Shreeves Crushing Dreams

Aint gota Kalou · 25th April 2012, 19:12

He punched Maloney the other day and tried to appeal....

Hectic · 25th April 2012, 19:13

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Originally Posted by FreakyJim

Didn't Ivanovic punch someone in the back recently?

Shreeves dad?

FreakyJim · 25th April 2012, 19:14

the plot thickens

vuc · 25th April 2012, 19:15

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Originally Posted by FreakyJim

Didn't Ivanovic punch someone in the back recently?

So what man, he probably deserved it - no way Ivanovic is just gonna punch him for no reason.

Plus, I saw the man at Church, so he must be good.

Broyphs · 25th April 2012, 19:15

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Originally Posted by FreakyJim

Didn't Ivanovic punch someone in the back recently?

He was just holding his fist out - for protection, probably - and Shaun Moloney backed into it with his kidney. He was pretty crafty, though, and made it look like Ivanovic hit him with a coward's punch from his blindside, but we know better.

Trionz · 25th April 2012, 19:22

So does he know yet that he is not going to play in finals?

Hectic · 25th April 2012, 19:23

Yes. Shreeves had Ivanovic's cat tatooed with a map of Germany on it, with a giant X covering Munich.

Trionz · 25th April 2012, 19:28

That..Oh my..That's just innovative.

Just that i would assume Ivanovic will consider that 'X' as a target, rather than a NoNo.

Smith's Cove · 25th April 2012, 19:29

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Originally Posted by Nani Nana

He ain't a cunt but a great, humble person.

You're a cunt. Actually scratch that you're a shitcunt. BOO

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Originally Posted by RDCR07

How exactly is he a cunt?

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Originally Posted by vuc

Nani's right (I keep saying this, it's irking me), Ivanovic is a great guy.

You must be calling him a cunt because of his performances against United - done no worse than Vidic has vs Chelsea.

His body checks on Hernandez last season. I think he's a cunt. You guys can think he's a nice bloke but I think he's a cunt. And Nani Nana, I couldn't give a fuck about what you think of me.

Hectic · 25th April 2012, 19:32

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Originally Posted by Trionz

That..Oh my..That's just innovative.

Just that i would assume Ivanovic will consider that 'X' as a target, rather than a NoNo.

That's why Shreeves had the dog graffitied to explain that the X meant 'don't come'.

vuc · 25th April 2012, 20:51

Hectic, you give Shreeves way too much credit. It might have been his who did that instead.

ghaliboy · 25th April 2012, 21:03

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Originally Posted by Solius

Ross Niland ‏ @rniland
Geoff Shreeves is in the Barca dressing room informing each player individually that they won't be playing in the final

vuc · 25th April 2012, 21:35

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Originally Posted by Smith's Cove

His body checks on Hernandez last season. I think he's a cunt. You guys can think he's a nice bloke but I think he's a cunt. And Nani Nana, I couldn't give a fuck about what you think of me.

He's a cunt for that? I'd hate to be the guy who delivers yor mail late, or fucks your wife.

Last bit made me laugh, cause I can just imagine the serious face you had on.

Smith's Cove · 25th April 2012, 21:52

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Originally Posted by vuc

He's a cunt for that? I'd hate to be the guy who delivers yor mail late, or fucks your wife.

Last bit made me laugh, cause I can just imagine the serious face you had on.

I was actually a "I don't give a fuck" face. Do you honestly really care about what the rest of the posters on here think about you?

vuc · 25th April 2012, 22:13

Oh come on now, don't go crushing me like Shreeves did my countryman you cruel man.

I'm always right · 25th April 2012, 22:56

Shreeves: "Bastian, you have just reached the Champions League Final and I think what everyone out there would like to know is, how does it feel to know your country caused the Holocaust?"

DISCLAIMER: STOLEN JOKE

moyesmyhero · 25th April 2012, 22:57

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Originally Posted by Guybrush Threepwood

Shreeves: "Bastian, you have just reached the Champions League Final and I think what everyone out there would like to know is, how does it feel to know your country caused the Holocaust?"

DISCLAIMER: STOLEN JOKE

Too soon.

Moyespopper · 26th April 2012, 13:57

Probably already posted but I lol'd

“We’ve got Shaun Wright-Phillips here. Shaun, great goal today. What does it feel like to be adopted?”

KingEric7 · 26th April 2012, 14:07

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Originally Posted by Hectic

Miserable wanker.

Cling Bak · 26th April 2012, 14:07

Quote:

Originally Posted by vuc

Oh come on now, don't go crushing me like Shreeves did my countryman you cruel man.

Wait, you're Serbian?

Adam-Utd · 26th April 2012, 15:23

The way he sucks him in with the "where you booked for the penalty?

"

Then slams him with the "YOU WERE BOOKED, YOU MISS THE FINAL

"

Tomuś · 26th April 2012, 15:36

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Originally Posted by Cling Bak

Wait, you're Serbian?

Maciek · 29th April 2012, 20:25

Geoff Shreeves on THAT Ivanovic interview

He said he had wanted to clarify whether or not Ivanovic had been booked.

Name Changed · 29th April 2012, 23:19

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hectic

Shreeves probably told him before the game his slate was clean and he could play like a free man. He's a bit of a sicko.

That explains it!

kps88 · 26th November 2012, 00:26

Check out the Rafa thread.

Bebe · 26th November 2012, 00:32

Haven't the foggiest what you're on about.

EvilChuck · 26th November 2012, 00:47

He's relentless

Hernandez - BFA · 26th November 2012, 00:53

Fucking hell

I actually felt sorry a bit for Rafa there.

Agent Red · 26th November 2012, 00:55

Unbelievably good

Skywarden · 26th November 2012, 00:56

He should have told him to get fuck. What a prick!

"I can guarantee you..." No stopping him, eh?

Relevated · 26th November 2012, 00:58

Nick 0208 Ldn · 26th November 2012, 01:02

Has Sgreeves always been like this or is this doorstepping style of questioning a recent thing? It seems to be worse than it was.

Rafa was more dignified there then the situation deserved IMO.

What was the answer Shreeves was looking for, that Beniez was absolutely delighted with the reception he received? To call Chelsea fans a bunch of spoilt brats?

Liam147 · 26th November 2012, 01:09

I fucking hate the wanker. The way he says "that was absolutely awful" - wanker. "I can tell you virtually the entire crowd was booing you." - wanker. Then the third time! "But seriously, what are you gonna do? You gonna cry Rafa? Eh? You gonna cry, you fat knacker? Go on. Cry for Shreevsy."

Broyphs · 26th November 2012, 01:10

Shreeves has become that cunt that's renowned by people for doing one shitty thing, and he's determined to play up to it.

WR · 26th November 2012, 01:13

Fuck that was awkward to watch. Did he have to put it so damn bluntly?

peterstorey · 26th November 2012, 01:16

The justification is: 'that's the question the fans want me to ask'. No we don't, you jumped-up cunt, even those of us who hate Chelsea.

ArmchairCritic · 26th November 2012, 01:28

He's a prick that Shreeves.

Tomuś · 26th November 2012, 01:35

He sounded purposely, as if he was well aware of the tragic comedy he caused with his post-Camp Nou interview. This time he went over the top as it wasn't even funny but literally sick.

NoLogo · 26th November 2012, 01:36

He certainly is good at rubbing it in.

"So Rafa how do you feel about the fans of your new club already hating you?"
"Well I was concentra..."
"No you don't understand, they booed you and shouted abuse at you. Doesn't that make you feel like shit? I mean you must feel like a total loser right now."
"...."
"I have a gun here for you, if you want to commit suicide in front of the camera, that would be great."

Devil may care · 26th November 2012, 01:43

Quote:

Originally Posted by Liam147

I fucking hate the wanker. The way he says "that was absolutely awful" - wanker. "I can tell you virtually the entire crowd was booing you." - wanker. Then the third time! "But seriously, what are you gonna do? You gonna cry Rafa? Eh? You gonna cry, you fat knacker? Go on. Cry for Shreevsy."

He was pushing that issue before the match but the post-match hammering was worse, kinda like "I told you so!"

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25th April 2012, 19:12	#161 (permalink)
Aint gota Kalou Reserve Team Player Join Date: Sep 2010 Posts: 2,644	He punched Maloney the other day and tried to appeal....

25th April 2012, 19:14	#163 (permalink)
FreakyJim Reserve Team Player Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: SolarX Posts: 4,032	the plot thickens

25th April 2012, 19:22	#166 (permalink)
Trionz Banned Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Jack of All Trades Posts: 8,588	So does he know yet that he is not going to play in finals?

25th April 2012, 19:23	#167 (permalink)
Hectic Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Mike Phelan WILL kill you. Posts: 64,853	Yes. Shreeves had Ivanovic's cat tatooed with a map of Germany on it, with a giant X covering Munich.

25th April 2012, 19:28	#168 (permalink)
Trionz Banned Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Jack of All Trades Posts: 8,588	That..Oh my..That's just innovative. Just that i would assume Ivanovic will consider that 'X' as a target, rather than a NoNo.

25th April 2012, 20:51	#171 (permalink)
vuc First Team Serb Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Северна Страна Posts: 9,341	Hectic, you give Shreeves way too much credit. It might have been his who did that instead.

25th April 2012, 22:13	#175 (permalink)
vuc First Team Serb Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Северна Страна Posts: 9,341	Oh come on now, don't go crushing me like Shreeves did my countryman you cruel man.

25th April 2012, 22:56	#176 (permalink)
I'm always right Banned Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Mêlée Island Posts: 15,933	Shreeves: "Bastian, you have just reached the Champions League Final and I think what everyone out there would like to know is, how does it feel to know your country caused the Holocaust?" DISCLAIMER: STOLEN JOKE

26th April 2012, 13:57	#178 (permalink)
Moyespopper Lowering the tone since 2006 Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, think I'm heading home! Posts: 54,122	Probably already posted but I lol'd “We’ve got Shaun Wright-Phillips here. Shaun, great goal today. What does it feel like to be adopted?”

26th April 2012, 15:23	#181 (permalink)
Adam-Utd First Team Sub Join Date: Sep 2010 Posts: 5,977	The way he sucks him in with the "where you booked for the penalty? " Then slams him with the "YOU WERE BOOKED, YOU MISS THE FINAL "

29th April 2012, 20:25	#183 (permalink)
Maciek Arrogant prick who is best ignored Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 'Sometimes you look in a field and you see a cow and you think it's a better cow than the one you've got in your own field. It's a fact, right? And it never really works out that way. It’s probably the same cow and not as good as your own cow.' Posts: 10,721	Geoff Shreeves on THAT Ivanovic interview He said he had wanted to clarify whether or not Ivanovic had been booked.

26th November 2012, 00:26	#185 (permalink)
kps88 First Team Regular Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 12,203	Check out the Rafa thread.

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26th November 2012, 00:47	#187 (permalink)
EvilChuck First Team Sub Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: The Bunker Posts: 6,602	He's relentless

26th November 2012, 00:53	#188 (permalink)
Hernandez - BFA Reserve Team Player Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: Enough of these dubstep jokes - just drop it! Posts: 4,432	Fucking hell I actually felt sorry a bit for Rafa there.

26th November 2012, 00:55	#189 (permalink)
Agent Red First Team Sub Join Date: Apr 2011 Posts: 6,009	Unbelievably good

26th November 2012, 00:56	#190 (permalink)
Skywarden First Team Sub Join Date: May 2009 Location: Sweden Posts: 5,425	He should have told him to get fuck. What a prick! "I can guarantee you..." No stopping him, eh?

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26th November 2012, 01:02	#192 (permalink)
Nick 0208 Ldn News 24 Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: "I'd also like to remind you that we've had bad times here. The club stood by me. All my staff stood by me. The players stood by me. So your job now is to stand by our new manager. That is important. " Posts: 15,480	Has Sgreeves always been like this or is this doorstepping style of questioning a recent thing? It seems to be worse than it was. Rafa was more dignified there then the situation deserved IMO. What was the answer Shreeves was looking for, that Beniez was absolutely delighted with the reception he received? To call Chelsea fans a bunch of spoilt brats?

26th November 2012, 01:09	#193 (permalink)
Liam147 Will vomit on you if you roofie him. Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: "I wonder when the darkest hour is?" Posts: 13,683	I fucking hate the wanker. The way he says "that was absolutely awful" - wanker. "I can tell you virtually the entire crowd was booing you." - wanker. Then the third time! "But seriously, what are you gonna do? You gonna cry Rafa? Eh? You gonna cry, you fat knacker? Go on. Cry for Shreevsy."

26th November 2012, 01:10	#194 (permalink)
Broyphs No Lifer Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Commas are important. "Come on, Barbie, let's go party" is much less sinister than "Come on Barbie, let's go party" Posts: 33,103	Shreeves has become that cunt that's renowned by people for doing one shitty thing, and he's determined to play up to it.

26th November 2012, 01:13	#195 (permalink)
WR Formerly Wayne_Rooney Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 11,676	Fuck that was awkward to watch. Did he have to put it so damn bluntly?

26th November 2012, 01:16	#196 (permalink)
peterstorey Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: I've dealt with RiP being injured for 8 seasons - it's your problem now. Posts: 29,932	The justification is: 'that's the question the fans want me to ask'. No we don't, you jumped-up cunt, even those of us who hate Chelsea.

26th November 2012, 01:28	#197 (permalink)
ArmchairCritic No Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: I am not a liberator. Liberators do not exist. The people liberate themselves. Posts: 9,873	He's a prick that Shreeves.

26th November 2012, 01:35	#198 (permalink)
Tomuś Nani is crap, I tell you! Join Date: Oct 2011 Location: Świdnik Posts: 2,324	He sounded purposely, as if he was well aware of the tragic comedy he caused with his post-Camp Nou interview. This time he went over the top as it wasn't even funny but literally sick.

26th November 2012, 01:36	#199 (permalink)
NoLogo First Team Sub Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Sea wihtin a sea. Posts: 6,165	He certainly is good at rubbing it in. "So Rafa how do you feel about the fans of your new club already hating you?" "Well I was concentra..." "No you don't understand, they booed you and shouted abuse at you. Doesn't that make you feel like shit? I mean you must feel like a total loser right now." "...." "I have a gun here for you, if you want to commit suicide in front of the camera, that would be great."