Squeeky Bum Sunday

duffer · 9th May 2008, 19:46

I'm nervous already.

My predictions?

Wigan 0-0 Manchester United

Chelsea 1-1 Bolton

I get horribly drunk regardless.

a_devil_inside · 9th May 2008, 19:53

Chelsea win 3-0
United win 2-1

Nick 0208 Ldn · 9th May 2008, 20:42

I'd love it if that was how Sky had chosen to promote the the final day of the season.

Squeaky Bum Sunday > Grand Slam Sunday

francobaresi · 9th May 2008, 20:48

No way. Chelsea will fucking batter Bolton. We have to win

Vidicious · 9th May 2008, 20:50

I shittin it.

Head over heart says:

United 1-1 Wigan
Chelsea 3-0 Bolton

RedNome · 9th May 2008, 20:53

There hasn't been an hour this week where I haven't thought about the game.

Each time that has happened a little knot forms in my stomach.

Count Duckula · 9th May 2008, 20:53

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vidicious

I shittin it.

Head over heart says:

United 1-1 Wigan
Chelsea 3-0 Bolton

Really?

You genuinly think that, all things taken into consideration and a reasoned judgement made, that we'll draw away to Wigan?

How on Earth could we be top of the Premiership if we're odds-on to drop points at the JJB?

DoctorEvil · 9th May 2008, 20:54

I think:

Chelsea - Bolton : an easy 2-0 win
Wigan - United : we will manage to get a narrow win, 0-1 or 1-2.

It will be a stressful day. Maybe its good that I wont be able to watch the games. I will probably have to wait a good few hours before finding if we are champions or not

McLovin · 9th May 2008, 20:55

I just want the game to start !

Sunday can't come any faster ..

IhabX7 · 9th May 2008, 20:57

Tomorrow i will say "its tomorrow". Its soon then.

We will win, Chelsea won't. Thats heart.
We will win, Cheslsea will win too. Thats head.

Vidicious · 9th May 2008, 20:59

Quote:

Originally Posted by Count Duckula

Really?

You genuinly think that, all things taken into consideration and a reasoned judgement made, that we'll draw away to Wigan?

How on Earth could we be top of the Premiership if we're odds-on to drop points at the JJB?

West Ham had nothing to play for in 96 and they still screwed us, and all this 'Wigan will lie down for us' being supported by the media will just spur on the Wigan players even greater IMO.

Football is a funny game some say. I wouldnt rule out anything happening on sunday, but it was always between us and Arsenal while Chelsea quietly went about their ways, and it wouldnt suprise me if those jammy cunts stole it on sunday.

Raven_Blade · 9th May 2008, 21:00

Its gonna be one hell of a day in the Premier League. I can see goals swinging the advantage from way to another until the final whistle. Hopefully we will emerge victorious.

ThatOldRedMagic · 9th May 2008, 21:03

Is it better now, before the game, to live with uncertainty and anxiety, but to entertain a real hope of success; or afterwards, with the possibility of despair and bitter disappointment in the full and awful knowledge of defeat?

Where would you rather be?

KingEric7 · 9th May 2008, 21:04

Quote:

Originally Posted by duffer

I'm nervous already.

My predictions?

Wigan 0-0 Manchester United

Chelsea 1-1 Bolton

I get horribly drunk regardless.

I don't think my heart would survive that.

Donado · 9th May 2008, 21:12

Wigan-Utd...1-2

Chelsea-Bolton...4-0

Keane16 · 9th May 2008, 21:15

Chelsea 2-0 Bolton....easy.

I'm fairly relaxed about our match to be honest. Clearly, Wigan are going to score first, absolutely no question about that. Then it'll be a rollercoaster all the way, and that's absolutely fine by me. I'll just sit back and enjoy it. It's going to be a great day.

Wigan 2-3 Utd.

What more could anyone want?

Gazza · 9th May 2008, 21:16

Chelsea will win easily, 5-1 maybe.

Not gonna make a prediction for the champions' match.

Donado · 9th May 2008, 21:17

There's no way Bolton will even come close to scoring.

MUFCgal · 9th May 2008, 21:24

2-0 or 3-0 to us against Wigan.

Chelsea to beat Bolton 1-0.

Donado · 9th May 2008, 21:38

Wigan can be party poopers when it comes to these crunch games(for the opposing side)The bastards scared me for a bit two seasons ago in the last game at Highbury.

Wes · 9th May 2008, 21:38

Bolton've been out on the piss all week celebrating, Chelski'll walk that game.

Us, we get an early goal, and thats the game won. Longer it goes without us scoring, the more heart-attacks I'll have. I'm confident enough on us winning regardless.

GE · 9th May 2008, 21:55

Wigan 1-4 United
Chelsea 3-0 Bolton

kishankhagram · 9th May 2008, 22:10

Quote:

Originally Posted by Keane16

Chelsea 2-0 Bolton....easy.

I'm fairly relaxed about our match to be honest. Clearly, Wigan are going to score first, absolutely no question about that. Then it'll be a rollercoaster all the way, and that's absolutely fine by me. I'll just sit back and enjoy it. It's going to be a great day.

Wigan 2-3 Utd.

What more could anyone want?

peterstorey · 9th May 2008, 22:46

Quote:

Originally Posted by Keane16

I'm fairly relaxed about our match to be honest. Clearly, Wigan are going to score first, absolutely no question about that. Then it'll be a rollercoaster all the way, and that's absolutely fine by me. I'll just sit back and enjoy it. It's going to be a great day.

Wigan 2-3 Utd.

What more could anyone want?

Ah, Mr Keane an interesting little self-deception you're playing there - spelling out your big fear and fantasising about how it might be overcome. Dr Pogue will be along to see you shortly (when he's changed his trousers).

reddevilcanada · 9th May 2008, 23:39

I can see us going behind and getting a little bit of scare like the game at Goodison last season, but doing it the hard way is our specialty, we'll get the win I'm fucking certain of this and I don't give a shit how Chelsea will do, they've already bribed the necessary people with the dirty russian money.

Bilbo · 10th May 2008, 00:02

I actually fancy Bolton could get something from that game. They are more likely to park the bus than Wigan are.

Bruce obviously has United connections, and while I don't think for a minute that he'll send his side out to roll over, I'm also convinced he will give Ferguson respect by not putting 9 men behind the ball

Redlambs · 10th May 2008, 00:05

United will hit them with an onslaught early on, just like the West Ham game.

Anything less and I'll need lots of fresh underwear.

Chris H · 10th May 2008, 00:19

Quote:

Originally Posted by McLovin

I just want the game to start !

Sunday can't come any faster ..

Seconded. I've been ready for several days now.

REd FUn DevIl · 10th May 2008, 00:21

The good thing is we can focus on ourselves as the games all start at the same time. Its better to concentrate when you know that you just need to win. Imagine the nerves at Chelsea thinking about our game all the time, how can you play when you know no matter how hard you try it isnt in your hands.

Steev · 10th May 2008, 00:27

Quote:

Originally Posted by Keane16

Chelsea 2-0 Bolton....easy.

I'm fairly relaxed about our match to be honest. Clearly, Wigan are going to score first, absolutely no question about that. Then it'll be a rollercoaster all the way, and that's absolutely fine by me. I'll just sit back and enjoy it. It's going to be a great day.

Wigan 2-3 Utd.

What more could anyone want?

That's a little Fergie catchphrase you've thrown in there, is it not?

IBleedRed · 10th May 2008, 00:45

I hope were up 3-0 at halftime
and chelsea are still 0-0
then avram can tell them the score during the break and really depress them

be fun to watch them sulk back onto the field for the second half

Rowem · 10th May 2008, 00:49

I'm not concerned at all. We'll easily beat Wigan. That said, I do reckon there will be a 10-15 minute period when Chelsea are top of the table.

I'm really looking forward to it. There is a real loud mouth Chelsea prick who always turns up at my SU bar. I'm looking forward to giving him a mouthful again and, if drunk enough, I'll probably look to start a fight. That's the end of the season I've been waiting for all year!!

DocRockter · 10th May 2008, 01:07

All I wish is that we are able to score an early goal.. is that too much to ask????

9th May 2008, 19:46	#1 (permalink)
duffer Reserve Team Player Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Chelsea fan. Posts: 2,017	Squeeky Bum Sunday I'm nervous already. My predictions? Wigan 0-0 Manchester United Chelsea 1-1 Bolton I get horribly drunk regardless.

9th May 2008, 19:53	#2 (permalink)
a_devil_inside Big footed hermaphrodite Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Little Britain Posts: 23,222	Chelsea win 3-0 United win 2-1

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Nick 0208 Ldn First Team Sub Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Britannia ~ For a more enlightened view of the world, listen to the BBC World Service, see http://www.bbcworldservice.com Posts: 5,728	I'd love it if that was how Sky had chosen to promote the the final day of the season. Squeaky Bum Sunday > Grand Slam Sunday

9th May 2008, 20:48	#4 (permalink)
francobaresi Sleep inducing poster Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 4,490	No way. Chelsea will fucking batter Bolton. We have to win

9th May 2008, 20:50	#5 (permalink)
Vidicious Flop Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Desailly is a God. Posts: 1,414	I shittin it. Head over heart says: United 1-1 Wigan Chelsea 3-0 Bolton

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RedNome Cnut Rating: 9(conservative) Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Well, here we are in a room with two manky hookers and a racist dwarf. Posts: 10,469	There hasn't been an hour this week where I haven't thought about the game. Each time that has happened a little knot forms in my stomach.

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DoctorEvil Reserve Team Player Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: "ut biberent, quando esse nollent " (if they will not eat, then they will drink) -- Publius Claudius Pulcher Posts: 822	I think: Chelsea - Bolton : an easy 2-0 win Wigan - United : we will manage to get a narrow win, 0-1 or 1-2. It will be a stressful day. Maybe its good that I wont be able to watch the games. I will probably have to wait a good few hours before finding if we are champions or not

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McLovin Bites pillows thinking of John Terry Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Beirut for the summer; Montreal usually. Posts: 1,568	I just want the game to start ! Sunday can't come any faster ..

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IhabX7 Reserve Team Player Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 1,650	Tomorrow i will say "its tomorrow". Its soon then. We will win, Chelsea won't. Thats heart. We will win, Cheslsea will win too. Thats head.

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Raven_Blade Attention Whoring Common Crow Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Earth. Milky Way Galaxy. Posts: 13,738	Its gonna be one hell of a day in the Premier League. I can see goals swinging the advantage from way to another until the final whistle. Hopefully we will emerge victorious.

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ThatOldRedMagic Reserve Team Player Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Diss, Norfolk Posts: 959	Is it better now, before the game, to live with uncertainty and anxiety, but to entertain a real hope of success; or afterwards, with the possibility of despair and bitter disappointment in the full and awful knowledge of defeat? Where would you rather be?

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Donado Caf Vigilante Join Date: May 2003 Location: Goes it so. Posts: 11,026	Wigan-Utd...1-2 Chelsea-Bolton...4-0

9th May 2008, 21:15	#16 (permalink)
Keane16 Redcafe Minister for Guinness Therapy Join Date: May 2003 Location: Eugene, are you even listening to me? Posts: 14,347	Chelsea 2-0 Bolton....easy. I'm fairly relaxed about our match to be honest. Clearly, Wigan are going to score first, absolutely no question about that. Then it'll be a rollercoaster all the way, and that's absolutely fine by me. I'll just sit back and enjoy it. It's going to be a great day. Wigan 2-3 Utd. What more could anyone want?

9th May 2008, 21:16	#17 (permalink)
Gazza Magic Carpet Pilot Join Date: Jul 2000 Location: "The great thing about United, as a result of Matt Busby, is that they have a philosophy of a club that is very discernable. You know what Manchester United stand for." Posts: 24,304	Chelsea will win easily, 5-1 maybe. Not gonna make a prediction for the champions' match.

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Donado Caf Vigilante Join Date: May 2003 Location: Goes it so. Posts: 11,026	There's no way Bolton will even come close to scoring.

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MUFCgal Reserve Team Player Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Belfast,Northern Ireland Posts: 3,086	2-0 or 3-0 to us against Wigan. Chelsea to beat Bolton 1-0.

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Donado Caf Vigilante Join Date: May 2003 Location: Goes it so. Posts: 11,026	Wigan can be party poopers when it comes to these crunch games(for the opposing side)The bastards scared me for a bit two seasons ago in the last game at Highbury.

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Wes Brown is no God Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Dublin, in the Irish Republic Posts: 7,104	Bolton've been out on the piss all week celebrating, Chelski'll walk that game. Us, we get an early goal, and thats the game won. Longer it goes without us scoring, the more heart-attacks I'll have. I'm confident enough on us winning regardless.

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GE Captain Rio Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Greater Manchester Posts: 7,931	Wigan 1-4 United Chelsea 3-0 Bolton

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reddevilcanada First Team Sub Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 9,175	I can see us going behind and getting a little bit of scare like the game at Goodison last season, but doing it the hard way is our specialty, we'll get the win I'm fucking certain of this and I don't give a shit how Chelsea will do, they've already bribed the necessary people with the dirty russian money.

10th May 2008, 00:02	#26 (permalink)
Bilbo First Team Sub Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 5,011	I actually fancy Bolton could get something from that game. They are more likely to park the bus than Wigan are. Bruce obviously has United connections, and while I don't think for a minute that he'll send his side out to roll over, I'm also convinced he will give Ferguson respect by not putting 9 men behind the ball

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Redlambs First Team Sub Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Be careful what you reply, unless you want to be drawn with Carragher's cock up your arse... Posts: 5,714	United will hit them with an onslaught early on, just like the West Ham game. Anything less and I'll need lots of fresh underwear.

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REd FUn DevIl First Team Regular Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: I Love Sugarcult Posts: 11,614	The good thing is we can focus on ourselves as the games all start at the same time. Its better to concentrate when you know that you just need to win. Imagine the nerves at Chelsea thinking about our game all the time, how can you play when you know no matter how hard you try it isnt in your hands.

10th May 2008, 00:45	#31 (permalink)
IBleedRed likes to use pantyhose Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: apparently uses the term "limey" too much Posts: 3,360	I hope were up 3-0 at halftime and chelsea are still 0-0 then avram can tell them the score during the break and really depress them be fun to watch them sulk back onto the field for the second half

10th May 2008, 00:49	#32 (permalink)
Rowem Reserve Team Player Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 1,729	I'm not concerned at all. We'll easily beat Wigan. That said, I do reckon there will be a 10-15 minute period when Chelsea are top of the table. I'm really looking forward to it. There is a real loud mouth Chelsea prick who always turns up at my SU bar. I'm looking forward to giving him a mouthful again and, if drunk enough, I'll probably look to start a fight. That's the end of the season I've been waiting for all year!!

10th May 2008, 01:07	#33 (permalink)
DocRockter Reserve Team Player Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Finland Posts: 858	All I wish is that we are able to score an early goal.. is that too much to ask????