Things that will and won't happen in football in 2013

Sarni · 29th December 2012, 09:09

Will happen:

Mourinho will leave Real Madrid and move to Premier League

Guardiola will also take a job in Premier League.

QPR will to down and their owner will pull the plug, meaning they go the same path as Portsmouth.

There will be a £50m transfer.

Cavani, Falcao and Hulk will move to new clubs.

There will be a shocking transfer to a Russian club, someone very high profile to Zenit/Anzhi.

Ronaldo will sign a new Madrid deal.

Two or three Borussia first-team players will leave.

Messi will break his 91-goal record.

Won't happen:

Ronaldo won't score more than 50 goals in a season.

Liverpool won't sack Rodgers.

Benitez won't leave Chelsea.

English team will not make a Champions League final or semi-final.

Barcelona won't win Champions League.

Cal won't admit that Messi is superior to Ronaldo.

Top · 29th December 2012, 09:12

Someone will score a goal for a club.

Sarni · 29th December 2012, 09:14

That might happen.

ghaliboy · 29th December 2012, 09:15

Cavani won't leave.

United Fan 101 · 29th December 2012, 09:21

On his birthday in 2013, Sir Alex will still be Manchester United manager.

SiYuan · 29th December 2012, 09:50

The double negative is confusing me.

So Ronaldo will score more than 50 goals and Cal will suck on Messi's little toes?

Sarni · 29th December 2012, 09:56

Quote:

Originally Posted by SiYuan

The double negative is confusing me.

So Ronaldo will score more than 50 goals and Cal will suck on Messi's little toes?

There's no double negative in any of those sentences.

Ish84045 · 29th December 2012, 10:11

Platini will criticize the EPL

SER19 · 29th December 2012, 12:12

United will win the league, with two games to spare.

Liverpool player makes accusation of racism at zenit, causing headlines for a couple of weeks.

Guardiola will become the new united manager... i really hope not but i feel ferguson will go this time. all the people who have cursed him endlessly this season will declare him a legend and say he cant be replaced.

mancini will get sacked at the end of the season or early in new season.

one of citys bigger names will leave in the summer, possibly aguero.

scholes will retire again

united will get a run of clean sheets with evans and vidic at the back, in a crucial run of games.

a blip in feb/march will shorten our lead at the top and there will be widespread condemnation of the team with many likening it to last season and stating that we havent learned our lesson. ferguson will take most of the blame.

Sixpence · 29th December 2012, 13:41

Tony Cascarino will be a complete fuckwit.

snootyjim · 29th December 2012, 13:43

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sarni

There's no double negative in any of those sentences.

Given that you've titled the section "Won't happen:" they effectively all are.

stubie1234 · 29th December 2012, 13:46

Joey Barton will change his ways!

The White Pele · 29th December 2012, 13:58

Ferguson, Scholes and Giggs will retire.

Manchester United will win number 20.

Mancini will be sacked.

Mourinho and Guardiola will both start next season in the PL.

Suarez will put in a transfer request at Liverpool.

Bale will leave Spurs if they fail to reach the top 4.

England will fail to finish top of their qualifying group.

Cleverley makes real progress and becomes a recognised starter for United and England.

Decotron · 29th December 2012, 14:17

Quote:

Originally Posted by The White Pele

Ferguson, Scholes and Giggs will retire.

Manchester United will win number 20.

Mancini will be sacked.

Mourinho and Guardiola will both start next season in the PL.

Suarez will put in a transfer request at Liverpool.

Bale will leave Spurs if they fail to reach the top 4.

England will fail to finish top of their qualifying group.

Cleverley makes real progress and becomes a recognised starter for United and England.

Em that happened this year?

The White Pele · 29th December 2012, 14:42

Quote:

Originally Posted by Decotron

Em that happened this year?

Yeah but I think he'll go up another notch this year.

29th December 2012, 09:09	#1 (permalink)
Sarni nice guy, unassuming, objective United fan. Thinks hes intelligent though. Nutter Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Krakow Posts: 25,813	Things that will and won't happen in football in 2013 Will happen: Mourinho will leave Real Madrid and move to Premier League Guardiola will also take a job in Premier League. QPR will to down and their owner will pull the plug, meaning they go the same path as Portsmouth. There will be a £50m transfer. Cavani, Falcao and Hulk will move to new clubs. There will be a shocking transfer to a Russian club, someone very high profile to Zenit/Anzhi. Ronaldo will sign a new Madrid deal. Two or three Borussia first-team players will leave. Messi will break his 91-goal record. Won't happen: Ronaldo won't score more than 50 goals in a season. Liverpool won't sack Rodgers. Benitez won't leave Chelsea. English team will not make a Champions League final or semi-final. Barcelona won't win Champions League. Cal won't admit that Messi is superior to Ronaldo.

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29th December 2012, 09:12	#2 (permalink)
Top Admin Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Denmark Posts: 8,356	Someone will score a goal for a club.

29th December 2012, 09:14	#3 (permalink)
Sarni nice guy, unassuming, objective United fan. Thinks hes intelligent though. Nutter Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Krakow Posts: 25,813	That might happen.

29th December 2012, 09:15	#4 (permalink)
ghaliboy First Team Sub Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Sydchester Posts: 7,247	Cavani won't leave.

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United Fan 101 Holds a Ph.D. in Football Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Wembley 1968 Posts: 1,560	On his birthday in 2013, Sir Alex will still be Manchester United manager.

29th December 2012, 09:50	#6 (permalink)
SiYuan Cafe Grandmaster 2008 Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Where Crouch is a Midget. Posts: 8,540	The double negative is confusing me. So Ronaldo will score more than 50 goals and Cal will suck on Messi's little toes?

29th December 2012, 10:11	#8 (permalink)
Ish84045 raisa84045 Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: "It's Carrick, you knowwww..." Posts: 4,581	Platini will criticize the EPL

29th December 2012, 12:12	#9 (permalink)
SER19 Reserve Team Player Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 2,265	United will win the league, with two games to spare. Liverpool player makes accusation of racism at zenit, causing headlines for a couple of weeks. Guardiola will become the new united manager... i really hope not but i feel ferguson will go this time. all the people who have cursed him endlessly this season will declare him a legend and say he cant be replaced. mancini will get sacked at the end of the season or early in new season. one of citys bigger names will leave in the summer, possibly aguero. scholes will retire again united will get a run of clean sheets with evans and vidic at the back, in a crucial run of games. a blip in feb/march will shorten our lead at the top and there will be widespread condemnation of the team with many likening it to last season and stating that we havent learned our lesson. ferguson will take most of the blame.

29th December 2012, 13:41	#10 (permalink)
Sixpence Erroneously Promoted Join Date: Nov 2012 Location: N.Wales Posts: 3,561	Tony Cascarino will be a complete fuckwit.

29th December 2012, 13:46	#12 (permalink)
stubie1234 First Team Sub Join Date: May 2009 Location: Gentlemen! Let's broaden our minds. Lawrence! Posts: 7,732	Joey Barton will change his ways!

29th December 2012, 13:58	#13 (permalink)
The White Pele Reserve Team Player Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Paul Scholes loves trees Posts: 1,961	Ferguson, Scholes and Giggs will retire. Manchester United will win number 20. Mancini will be sacked. Mourinho and Guardiola will both start next season in the PL. Suarez will put in a transfer request at Liverpool. Bale will leave Spurs if they fail to reach the top 4. England will fail to finish top of their qualifying group. Cleverley makes real progress and becomes a recognised starter for United and England.