a Rafalution!



The Hitler

Small, distinctive, powerful, full of hate. Sure to intimidate his opponents. Could all end in tears though...



The Kitchener

Rafa needs you! ...to give him lots and lots of cash for him to waste on the likes of Kronkamp and Josemi



The Mario

Dum dum dum da dum da dum, da dum da da dum dum dum...




The Marley

Hey mon, be Rafa smokin the spliff 'n livin it Jamaica style!



The Scouse

When in Rome...



The Socrates

"All men's souls are immortal, but the souls of the righteous are immortal and divine"... oops quoting the wrong Socrates there! Rafa here sports the attire of Garforth Towns finest



The Sparrow

Savvy? Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for Rafa... we're rascals, scoundrels, villans, and knaves; Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho... we're thieving Scousers!

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Old 17th July 2007, 01:01   #143 (permalink)
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Genius thread

You haven't done a Don Vito one either i.e. Godfather
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Old 17th July 2007, 01:42   #144 (permalink)
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Old 17th July 2007, 03:23   #145 (permalink)
 
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Old 17th July 2007, 03:34   #146 (permalink)
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Old 17th July 2007, 03:45   #147 (permalink)
 
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You must have heard that one Hec?
I honestly don't think I have before today.

It took me by surprise as well Gled, I read it twice before realizing what it actually said.
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Old 17th July 2007, 04:18   #148 (permalink)
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Old 17th July 2007, 09:26   #149 (permalink)
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why don't you's make a tshirt about Rafa's goatee?
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Old 17th July 2007, 09:31   #150 (permalink)
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Gotta be the Sparrow.
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Old 17th July 2007, 11:04   #151 (permalink)
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Brad i'll update the picture with them all on later today
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