Anyone see Bear Grylis last night in his new series

bazalini · 8th October 2008, 11:03

Guy is a legend.

Drank his own piss out of a snake skin because he could not get any water.

Legend

Scholesgoals · 8th October 2008, 11:05

Ray mears would find water.

Decotron · 8th October 2008, 11:07

Dya see his eyes when he got stung by the bees ???

bazalini · 8th October 2008, 11:10

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Dya see his eyes when he got stung by the bees ???

Scary Stuff alright - I thought he was stupid when he used his coat on teh Skunk when he had the old seat cover in his bag.

That was stupid.

I was out this morning making myself a straw out of some old weed, charcoal, grass and an old jumper - It fecking worked n'all

solvista · 8th October 2008, 11:16

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Originally Posted by Scholesgoals

Ray mears would find water.

espada licks his own piss off the floor while being gang raped by family members. Bear just would live at their house.

Eyepopper · 8th October 2008, 11:18

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Originally Posted by bazalini

Drank his own piss out of a snake skin because he could not get any water.

Thats nothing I saw a guy on Dirty Sanchez drink beer out of the arsehole of another guy.....

These people, in contrast, are classed as morons!

rimaldo · 8th October 2008, 11:20

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Originally Posted by Scholesgoals

Ray mears would find water.

this is true. mears knows what he is doing. he is way better at survival type stuff. grylls is more entertaining to watch though.

robthered · 8th October 2008, 11:27

Bear Grills is a tit. I saw a programme with him once where he was using a kind of powered parachute arrangement to fly off Everest (I think it was Everest). Fair enough I thought, posh, rich boy with a new wants to fly off a mountain. Fair play.

His 'survival' series is gash though. The funniest one was where he was 'evading' gangs of kidnappers in South America. Moving stealthily through the harsh jungle environnment with his camera crew. Oh and he bit a head off a snake.

Seriously if you dropped off Mears and Grills somewhere with just a knife and the clothes they were in I know who'd come back.

solvista · 8th October 2008, 11:45

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Originally Posted by robthered

Bear Grills is a tit. I saw a programme with him once where he was using a kind of powered parachute arrangement to fly off Everest (I think it was Everest). Fair enough I thought, posh, rich boy with a new wants to fly off a mountain. Fair play.

His 'survival' series is gash though. The funniest one was where he was 'evading' gangs of kidnappers in South America. Moving stealthily through the harsh jungle environnment with his camera crew. Oh and he bit a head off a snake.

Seriously if you dropped off Mears and Grills somewhere with just a knife and the clothes they were in I know who'd come back.

So do i, mears would lead gryls camera crew back and leave that tit crying on his own in the dark.

robthered · 8th October 2008, 11:47

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Originally Posted by solvista

So do i, mears would lead gryls camera crew back and leave that tit crying on his own in the dark.

Aye. Biting animals on his own

tyrone red · 8th October 2008, 11:51

Always laugh when I look at this.

rimaldo · 8th October 2008, 11:52

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Always laugh when I look at this.

me too. those white squares slay me.

Red Hand Devil · 8th October 2008, 11:53

Anyone spot that "Gay Chubby Dating" Advert at the bottom of this page

robthered · 8th October 2008, 11:53

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me too. those white squares slay me.

Its Bear Grills. Bottom left. He's about to bite a polar bear to show who's the top Bear in the arctic.

tyrone red · 8th October 2008, 12:00

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Originally Posted by rimaldo

me too. those white squares slay me.

Sorry lads url now sorted. Damn work computers.

Stanley Road · 8th October 2008, 12:40

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Originally Posted by bazalini

Guy is a legend.

Drank his own piss out of a snake skin because he could not get any water.

Legend

Was his hotel bar shut?

rimaldo · 8th October 2008, 12:41

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Originally Posted by tyrone red

Sorry lads url now sorted. Damn work computers.

white square made me laugh more in all honesty. change it back.

dumbo · 8th October 2008, 13:43

Mears would skin him alive, cook him in wild herbs and make a hat from his pelt.

Grylis is fun to watch though in a john terry kind of way.

Decotron · 8th October 2008, 14:23

What ya's make of the other guy "Survivor Man" ? He's no camera crew at all, seems more realistic aswell.

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