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Old 19th February 2012, 17:26   #321 (permalink)
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It's time for one of King Kenny's inspiring half-time team talks:

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Old 19th February 2012, 17:30   #322 (permalink)
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I'm bored at this half time break and decided to create a team that could compete in the top half of the premiership from players that were sold in the last year or so thats combined value comes to less than Andy Carroll.

Here's my side,

-----------------------Friedel (free)
O'Shea (4.5 mil) Woodgate (free) Brown (1 mil) Enrique (6 mil)
-------------------------Parker (5mil)
-------------Van De Vaart(8mil) Cabaye (4.3 mil)
Sessegnon (6 mil)---------------------------Bellamy (free)
--------------------------Saha (free)

Comes to 34.8 million, anyone else want a go?
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Old 19th February 2012, 17:33   #323 (permalink)
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Replace Saha with Ba, rest looks good.
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Old 19th February 2012, 17:34   #324 (permalink)
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Forgot about Ba, good shout.
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Old 19th February 2012, 17:37   #325 (permalink)
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It says a lot about Liverpool's strikers that both their goals have come from defenders.
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Old 19th February 2012, 17:42   #326 (permalink)
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Liverpool nearly score.
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Old 19th February 2012, 17:43   #327 (permalink)
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"You live in Brighton, you know what you are" chant by Liverpool fans seem to have created some stir on twitter, any particular reason?
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Brightons Keeper very lucky there
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Old 19th February 2012, 17:44   #329 (permalink)
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"You live in Brighton, you know what you are" chant by Liverpool fans seem to have created some stir on twitter, any particular reason?
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Old 19th February 2012, 17:45   #330 (permalink)
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Old 19th February 2012, 17:45   #331 (permalink)
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"You live in Brighton, you know what you are" chant by Liverpool fans seem to have created some stir on twitter, any particular reason?
Brighton's known for it's gay scene.
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Old 19th February 2012, 17:45   #332 (permalink)
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How's that homophobic?
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Old 19th February 2012, 17:45   #333 (permalink)
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Given (3.5 million), Friedel (Free) = Total 3.5 mil

Woodgate (Free), Ridgewell (1.2 million) Riise (2.4 million), O'Shea (4.5 million), Brown (1 million) Upson (Free)= 17.6 million

Cabaye - (4.3 million), Larsson (Free), Tiote (3,5 million), Bellamy (Free), Obertan (3 million), Romeu (4.4 mil) Reo Coker (Free) = 31.8 million

Ba (Free) Saha (Free), Holt (400k) Yakubu (2 mil?) = Change left from Carroll
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Old 19th February 2012, 17:45   #334 (permalink)
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Carroll scores.
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Old 19th February 2012, 17:46   #335 (permalink)
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How's that homophobic?
It's obvious.


Carroll scored. Bastard.
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Old 19th February 2012, 17:46   #336 (permalink)
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Brighton's known for it's gay scene.
Ah, thanks. Liverpool fans being classy again, then.
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Old 19th February 2012, 17:46   #337 (permalink)
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But he's scored against Brighton, so .... has he paid a lot of it back?
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Old 19th February 2012, 17:46   #338 (permalink)
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Carroll goal

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Old 19th February 2012, 17:46   #339 (permalink)
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But he's scored against Brighton, so .... has he paid a lot of it back?
OFC it does
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Old 19th February 2012, 17:46   #340 (permalink)
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Thats worth at least £3.50 of the fee.
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Old 19th February 2012, 17:46   #341 (permalink)
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Downing assist
Brighton are their level.
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Old 19th February 2012, 17:47   #342 (permalink)
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Worth. Every. Penny.
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Old 19th February 2012, 17:47   #344 (permalink)
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Downing gets an assist. One of the signs of the Apocalypse has come to pass.


Or at least Downing has come to pass.
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Old 19th February 2012, 17:47   #345 (permalink)
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Jimmy Krankie looks pleased on the sidelines there.
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Old 19th February 2012, 17:47   #346 (permalink)
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Old 19th February 2012, 17:47   #347 (permalink)
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£35m well spent for a goal against Brighton.

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Old 19th February 2012, 17:48   #348 (permalink)
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The beast has awakened......




.....from its drunk slumber!
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Old 19th February 2012, 17:48   #349 (permalink)
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Is that Downings first assist for Liverpool?

I guess 2 heros have risen on RAWK.
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Old 19th February 2012, 17:49   #350 (permalink)
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Glen Johnson is a truly awful defender.
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Old 19th February 2012, 17:49   #351 (permalink)
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Considering how impressed Doggy was of Downing before he had any assists, after his first assist of the season Downing must be the best winger in the world.
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Given (3.5 million), Friedel (Free) = Total 3.5 mil

Woodgate (Free), Ridgewell (1.2 million) Riise (2.4 million), O'Shea (4.5 million), Brown (1 million) Upson (Free)= 17.6 million

Cabaye - (4.3 million), Larsson (Free), Tiote (3,5 million), Bellamy (Free), Obertan (3 million), Romeu (4.4 mil) Reo Coker (Free) = 31.8 million

Ba (Free) Saha (Free), Holt (400k) Yakubu (2 mil?) = Change left from Carroll
Nicely done.
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Old 19th February 2012, 17:49   #353 (permalink)
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That's twice Lua Lua's got decent cross in. Could have scored easily.
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Old 19th February 2012, 17:50   #354 (permalink)
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Glen, Son of John, has been tortured by LuaLua tonight.
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Old 19th February 2012, 17:53   #355 (permalink)
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How's that homophobic?
brighton has the highest/2nd-highest population of homosexuals in the world
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Old 19th February 2012, 17:56   #356 (permalink)
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I'm bored at this half time break and decided to create a team that could compete in the top half of the premiership from players that were sold in the last year or so thats combined value comes to less than Andy Carroll.

Here's my side,

-----------------------Friedel (free)
O'Shea (4.5 mil) Woodgate (free) Brown (1 mil) Enrique (6 mil)
-------------------------Parker (5mil)
-------------Van De Vaart(8mil) Cabaye (4.3 mil)
Sessegnon (6 mil)---------------------------Bellamy (free)
--------------------------Saha (free)

Comes to 34.8 million, anyone else want a go?

Or if you want to make a subs bench, take VDV out and put Ba in.

-----------------------Friedel (free)
O'Shea (4.5 mil) Woodgate (free) Brown (1 mil) Enrique (6 mil)
------------- Parker (5mil)------- Cabaye (4.3 mil)
Sessegnon (6 mil)---------------------------Bellamy (free)
-------------Ba (free)-----------Saha (free)

SUBS: Gibson (2M), Onuoha (2.5M), Eagles (1.5M), Elmander (free), Hargreaves (free), Barton (free), Elmohamady (2M)
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Old 19th February 2012, 17:56   #357 (permalink)
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Given (3.5 million), Friedel (Free) = Total 3.5 mil

Woodgate (Free), Ridgewell (1.2 million) Riise (2.4 million), O'Shea (4.5 million), Brown (1 million) Upson (Free)= 17.6 million

Cabaye - (4.3 million), Larsson (Free), Tiote (3,5 million), Bellamy (Free), Obertan (3 million), Romeu (4.4 mil) Reo Coker (Free) = 31.8 million

Ba (Free) Saha (Free), Holt (400k) Yakubu (2 mil?) = Change left from Carroll
Numbers appear off...

3.5 + 9.1 (12.6) + 15.2 (27.8) + 2.4 = 30.2

But still change left from Carroll. Who to buy for 4.8m or less?
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Old 19th February 2012, 17:59   #358 (permalink)
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Old 19th February 2012, 17:59   #359 (permalink)
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Two own goals.

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Old 19th February 2012, 18:00   #360 (permalink)
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Wtf?! OG again. Same guy as the previous one.
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