Scouse Suicide Watch Thread: Please Check In So We Know You're Safe!

jasonrh · 1st May 2008, 06:24

Since you're all no doubt sitting around at four in the morning pouring over a Manchester United website in invisible mode in order to prove to yourselves that we are all staggeringly obsessed with you, I thought you might put our minds at ease.

Please log on and check in with us in this thread. If you would like any assistance with psychological counseling or on how to start your very own candlelight vigil, don't hesitate to reach out. We're here for you.

Most importantly, please don't do anything stupid (aside from believing that you're 'one piece of the puzzle' away, or that next year 'it's ON!'). We wouldn't want to lose you.

We're thinking of you at this time of grief. So just let us know you're safe. We love you all.

Hugs and Kisses,
jasonrh

YNWA

KRAP

CARLSBERG

UnofficialDevil · 1st May 2008, 06:40

Snake Doctor · 1st May 2008, 06:45

Have you got a back-up plan if no one checks in?

Ramshock · 1st May 2008, 11:05

brilliant

Tabata · 1st May 2008, 11:24

Come out a play cunts.

anything about now · 1st May 2008, 13:24

ouch, got right under their skins there

Wes · 1st May 2008, 22:23

Hehehehehe

Dippersripper · 1st May 2008, 22:33

jasonrh · 1st May 2008, 22:46

I'm beginning to fear the worst.

KeyserSoze · 1st May 2008, 22:48

Chorley1974 · 1st May 2008, 23:28

good shout, very conscientious

Redlambs · 2nd May 2008, 16:56

As a fellow human being, I welcome your devotion to helping out these poor souls. Well done my friend.

Alex · 2nd May 2008, 16:57

manux399 · 3rd May 2008, 19:09

Good work Jason it's great to see there are kind hearted folks out there who'll give up their spare time to help others in need. Keep the good work up mate only another 12 weeks until they commence their Championship season again...!!

hycool · 3rd May 2008, 19:14

Quote:

Originally Posted by jasonrh

Since you're all no doubt sitting around at four in the morning pouring over a Manchester United website in invisible mode in order to prove to yourselves that we are all staggeringly obsessed with you, I thought you might put our minds at ease.

Please log on and check in with us in this thread. If you would like any assistance with psychological counseling or on how to start your very own candlelight vigil, don't hesitate to reach out. We're here for you.

Most importantly, please don't do anything stupid (aside from believing that you're 'one piece of the puzzle' away, or that next year 'it's ON!'). We wouldn't want to lose you.

We're thinking of you at this time of grief. So just let us know you're safe. We love you all.

Hugs and Kisses,
jasonrh

YNWA

KRAP

CARLSBERG

Jason, I've got a job offer for you.

Professor Percival Egg · 6th May 2008, 09:54

Quote:

Originally Posted by jasonrh

Since you're all no doubt sitting around at four in the morning pouring over a Manchester United website in invisible mode in order to prove to yourselves that we are all staggeringly obsessed with you, I thought you might put our minds at ease.

Please log on and check in with us in this thread. If you would like any assistance with psychological counseling or on how to start your very own candlelight vigil, don't hesitate to reach out. We're here for you.

Most importantly, please don't do anything stupid (aside from believing that you're 'one piece of the puzzle' away, or that next year 'it's ON!'). We wouldn't want to lose you.

We're thinking of you at this time of grief. So just let us know you're safe. We love you all.

Hugs and Kisses,
jasonrh

YNWA

KRAP

CARLSBERG

Next year will be our year. Can't bloody wait!

jasonrh · 6th May 2008, 11:18

Quote:

Originally Posted by Professor Percival Egg

Next year will be our year. Can't bloody wait!

I was worried you had all died.

I guess it took a week to get let out of hospital to get those wrist wounds properly healed?

Ecroyd · 6th May 2008, 16:58

so is that one scouser still alive,
shame really

DJSpaz · 6th May 2008, 17:10

Quote:

Originally Posted by manux399

Good work Jason it's great to see there are kind hearted folks out there who'll give up their spare time to help others in need. Keep the good work up mate only another 12 weeks until they commence their Championship season again...!!

Every minute of jason's day is spare - he never leaves the house or indeed *does* anything.

He'll have plenty of time to feel a bit silly if, by some miracle, chelsea ended up winning both trophies.

jasonrh · 6th May 2008, 18:37

Quote:

Originally Posted by DJSpaz

Every minute of jason's day is spare - he never leaves the house or indeed *does* anything.

He'll have plenty of time to feel a bit silly if, by some miracle, chelsea ended up winning both trophies.

Such is the life of the idle rich. But don't be glum, somebody's got to pump my petrol. I'm sure as fuck not going to be bothered.

I'm not quite sure how Liverpool supporters would somehow gain bragging rights by seeing Chelsea win trophies.

"Ha ha - we're miles and miles worse than the two of you - but we did that on purpose so we didn't have the heartbreak of actually coming close then not doing it".

Cupid Stunt · 6th May 2008, 18:39

This thread still has it's hubcap's..

Chris H · 6th May 2008, 23:51

Quote:

Originally Posted by jasonrh

I was worried you had all died.

I guess it took a week to get let out of hospital to get those wrist wounds properly healed?

Horizontal cuts. Cry for help really.

Redlambs · 7th May 2008, 11:23

Van Piorsing · 7th May 2008, 11:24

Addict · 7th May 2008, 11:25

devilish · 7th May 2008, 11:27

Passengers on board an EasyJet flight that flew over Liverpool have complained after the captain advised them to hold on to their wallets. According to the online news provider Ananova, quoting the Daily Mirror, the captain said: "Ladies and gentlemen, we are at 35,000 feet. Please hold on to your wallets, we're flying over Liverpool."

Passengers reportedly complained about the comment, which was made on a flight from Belfast to Stansted. One is quoted as saying: "I'm from Liverpool and I think it's a disgrace. I paid good money for my seat and don't expect to be slagged off by the pilot. EasyJet is meant to be a professional operation." A spokesman for the no-frills carrier reportedly said: "The pilot isn't the type to crack jokes in-flight, but we do encourage jokes to make customers feel more comfortable. We think the passengers must have misunderstood him."

Raven_Blade · 7th May 2008, 16:22

Quote:

Originally Posted by devilish

Passengers on board an EasyJet flight that flew over Liverpool have complained after the captain advised them to hold on to their wallets. According to the online news provider Ananova, quoting the Daily Mirror, the captain said: "Ladies and gentlemen, we are at 35,000 feet. Please hold on to your wallets, we're flying over Liverpool."

Passengers reportedly complained about the comment, which was made on a flight from Belfast to Stansted. One is quoted as saying: "I'm from Liverpool and I think it's a disgrace. I paid good money for my seat and don't expect to be slagged off by the pilot. EasyJet is meant to be a professional operation." A spokesman for the no-frills carrier reportedly said: "The pilot isn't the type to crack jokes in-flight, but we do encourage jokes to make customers feel more comfortable. We think the passengers must have misunderstood him."

Wes · 7th May 2008, 16:26

Nice one Redlambs

jasonrh · 7th May 2008, 19:56

Quote:

Originally Posted by devilish

Passengers on board an EasyJet flight that flew over Liverpool have complained after the captain advised them to hold on to their wallets. According to the online news provider Ananova, quoting the Daily Mirror, the captain said: "Ladies and gentlemen, we are at 35,000 feet. Please hold on to your wallets, we're flying over Liverpool."

Passengers reportedly complained about the comment, which was made on a flight from Belfast to Stansted. One is quoted as saying: "I'm from Liverpool and I think it's a disgrace. I paid good money for my seat and don't expect to be slagged off by the pilot. EasyJet is meant to be a professional operation." A spokesman for the no-frills carrier reportedly said: "The pilot isn't the type to crack jokes in-flight, but we do encourage jokes to make customers feel more comfortable. We think the passengers must have misunderstood him."

I feel a boycott and letter writing campaign coming on...

Ramshock · 7th May 2008, 20:10

Quote:

Originally Posted by Redlambs

I can't breathe, I can't breathe

Chris H · 7th May 2008, 22:21

Quote:

Originally Posted by devilish

Passengers on board an EasyJet flight that flew over Liverpool have complained after the captain advised them to hold on to their wallets. According to the online news provider Ananova, quoting the Daily Mirror, the captain said: "Ladies and gentlemen, we are at 35,000 feet. Please hold on to your wallets, we're flying over Liverpool."

Passengers reportedly complained about the comment, which was made on a flight from Belfast to Stansted. One is quoted as saying: "I'm from Liverpool and I think it's a disgrace. I paid good money for my seat and don't expect to be slagged off by the pilot. EasyJet is meant to be a professional operation." A spokesman for the no-frills carrier reportedly said: "The pilot isn't the type to crack jokes in-flight, but we do encourage jokes to make customers feel more comfortable. We think the passengers must have misunderstood him."

Completely unrelated, but my favorite airplane announcement story is about a flight to Riyadh, Saudi Arabia. As they get near the destination, the captain comes on and says, "Ladies and gentlemen, we have begun our descent and will be touching down in about 20 minutes. Local temperature is 86 degrees Fahrenheit, 30 Celsius, with clear blue skies. I'd also like to remind to to reset your watches, as you will soon be back in the 13th century."

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devilish Nationality: Italian-English, Maltese Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Cnut's home Posts: 17,491	Was it a joke? Passengers on board an EasyJet flight that flew over Liverpool have complained after the captain advised them to hold on to their wallets. According to the online news provider Ananova, quoting the Daily Mirror, the captain said: "Ladies and gentlemen, we are at 35,000 feet. Please hold on to your wallets, we're flying over Liverpool." Passengers reportedly complained about the comment, which was made on a flight from Belfast to Stansted. One is quoted as saying: "I'm from Liverpool and I think it's a disgrace. I paid good money for my seat and don't expect to be slagged off by the pilot. EasyJet is meant to be a professional operation." A spokesman for the no-frills carrier reportedly said: "The pilot isn't the type to crack jokes in-flight, but we do encourage jokes to make customers feel more comfortable. We think the passengers must have misunderstood him."

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Redlambs First Team Sub Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Be careful what you reply, unless you want to be drawn with Carragher's cock up your arse... Posts: 6,127	As a fellow human being, I welcome your devotion to helping out these poor souls. Well done my friend.

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manux399 Reserve Team Player Join Date: Apr 2000 Location: Dubai, UAE. "Dubai Les Sealey Reds..!!!!" Posts: 2,984	Good work Jason it's great to see there are kind hearted folks out there who'll give up their spare time to help others in need. Keep the good work up mate only another 12 weeks until they commence their Championship season again...!!

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