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Old 27th September 2011, 23:05   #1 (permalink)
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Old 27th September 2011, 23:08   #2 (permalink)
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Old 27th September 2011, 23:09   #3 (permalink)
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Old 27th September 2011, 23:11   #4 (permalink)
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Old 27th September 2011, 23:15   #5 (permalink)
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Old 27th September 2011, 23:16   #6 (permalink)
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Old 27th September 2011, 23:19   #7 (permalink)
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Old 27th September 2011, 23:21   #8 (permalink)
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Mancini: In this day and age, what the fuck is this world coming to? I can't believe this, prejudice against - a moaning Argie - prejudice against Italians.

Tevez: Why don't you go fuck yourself, Roberto?

Mancini: How am I meant to know you're kidding? What you mean, you're kidding? You breaking my fuckin' balls?

Mancini: You mean, let me understand this cause, ya know maybe it's me, I'm a little fucked up maybe, but I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to fuckin' amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?

Mancini: You know Carlos, you're a fuckin' mumbling stuttering little fuck. You know that?

(All from Goodfellas, take your pick)
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Old 27th September 2011, 23:22   #9 (permalink)
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Old 27th September 2011, 23:27   #10 (permalink)
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Old 27th September 2011, 23:39   #11 (permalink)
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Old 27th September 2011, 23:41   #12 (permalink)
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Old 27th September 2011, 23:59   #14 (permalink)
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Old 28th September 2011, 00:00   #15 (permalink)
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Goodfellas quotes, Godfather quotes? Surely something from Scarface would be more apt?
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Old 28th September 2011, 00:28   #16 (permalink)
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Old 28th September 2011, 00:44   #17 (permalink)
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Old 28th September 2011, 00:47   #18 (permalink)
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Old 28th September 2011, 03:07   #21 (permalink)
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Old 28th September 2011, 03:13   #22 (permalink)
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Old 28th September 2011, 09:47   #24 (permalink)
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Old 28th September 2011, 09:49   #25 (permalink)
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Old 28th September 2011, 09:49   #26 (permalink)
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Old 28th September 2011, 09:55   #27 (permalink)
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Old 28th September 2011, 09:59   #28 (permalink)
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Old 28th September 2011, 10:03   #29 (permalink)
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Old 28th September 2011, 10:06   #30 (permalink)
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Old 28th September 2011, 10:35   #35 (permalink)
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