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Old 20th March 2013, 10:47   #6641 (permalink)
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Sturridge, Suarez and Torres.

Cant pass, wont pass, bus pass.
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Old 20th March 2013, 10:50   #6642 (permalink)
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I love it when they write imaginary stories like that Torres one
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Old 20th March 2013, 11:14   #6643 (permalink)
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Why don't they put a stop to pathetic shit like that?
Please don't listen to Cider, lurking RAWKites.

Few things are as funny as Scouse fanfiction. I mean, just let this really sink in --

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Torres writes a deep open letter to the fans
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Torres smashes in a hat-trick, gives the five fingers and celebrates wildly with Suarez, Gerrard and co. Smashes his hand on the Liverpool badge repeatedly and holds back the tears as the away fans go wild.
deep open letter
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Old 20th March 2013, 12:20   #6644 (permalink)
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They're at their fantasies again I see.

If somebody did that here imagine the amount of piss taking they'd get.
I'll have a go:

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As the fey blue smoke strained to reach the holy socks of Saint Robin, City supporters wailed in a wailey way, not unlike the wailing of the Israelites by the rivers of Babylon; ye-eah they wept, when they remembered Georgi Kinkladze.

Blah blah blah grandiose religious analogies blah blah bitterness and bile blah blah aw fuck it.
Nah, we've no need of fantasy.
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Old 20th March 2013, 12:22   #6645 (permalink)
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Nah, we've no need of fantasy.


By the rivers of Babylon hahaha

Boney M!!!
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Old 20th March 2013, 13:32   #6646 (permalink)
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They fantasize about getting a past it, disinterested former player back? Such an energy waste.

It's like fantasizing about having sex with your ex girlfriend. If you are going to fantasize atleast go for a footballing equivalent of Megan Fox or Jennifer Lawrence.
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Old 20th March 2013, 13:36   #6647 (permalink)
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They fantasize about getting a past it, disinterested former player back?
And in that fantasy he wrote them a deep open letter.
They certainly love their open letters over there.
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Old 20th March 2013, 13:52   #6648 (permalink)
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Sturridge, Suarez and Torres.

Cant pass, wont pass, bus pass.
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Old 20th March 2013, 14:12   #6649 (permalink)
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The ex-girlfriend stuff is a RAWK favourite:

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Seeing Rafa go to Chelsea is like seeing your ex-girlfriend shacking up with some flash bastid in a Mercedes
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Seeing Nando struggling at Chelsea is like...your ex-girlfriend...um...er...YNWA!
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Seeing Elvis Costello going to Chelsea is like watching Chelsea sign Elvis Costello. And my ex-girlfriend.
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Old 20th March 2013, 14:18   #6650 (permalink)
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Reading RAWK is a bit like seeing a really, really ugly, deranged looking weirdo int he supermarket and thinking how glad you are that she isnt your girlfriend, ex or otherwise.
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Old 20th March 2013, 14:19   #6651 (permalink)
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RAWKites have their moments.
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Old 20th March 2013, 14:22   #6652 (permalink)
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Actually, all those quotes are made-up ones, chief.
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Old 20th March 2013, 14:24   #6653 (permalink)
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Actually, all those quotes are made-up ones, chief.
Yes, but by whom?

Or shall I say ... who?

No? Ok then, jolly good ... *whistle*
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Old 20th March 2013, 14:24   #6654 (permalink)
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Seeing Steve make up quotes is a bit like seeing your ex girlfriend and thinking, hey, she was a lying bitch as well, I bet her great grandfather was a Scouser.
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Old 20th March 2013, 14:28   #6655 (permalink)
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I wouldn't have lost my ex-girlfriend to Chelsea if it hadn't been for nativity.
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Old 20th March 2013, 15:26   #6656 (permalink)
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The Torres post is a top post.
...la!
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Old 20th March 2013, 15:54   #6657 (permalink)
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I actually like reading posts from Rawk, it's always good to unwind and have a good laugh at the end of a hard day!
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Old 20th March 2013, 16:26   #6658 (permalink)
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Rawk still longing for the return of FSW:



On Torres :
The Torres post is comedy gold
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Old 20th March 2013, 16:37   #6659 (permalink)
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Actually, all those quotes are made-up ones, chief.
But no, I wanted to believe they had a sense of humour.


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as I shove the last few chips in my gob, a Mitre Delta footy bounces out of an alleyway in front of us. Fred performs some decent skills and flicks the ball up into his arms just as a little Asian lad appears out of the alley. He must have been about 9 years old and says to us, "give us me ball back please mister!" to which Fred does no more than say, "watch this Andy lad" and absolutely hammers the footy like a Pepe Reina assist! The ball literally orbits Bradford as it disappears from sight down the hill, across Manningham Lane and never to be seen again. Looking back, it was a sly thing to do, but when your young you laugh at such antics. Me and Fred start guffawing as the poor little mite gives us a look that could kill, "Ye fukin wankers" he bleats and scampers off back down the alley.
We were still laughing when I heard the sound that will stay with me to the day I die, "That's them there Asif", I turned to see a group of around 10 Asian fellas looking at us! "OI, YOU FUKIN TWATS, GET HERE NOW" they roar!!!!!!
http://www.redandwhitekop.com/forum/...48#msg11491348

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Old 20th March 2013, 16:42   #6660 (permalink)
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Yet more LFC racism!

Seriously though, that was a good read.
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Old 20th March 2013, 18:19   #6661 (permalink)
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The highest paid football manager rich list has just been released and there is one person who stands out a mile.

France Football magazine have compiled a list of the top ten paid managers for the current 2012/13 season and the highest paid UK manager isn’t even in a job!

The latest accounts released by Liverpool show that they had to fork out £9.5m to Kenny Dalglish and his staff after Brendan Rodgers replaced him.

According to France Football, a staggering £8.52m went to Kenny to compensate his remaining contract, without him having to manage a single match this season.

The full top ten in the world is (figures in Euros);

1 Jose Mourinho (Real Madrid) 14m
2 Carlo Ancelotti (PSG) 12m
3 Marcelo Lippi (Guangzhou Evergrande) 11m
4 Guus Hiddink (Anzhi Makhachkala) 10.8m
5 Kenny Dalglish (Dole) 10m
6 Arsene Wenger (Arsenal) 9.4m
7 Fabio Capello (Russia) 9.2m
8 Roberto Mancini (Manchester City) 7.6m
9 Alex Ferguson (Manchester United) 7.5m
10 Jose Camacho (China) 6.1m

This sorry story of Liverpool’s reckless spending gets worse for their fans.

A story (rumour) went viral that Dalglish had said he wouldn’t take the £8m+ and it could be put towards signings.

Fans then bombarded the Liverpool Echo, demanding why this hadn’t been publicised regarding the grand gesture by their departing hero.

Turns out it was because it simply wasn’t true…

Nice work if you can get it!
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Old 20th March 2013, 19:22   #6662 (permalink)
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I remember when that story was doing the rounds.

As if he'd get sacked and give away millions of pounds of his pay-off so Brendan Rodgers could use it to buy Joe Allen.
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Old 20th March 2013, 19:24   #6663 (permalink)
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RAWK must be devastated with the news that Andrea Pirlo aka Joe Allen is out for the rest of the season.
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Old 20th March 2013, 19:31   #6664 (permalink)
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RAWK must be devastated with the news that Andrea Pirlo aka Joe Allen is out for the rest of the season.
If Suarez gets a serious or long term injury, at least half of Rawk will commit mass suicide
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Old 20th March 2013, 19:44   #6665 (permalink)
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10 million to sack Dalglish.

As if he was going to give that up.
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Old 20th March 2013, 19:50   #6666 (permalink)
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So , Fergie gets less money for managing United to , hopefully, a title, and maybe a cup than dalglish gets for not managing liverpool.

Thats outstanding.
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Old 20th March 2013, 20:12   #6667 (permalink)
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I just think it's funny how Dalglish fucks them over with the worst signings known to man, then continues to bleed them dry after he's long gone.

Raise a glass to King Kenny.
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Old 20th March 2013, 20:20   #6668 (permalink)
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And like, is there any comment on RAWK about that?? If I was a scouse fan *shudder* then I would be apoplectic at that sort of story.
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Old 20th March 2013, 21:19   #6669 (permalink)
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Hard to believe Wenger gets so much and Ferguson gets so little!
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Old 20th March 2013, 21:32   #6670 (permalink)
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He must really struggle to make ends meet
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Old 20th March 2013, 21:38   #6671 (permalink)
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He must really struggle to make ends meet
I know, poor Fergie scratching around on £7.5 million. He has kids, too, you know.
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Old 20th March 2013, 21:58   #6672 (permalink)
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So Wenger gets paid £2million more than SAF.

Over the past 8 trophy-less seasons that's £16million! Could have bought a couple decent defenders with that and they might have won a trophy or two!
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Old 20th March 2013, 22:02   #6673 (permalink)
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Hard to believe Wenger gets so much and Ferguson gets so little!
Particularly considering Arsenal's tight wages when it comes to players.
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Old 20th March 2013, 22:31   #6674 (permalink)
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Fergie could've easily double that, if he wanted managing elsewhere. And some fans still went ape shit when the rumor of Fergie benefiting from FPO was around. Where's that fecking poll thread with names on it?
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Old 20th March 2013, 22:39   #6675 (permalink)
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I just think it's funny how Dalglish fucks them over with the worst signings known to man, then continues to bleed them dry after he's long gone.

Raise a glass to King Kenny.
No wonder he keeps low profile about the whole being sacked thing. He really loves Liverpool FC, doesn't he? Legend.
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Old 20th March 2013, 23:26   #6676 (permalink)
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On Coates recent interview.

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I meant to add as well that the inteview, whilst may be losing a lot in translation, is the biggest pile of loaded questions I think I've ever read.

Are you leaving?
When not playing, do you think about leaving?
Do leafs make you want to leave?
Who's your closest friend in the squad, Lucas Leaver?
Do you want to leave?
Whats your favourite John Denver song?
What do other people think of you leaving?
Leaverpool?
What is another name for pages in a book that begins with L?
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Old 20th March 2013, 23:30   #6677 (permalink)
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Hahaha
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Old 20th March 2013, 23:41   #6678 (permalink)
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Sturridge, Suarez and Torres.

Cant pass, wont pass, bus pass.
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Old 20th March 2013, 23:52   #6679 (permalink)
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Et Tu Luis?

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/foo...prospects.html
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Old 21st March 2013, 00:10   #6680 (permalink)
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£10m for Kenny to not manage them is actually one of Liverpool's better recent investments.
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