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Old 20th July 2008, 09:53   #1 (permalink)
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Simon Jordan blasts Ronaldo, Blatter and Platini

as much as this guy annoys me you've got to love him for this...

EXCLUSIVE by AIDAN MAGEE

SIMON JORDAN today delivers the most damning verdict ever on the crumbling state of the beautiful game.

In an explosive, no-holds barred exclusive interview, the controversial Crystal Palace chairman fires both barrels at Cristiano Ronaldo, Frank Lampard, Coleen Rooney, Sepp Blatter, Michel Platini, greedy agents and even long-suffering football fans.

Jordan has finally decided to walk out on football as the game descends into a bickering war over players’ inflated contracts, lack of loyalty, greed, corruption and arrogance — culminating in Manchester United superstar Ronaldo’s absurd claim that he is being treated 'like a slave'.

As the angry 40-year-old multi-millionaire businessman prepared to sell his Championship club to the highest bidder, he:

BRANDED Ronaldo a 'silly little boy' who should be made to do as he’s told.

INSISTED Chelsea star Lampard is not worth £150,000 a week.

ACCUSED FIFA president Sepp Blatter of being a 'bloody idiot'.

BLASTED UEFA chief Michel Platini’s incredible arrogance.

SLAUGHTERED Wayne Rooney’s showbiz WAG Coleen McLoughlin’s image as a role model, claiming she is just a plain little girl from Liverpool.

VILIFIED soccer agents as being 'nasty, evil, pointless scum'.

“The reality is that football is a bulls*** world - an insidious, insipid, egotistical, greedy, self-motivated game,” stormed Jordan.

“And the problem is that NOBODY is going to change that.

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“You read on the front pages of newspapers about people unable to sell their homes and heading for the bread line - but you read on the back pages about footballers turning down £150,000-a-week offers!

“If you get 60,000 people singing your name every week, you lose touch with reality.

“Footballers live on an island called ‘Football World’ where everything they do is right and everything that is said about them is wrong.”

Ronaldo has infuriated Jordan with his constant hankering to quit Old Trafford and sign for Real Madrid — despite still having four years left on his Old Trafford contract.

And Jordan declared: “The Ronaldo thing is about the fact he wants to go to Spain.

“But I’m sorry, little boy, you signed a five-year contract and you’re going to do as you’re told.

“He can sulk and pout and sit there with his earplugs in, looking pretty, for as long as he wants.

“But if he’s not playing first team football for United, he’s going nowhere - so he’ll pretty soon come in line, get back in the team and will be doing as he’s told.”

FIFA chief Blatter - the most powerful football man on the planet — infuriated Old Trafford boss Sir Alex Ferguson by insisting United were treating £120,000-a-week Ronaldo like a slave, an incredible comment which the Portuguese winker agreed with.

And Jordan added: “One thing that should change is the football establishment’s attitude towards footballers.

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“If Sepp Blatter said what he said then he’s a bloody fool.”

Jordan is also disgusted that Chelsea’s England midfield star Lampard, 30, is continuing to hold out for a mammoth £150,000-a-week deal at Chelsea.

“There is not a footballer or any kind of sportsman on the planet worth £150,000-a-week,” he said. “I can tell you a few surgeons who are - but no sportsman.

“The more I watch this ‘Planet Football’ and see the back pages dominate the front pages and people like Coleen McLoughlin - who is just a plain little girl from Liverpool - set up as role models, I think to myself: ‘What the hell is going on?’

“Michel Platini is going in front of the European Union to identify six sports which should have a special exclusion from human rights.

“But I look at it as another example of how arrogant football is - that it thinks it is above everything else.

“It thinks it’s above every other worker and industry in the world - because it’s football.


“When I leave football you will never see me involved in another club.

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“The moment the door of Selhurst Park hits me on the a***, I will not be coming back.”

Jordan admits being disillusioned with the game even before he was pushed over the edge by an FA tribunal’s decision to award Palace just £700,000 compensation for youth player John Bostock following his controversial transfer to Tottenham last month.

Jordan has become one of the most outspoken personalities in football since buying Palace out of administration eight years ago at the age of 32, which made him the youngest chairman in the Football League.

He made around £40m after selling his firm The Pocket Phone Shop to the Carphone Warehouse and immediately pledged to have the South London club back in the Premier League within five years.

But it did not take long for him to grow tired of the way football is run.

He directed plenty of his venom at players’ agents, who he believes are responsible for many of the ills of the modern game.

With Jordan now spending most of his time at his villa in Marbella, the Palace chairman leaves all transfer negotiations to chief executive Phil Alexander and director Kevin Watts.

“Agents are nasty scum,” he said. “They’re evil and divisive and pointless.

“They only survive because the rest of the sport is so corrupt and because leading football club people employ their sons in the job.

Power

“In my opinion, no owner in their right mind would willingly invite an average agent into his academy, any more than a brothel owner would let a syphilitic nutter into his whorehouse.

“If an agent does a good job for me then I will pay him - but I don’t deal with players’ agents or agents employed by other clubs.”

But, amazingly, Jordan also took a pop at the long-suffering fans who have to dip further into their deep pockets every time a player agrees a new contract.

He insists the fans’ expectations increase the pressure on clubs to go after the best players and that in turn, hands all the power to the men in the dressing room.

“The public keep on chanting players’ names and wanting better players,” he said.

“The only time they’ve had enough is when the players play badly.

“Fans wonder why they have to pay £50 for a kit for their son - but the price is that because they’ve been clamouring for their better players.”




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Old 20th July 2008, 09:58   #2 (permalink)
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I always take news articles seriously when they list things out in CAPITAL LETTERS in order of the most shocking.
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Old 20th July 2008, 10:07   #3 (permalink)
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i dont like him much, but what he said is bang on, and fair play to him
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Old 20th July 2008, 10:11   #4 (permalink)
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Old 20th July 2008, 10:13   #5 (permalink)
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He speaks his mind....all power to him.
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Old 20th July 2008, 10:24   #6 (permalink)
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The most dangerous place in England is in between Simon Jordan and a TV camera.

I can't remember a more publicity hungry football club owner.
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Old 20th July 2008, 10:29   #7 (permalink)
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He's not far wrong apart from the bit about Colleen. Nothing wrong with being a plain jane. Rather her than Victoria (look at me) Beckham. Just a shame she doesn't help other plain janes have a better life by parting with some of her wads on helping them get out of the rut she could've easily been in herself.
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Old 20th July 2008, 10:52   #8 (permalink)
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simon jordan = 1 FLASH CHUNT
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Old 20th July 2008, 11:19   #9 (permalink)
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jordan is a fucking twat, makes some good comments other than the classless and pointless commoent about Colleen.
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Old 20th July 2008, 11:22   #10 (permalink)
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Old 20th July 2008, 11:39   #11 (permalink)
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She should've kept it calm about Wayne's girl. A plain little firl from liver pool actually is a good role model than most of the wags out there.
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Old 20th July 2008, 11:42   #12 (permalink)
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agreed with pretty much all of it
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Old 20th July 2008, 11:58   #13 (permalink)
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I like him, he's quite right about this whole stuff.

I like "arrogance" comment on Platini, dead on.
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Old 20th July 2008, 12:04   #14 (permalink)
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She should've kept it calm about Wayne's girl. A plain little firl from liver pool actually is a good role model than most of the wags out there.
Good role model?

She seems like a nice girl but that's about it.

She took him back after he banged that disgusting old whore but i'm not sure that makes her a good role model.
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Old 20th July 2008, 12:22   #15 (permalink)
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I like him. Harsh words, but fair
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Old 20th July 2008, 12:34   #16 (permalink)
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well said. She probably is a nice girl but I hate how she's made a career based on the fact she's the wife of Rooney. There's something lame about that

He's right and people like Blatter should be sort out agents. They're a menace and unfortunately some footballers let the agent run the show
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Old 20th July 2008, 12:34   #17 (permalink)
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Top class interview, in fairness.
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Old 20th July 2008, 12:38   #18 (permalink)
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A lot of what Simon Jordon says is pretty spot on.

It's actually refreshing to hear someone on the inside of football giving a few home truths.

It won't change anything mind.
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Old 20th July 2008, 17:30   #19 (permalink)
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I agree with all of it except he should leave Colleen Rooney alone.
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Old 20th July 2008, 18:22   #20 (permalink)
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How the fuck can a footballers wife be a role model. A role model for what, being a wife... of a footballer?
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Old 20th July 2008, 18:27   #21 (permalink)
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I hate Jordan he is a sleazeball. I agree with most of it though unfortunately.
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Coleen seems alright, better than the other 'WAGS' out there.
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i dont like him much, but what he said is bang on, and fair play to him
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Jordan's a hypocrite, he knows why he's a hypocrite too and should really be careful what he says before it all comes back to bite him in the arse.
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spot on Simon, except for the rant about colleen. But she shouldn't be a role model either. what exactly has she done to be a role model?
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very sour grapes
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If no one takes any notice of him he dissapears, an that is his greatest fear.
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