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Old 24th April 2012, 22:10   #1 (permalink)

 
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Shreeves Crushing Dreams



It's unbelievable. Look at the determination Shreeves puts into reducing Ivanovic into a scared and bewildered child. In less then 30 seconds he pretty much breaks his mind. It's really bad, but I couldn't stop laughing as Ivanovich frantically struggled to understand what was happening. Honestly, as if that's the one thing you want to highlight minutes after that match, and then when it's clear he doesn't know, ram into his fucking head that he won't be playing! No, can't be playing! You can actually see the cogs spinning in Ivanovic's head as he takes in obviously too much to comprehend, and just reaches a choke point where his mind sadly explodes.

Ivanovic actually looks wildly across to Ashley Cole, and in a moment of absolute desperation clearly wills for him to make Shreeves explode, or disappear. He's thinking, quick Cole, please do something so that the words this bad man is saying doesn't come true! And then he realizes, fuck, Ashley doesn't have these powers. The words are true. And then just at that moment Shreeves re-inforces what he is now just understanding, and reminds him again, he won't be playing. The final touch from Shreeves there was outstanding, almost like he was trying to break down a terrorist, but instead it was just Ivanovic, the footballer.
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Old 24th April 2012, 22:11   #2 (permalink)
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Old 24th April 2012, 22:11   #3 (permalink)
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Old 24th April 2012, 22:12   #4 (permalink)
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Felt sorry for Ivanovic tbh, Shreeves is a cunt.
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You need to add the one of him telling Drogba that Ramires misses out as well.

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Old 24th April 2012, 22:13   #7 (permalink)
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Who is going to defend for Chelsea ? I take it Cahill and Cashley will be available ?
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That made me cringe. I have no love for ivanovic but he played well today and deserved to play in the final. What shreeves did was mentally crushing
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that's fucking great

So Ivanovic, the final, in Munich yeah...? well you're not playing son, you blew it
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Felt sorry for Ivanovic tbh, Shreeves is a cunt.
If Ivanovic didn't know that before the game, somebody screwed up. And it wasn't Shreeves.
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Old 24th April 2012, 22:13   #13 (permalink)
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I feel sorry for the lad. I honestly do. And for that clown miereles too. But Terry

Any how, ivanovic looked like he was going to floor the poor fucker and burst into tears int he same time. Amazing.
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If Ivanovic didn't know that before the game, somebody screwed up. And it wasn't Shreeves.
I'm pretty sure he knew, Shreeves was being a cunt.
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So, was Ivanovic booked or not?

If yes, then what's wrong with that? He's a grown up man, not a little kid who gets told that Santa Claus doesn't exist. Ivanovic would have heard about this later in the dressing room. Also, Ivanovic knew before the game that if booked he would miss the final.
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"Are you even listening? Look at me, not him! Listen - You. Are. Not. Playing. In. The. Final"

Cuntish behaviour.
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I'm sure Ivanovic knew but Shreeveswas just being a cunt.
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I don't even think Ivanovic was supposed to be there, he was just walking past and Shreeves called him over for the craic.
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Geoff Shreeves is in the Barca dressing room informing each player individually that they won't be playing in the final
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I think it's funny, anybody that feels sorry for a footballer needs there head looking at!
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Felt sorry for Ivanovic tbh, Shreeves is a cunt.
Same here, my wife even threw one of my slippers at the tv as well she was so angry with him.

Shreeves is an idiot.
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I reckon this could turn into a good series of memes. A lot of dreams Shreeves could crush.
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Matteo was good 'don't be cunt all your life Geoff'.
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When I die I want Shreeves there to inform my family, at least there will be no confusion on the matter, or time for tears.
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I'm fairly sure Ivanovic was aware. I think it was more a 'why is this cunt continuing to rub it in' look
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Shreeves probably followed him into the dressing room afterwards to make sure he understood.
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