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Old 23rd December 2006, 13:01   #81 (permalink)
 
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A ferret is better at arguing things on an internet forum than the chief, I reckon.
Like I said earlier. You reckon alot of things. Bullshit mainly
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Old 23rd December 2006, 13:29   #82 (permalink)
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A ferret is better at arguing things on an internet forum than the chief, I reckon.


Zinedine Zidane's better than Titus Bramble
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Old 23rd December 2006, 13:38   #83 (permalink)
 
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Zinedine Zidane's better than Titus Bramble
Go figure. In your mind you're better than Bramble. So comparing Zidane to him in your books Is very logical indeed. How sagely of you
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Old 23rd December 2006, 13:51   #84 (permalink)
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I was meant to return my coaches assesment sheets so that next year's U9s can be graded. I have since torn them up and simply emailed them to tell them that I can't possibly tell since many of them play in different positions.
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I'm Titus Bramble, and I am very hurt by some of the hurtful things that have been said here.

Merry Christmas, except to Plech.
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Old 23rd December 2006, 13:58   #86 (permalink)
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It must be true.

That cat photo had a zimmer frame in it. The same model that all Newcastle defenders have to use to keep their sponsors happy (and their defenders upright).
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Old 23rd December 2006, 13:59   #87 (permalink)
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I'm Titus Bramble and so is my wife.
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Old 23rd December 2006, 14:07   #88 (permalink)
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A ferret is better at arguing things on an internet forum than the chief, I reckon.

A ferret would give up when confronted with a dead end
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even the newbies are having a laugh:

http://www.redcafe.net/showthread.php?t=137660
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Go figure. In your mind you better than Bramble. So comapring Zidane to him your books I very logical indeed. How sagely fo you
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It must be true.

That cat photo had a zimmer frame in it. The same model that all Newcastle defenders have to use to keep their sponsors happy (and their defenders upright).
Exactly.

Mine actually is inherited from Alan Shearer.
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I was meant to return my coaches assesment sheets so that next year's U9s can be graded. I have since torn them up and simply emailed them to tell them that I can't possibly tell since many of them play in different positions.
pooh. Liar. You could have graded position by position
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Go figure. In your mind you're better than Bramble. So comparing Zidane to him in your books Is very logical indeed. How sagely of you
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Old 24th December 2006, 14:31   #94 (permalink)
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Sorry lads I can't resist:


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Rubbish. )Most of the time he makes the wrong decision.
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Sincher's spot on. He makes the wrong decision time after time.
I do think he'll mature into a great player. But by that time he'll be
playing for Madrid or Milan. I suspect if we'd bought someone like Duff
instead, we'd've missed out on some wonderful moments, but done better
as a team.
WE delve further into the comments:

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I do think he'll mature into a great player. But by that time he'll be
playing for Madrid or Milan. I suspect if we'd bought someone like Duff
instead, we'd've missed out on some wonderful moments, but done better
as a team.
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Spot on...it not only slows the play down, it frustrates his teammates.
People say, "he had no choice but to dribble, no-one made any runs into
space." Well that works both ways...if I was Scholesy, I wouldn't bust
my asthmatic lungs to make forty-yard runs when 8 times out of 10, it's
going to end up with Ronaldo being tackled, falling over, shooting from
some stupid position, or choosing the wrong pass.
Folks it doesn't end there

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The reason Rooney gets less criticism than Ronaldo is because his
football brain is far better, resulting in less frustration even when
he's not playing well, and also because of his attitude to the team.

Rooney's priorities:

1. United winning
2. Scoring
3. Screaming at/clapping the ref
4. Pies

Ronaldo's priorities:

1. Ronaldo beating loads of men and then scoring
2. Ronaldo beating lots of men
3. Ronaldo looking good
4. United winning
Then lastly the one greatest quote of them all:

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Ronaldo does not have a great footballing brain. Robben, since he's
been mentioned, has a better one than him.

The above comes from those who love to compare Zidane to Bramble. the stupidiest form of trying to come across as clever and knowledgable. always accompanying intelligent posts with their version of the swastika
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Bellends!
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You should sell it to Newcastle for £8m.

And before you say 'That's ridiculous'...


There it is again. What the fuck is it?
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I know I missed the boat in posting this as a topical comment but last weekend I was amused to note Bramble had a great game against Chelsea.

Made me think of this thread.

Just thought I would put that out there.
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Old 27th April 2007, 17:42   #99 (permalink)
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I know I missed the boat in posting this as a topical comment but last weekend I was amused to note Bramble had a great game against Chelsea.

Made me think of this thread.

Just thought I would put that out there.
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Both are/were shite
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Bramble for France
He already plays for them although due to the fact that his family has been threatened he is in the witness protection programme using the alias Jean Alain Boumsong.
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I'm begining to think this Simon Adebesi and the rubberman are one and the same, like the giant and the dwarf in twin peaks
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Ha ha. That is brilliant. Can I be the giant?
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Sorry Simon..spots taken
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Sorry Simon..spots taken
So you're the spotty one, then.
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as you wish. It matters little to me
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Old 27th April 2007, 20:09   #108 (permalink)
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I give this thread - and The Chief - a lot of credit for imagining 'bellend utopia', which, incidentally, is also the chosen theme for noodlehair's re-decoration of his bedroom.
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'Intercourse Accident' has been at it again I see.

He's being far too simplistic in suggesting that, just because 2 things function under different criteria, they are necessarily completely incommensurable. (He's obviously never seen a Lakatos reply to a Feyerabend argument.)

One way to usefully compare scientific structures of thought (or players) is to evaluate how effective they are at the positive elements of their roles - how well they fit their criteria.

Now if we assume that Titus is not meant to be the physical equivalent to the Chief's thought processes on the pitch, but is rather expected to be a competent defender, capable of going tens of minutes at a time without fucking up then the poor lad is going to score rather low. Zidane did rather well at his job for the team - and won things. This suggests that Zidane is a better footballer than Titus (something we all know) and we have successfully compared how good they are.
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