Predict the headlines for March 2009

Sam#1 · 26th March 2008, 21:59

'England take on Estonia, looking for their first win under Capello'

John the Writer · 26th March 2008, 22:00

"After the disastrous takeover by DIC, Liverpool's hopes now lie with a new consortium headed by Mel C"

Count Duckula · 26th March 2008, 22:05

"England manager's severed head found in Tesco Fruit & Veg aisle, after being mistaken for a cabbage."

RedDevil#26655 · 26th March 2008, 22:07

"Pennant: Why I will always be better than Ronaldo"

vuc · 26th March 2008, 22:08

Quote:

Originally Posted by RedDevil#26655

"Pennant: Why I will always be better than Ronaldo... at sucking cock"

Let me help you with this.

Sam#1 · 26th March 2008, 22:09

Quote:

Originally Posted by Count Duckula

"England manager's severed head found in Tesco Fruit & Veg aisle, after being mistaken for a cabbage."

RedDevil#26655 · 26th March 2008, 22:11

Quote:

Originally Posted by vuc

Let me help you with this.

I believe you missed the joke?

vuc · 26th March 2008, 22:12

Quote:

Originally Posted by RedDevil#26655

I believe you missed the joke?

No... I thought that was more appropriate

Remind me never to meddle in affairs again

jojojo · 26th March 2008, 22:12

Bernd Schuster says: "It's Always been my dream to Manage England"

John the Writer · 26th March 2008, 22:28

NOTW - "Nani is my son: Michael Jackson exclusive"

Dippersripper · 26th March 2008, 22:37

Tevez and Rooney are not the best partnership ever.

cloud218 · 26th March 2008, 22:45

"Rafa's perfect record in Football Manager 2009"

"Truth in how Wenger picks his kids"

"Stewarts launch 'RESPECT'"

"No Italian teams left in the Champions League"

"Adebayor talks about how much he hated Arsenal"

"20 years 5 managers"

"American owners, Indian owners, they don't make a difference. Liverpool fans realize mistake"

"Half the Chelsea squad requests transfer"

Vidicious · 26th March 2008, 22:47

Torres: Scousers stole my tampons

Steev · 26th March 2008, 23:03

Ashley Cole out for six weeks following operation to remove four ribs to aid autofellatio

Diabo_Sam · 26th March 2008, 23:15

Stevie G on England:

We will qualify

Wit Tanker · 26th March 2008, 23:37

Gerrard gang banged by Arsenal youngsters.

jojojo · 26th March 2008, 23:42

Quote:

Originally Posted by Diabo_Sam

Stevie G on England:

We will qualilfy

- next time.

Vidicious · 26th March 2008, 23:45

Stevie G: Paul Jewell was banging my missus.

Eurotrash · 26th March 2008, 23:51

No sport section today. Editor: "We got bored"

Chris H · 27th March 2008, 01:43

New owner Kim Il-Sung thrilled as Newcastle surge up the table (March 1).

"Ronery at the top" for Kim as Newcastle move into first place (March 15).

Kim fury after Barnsley rout (March 22).

Kim blasts "razy" Toon stars, demands promotion "Or else" (March 23).

Chris H · 27th March 2008, 02:35

Shock in Manchester - Thak out, Kim in. Fans rejoice as new owner vows to make City "massive crub" (March 26).

Ace · 27th March 2008, 05:23

Obi Mikel : "I cried when I couldn't join United"

Partizan · 27th March 2008, 18:12

Abramovich puts his billions into netball team, Stamford Bridge to be new dung collection centre.

kietotheworld · 27th March 2008, 18:28

Wenger: This is just a transitional season.

MrMarcello · 27th March 2008, 20:32

Keegan: "We're still fighting for this promotion, and he's got to go to Preston and get something, and... and I'll tell you honestly, I will love it if we beat them - LOVE IT!"

IBleedRed · 27th March 2008, 21:47

Avram Grant: "Im still friends with Roman though"

26th March 2008, 21:59	#81 (permalink)
Sam#1 First Team Regular Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: :( Like being stabbed in the heart.....It just won't stop hurting :( Posts: 12,920	'England take on Estonia, looking for their first win under Capello'

26th March 2008, 22:00	#82 (permalink)
John the Writer Banned Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: The back of the classroom Posts: 730	"After the disastrous takeover by DIC, Liverpool's hopes now lie with a new consortium headed by Mel C"

26th March 2008, 22:05	#83 (permalink)
Count Duckula First Team Sub Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: In the corner, losing my religion. Posts: 5,689	"England manager's severed head found in Tesco Fruit & Veg aisle, after being mistaken for a cabbage."

26th March 2008, 22:07	#84 (permalink)
RedDevil#26655 53 Years Young Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Clouseau: Does you're dog bite? Shop Keeper: No. Clouseau bends down to the dog, only to be bitten Clouseau: I thought you said you're dog does not bite?! Shop Keeper: That, is not my dog. Posts: 3,446	"Pennant: Why I will always be better than Ronaldo"

26th March 2008, 22:12	#89 (permalink)
jojojo Reserve Team Player Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: wondering if I'll ever get chance to sing Viva Ronaldo again Posts: 1,354	Bernd Schuster says: "It's Always been my dream to Manage England"

26th March 2008, 22:28	#90 (permalink)
John the Writer Banned Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: The back of the classroom Posts: 730	NOTW - "Nani is my son: Michael Jackson exclusive"

26th March 2008, 22:37	#91 (permalink)
Dippersripper Educating ignorant bastards about God to achieve a near-perfect world Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Opposition to godliness is atheism in profession and idolatry in practice. Atheism is so senseless and odious to mankind that it never had many professors. Posts: 7,485	Tevez and Rooney are not the best partnership ever.

26th March 2008, 22:45	#92 (permalink)
cloud218 Reserve Team Player Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: US. Now, you cunts, I live in the US, and I am NOT a freaking Yank! Geez! I'm a Freakin' Asian! Posts: 4,621	"Rafa's perfect record in Football Manager 2009" "Truth in how Wenger picks his kids" "Stewarts launch 'RESPECT'" "No Italian teams left in the Champions League" "Adebayor talks about how much he hated Arsenal" "20 years 5 managers" "American owners, Indian owners, they don't make a difference. Liverpool fans realize mistake" "Half the Chelsea squad requests transfer"

26th March 2008, 22:47	#93 (permalink)
Vidicious Flop Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Desailly is a God. Posts: 1,564	Torres: Scousers stole my tampons

26th March 2008, 23:03	#94 (permalink)
Steev Reserve Team Player Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: off the grid Posts: 2,217	Ashley Cole out for six weeks following operation to remove four ribs to aid autofellatio

26th March 2008, 23:15	#95 (permalink)
Diabo_Sam Reserve Team Player Join Date: May 2007 Location: Carrick's our Unknown Soldier. Posts: 1,944	Stevie G on England: We will qualify

26th March 2008, 23:37	#96 (permalink)
Wit Tanker Reserve Team Player Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 1,350	Gerrard gang banged by Arsenal youngsters.

26th March 2008, 23:45	#98 (permalink)
Vidicious Flop Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Desailly is a God. Posts: 1,564	Stevie G: Paul Jewell was banging my missus.

26th March 2008, 23:51	#99 (permalink)
Eurotrash Reserve Team Player Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Cake or Death? Posts: 557	No sport section today. Editor: "We got bored"

27th March 2008, 01:43	#100 (permalink)
Chris H Reserve Team Player Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: AWOL Posts: 2,114	New owner Kim Il-Sung thrilled as Newcastle surge up the table (March 1). "Ronery at the top" for Kim as Newcastle move into first place (March 15). Kim fury after Barnsley rout (March 22). Kim blasts "razy" Toon stars, demands promotion "Or else" (March 23).

27th March 2008, 02:35	#101 (permalink)
Chris H Reserve Team Player Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: AWOL Posts: 2,114	Shock in Manchester - Thak out, Kim in. Fans rejoice as new owner vows to make City "massive crub" (March 26).

27th March 2008, 05:23	#102 (permalink)
Ace Reserve Team Player Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Da Silva Fever Posts: 1,712	Obi Mikel : "I cried when I couldn't join United"

27th March 2008, 18:12	#103 (permalink)
Partizan Cheesy Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: The frozen tundra, working in a bun shop. I have been in your homes, and they are DIRTY. Posts: 2,760	Abramovich puts his billions into netball team, Stamford Bridge to be new dung collection centre.

27th March 2008, 18:28	#104 (permalink)
kietotheworld Reserve Team Player Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Airstrip One Posts: 3,513	Wenger: This is just a transitional season.

27th March 2008, 20:32	#105 (permalink)
MrMarcello First Team Regular Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: Saha's hospital room Posts: 18,690	Keegan: "We're still fighting for this promotion, and he's got to go to Preston and get something, and... and I'll tell you honestly, I will love it if we beat them - LOVE IT!"

27th March 2008, 21:47	#106 (permalink)
IBleedRed likes to use pantyhose Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: apparently uses the term "limey" too much Posts: 4,015	Avram Grant: "Im still friends with Roman though"