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Old 4th November 2009, 04:43   #1 (permalink)
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ATT: Southern English people
Stop talking like queers, with the exception of proper Cockneys and ethic Londoners, you all sound soft as shite and do yourself no favours by drinking fizzy piss.
Start to roll your Rs and drop your Hs, stop wearing hoodies and acting chavvish if you don't have an accent to pull it off and also, 'fuck' rhymes with book and not with back.

Have some of that, you Hemel-Hempstead, Milton Keynes, Luftborough-Upon-Sea little gimps.
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Old 4th November 2009, 04:45   #2 (permalink)
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Old 4th November 2009, 04:48   #3 (permalink)
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Stop talking like queers, with the exception of proper Cockneys and ethic Londoners, you all sound soft as shite and do yourself no favours by drinking fizzy piss.
Start to roll your Rs and drop your Hs, stop wearing hoodies and acting chavvish if you don't have an accent to pull it off and also, 'fuck' rhymes with book and not with back.

Have some of that, you Hemel-Hempstead, Milton Keynes, Luftborough-Upon-Sea little gimps.
Surely this deserves demotion, what a cant.
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Old 4th November 2009, 04:49   #4 (permalink)
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Rather, Jonathan....
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Old 4th November 2009, 04:51   #5 (permalink)
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Poor chap that Scoreboard Red, it appears the illustrious fellow has come over somewhat silly.
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Old 4th November 2009, 04:58   #6 (permalink)
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Poor chap that Scoreboard Red, it appears the illustrious fellow has come over somewhat silly.
Nah, let me explain my gripe and I shouldn't really take it out on all of you Southern poofs, but this guy here at work has gotten me wound up. Typical Southern fairy (from Oxfordshire or something, sometimes wears the England rugby shirt on Fridays) with crap hair and I have seen him jogging and he has a Chinese symbol tattoo and everything. That should give you an idea for a start.
Being a polite type of chap, I say hello to everyone, including this twat-arse when we cross paths but it transpires he thinks that because I am Northern, that I am Rainman or something. He talks to me slowly like I'm thick as fuck and if there's a third party in the conversation, he'll mimic my accent and nod his head at me to the other guy with a smirk on his face.
Fucking does me head in the prick. But I don't really know what his stance is here within the company so I'll just leave it to when I'm moving on which looks like soon and I'll show him up in front of the birds he likes chatting to in my team....
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No 'r' in last, cast and fast eh Johnno.

No 'r's in Parkistarn either.

Wait till the last day and twat the cunt on the way home.
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No 'r' in last, cast and fast eh Johnno.

No 'r's in Parkistarn either.
Nope, there's not, absolutely right.
And the correct pronunciation of 'United' is Yoo-Nigh(quick pause)-Id, there is no T, ask anyone form Salford....
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Old 4th November 2009, 05:23   #9 (permalink)
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Where do you live and work Scoreboard Red?
Milton Keynes....

Sydney, Down Under
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Old 4th November 2009, 05:40   #11 (permalink)
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Milton Keynes....

Sydney, Down Under
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Stop talking like queers, with the exception of proper Cockneys and ethic Londoners, you all sound soft as shite and do yourself no favours by drinking fizzy piss.
Start to roll your Rs and drop your Hs, stop wearing hoodies and acting chavvish if you don't have an accent to pull it off and also, 'fuck' rhymes with book and not with back.

Have some of that, you Hemel-Hempstead, Milton Keynes, Luftborough-Upon-Sea little gimps.
Fuck doesn't rhyme with book or back, you brain-dead, lizard-tongued socially-inbred cuntagon.

The rest of the those places can fuck off though, but MK, come on.
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Fuck doesn't rhyme with book or back, you brain-dead, lizard-tongued socially-inbred cuntagon.

The rest of the those places can fuck off though, but MK, come on.
Fuck rhymes with book in Manchester.
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Yeah, but overall Milton Keynes offers far more to the world then Manchester, so we go by our pronounciation of the word, in my eyes and mouth, fuck rhymes with stuck.

Book, rhymes with crook
Cat with hat
It with shit
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Old 4th November 2009, 09:45   #20 (permalink)
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Yeah, but overall Milton Keynes offers far more to the world then Manchester, so we go by our pronounciation of the word, in my eyes and mouth, fuck rhymes with stuck.

Book, rhymes with crook
Cat with hat
It with shit
I studied the effect of the difference in accent in Milton Keynes over a 50 yr period due to the mass overspill of Londoners moving there.
Effectively, you're all Mockneys...
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I studied the effect of the difference in accent in Milton Keynes over a 50 yr period due to the mass overspill of Londoners moving there.
Effectively, you're all Mockneys...
Ah, a lot are, but most aren't. Really depends where you go, places like Leighton Buzzard for example, have not added to their population in years, by keeping it in the family, and no-one ever leaving the town, their jungle-countryside accents and phrases have turned retarded.

You have to admit though, MK is pretty spectacular, no?
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I'll be at the Everton game in a few weeks, Perhaps I had better use a northern twang so I don't get stared at for being a southern poof.

Fookin ell
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Ah, a lot are, but most aren't. Really depends where you go, places like Leighton Buzzard for example, have not added to their population in years, by keeping it in the family, and no-one ever leaving the town, their jungle-countryside accents and phrases have turned retarded.

You have to admit though, MK is pretty spectacular, no?
I like the snow dome and the bowl, don't know much else about the place.
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You just summed up Milton Keynes in half a sentance.
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You just summed up Milton Keynes in half a sentance.
It would seem I have enjoyed the best of Milton Keynes on my fleeting visits. This pleases me
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Fuck actually rhymes with buck, if you speak the queen's.

I'm a midlander, and not one of those Brummy types, so i can hate all northerners and southerners at my discretion.
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Fuck most certainly does not rhyme with capanga, where ever you are.
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I'll be at the Everton game in a few weeks, Perhaps I had better use a northern twang so I don't get stared at for being a southern poof.

Fookin ell
Start by ingesting chips & gravy, no pickled onions, Correr than Eastenders, comb your hair forward in a fringe (no gel), & lastly drink proper beer in high content, dont sip 2 pints of Stella or Watneys & get a lob-on, get it down yer.
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A northern, ozzie... how delightful.
my passport has a kangaroo on it, thats for sure. But akin to Stings 1991 hit Englishman in New York, there are some anamolies with my Australianisms such as the fact I went to school in Salford & my accent is more Liam Gallagher than Alf Stewart
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Fuck most certainly does not rhyme with capanga, where ever you are.
What the hull happened thur right thurrrrr?
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What the hull happened thur right thurrrrr?
Right where? Thurr??!

Uh-oh, Xander's flipped the script on us and is now speaking like a Southern American.
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Start by ingesting chips & gravy, no pickled onions, Correr than Eastenders, comb your hair forward in a fringe (no gel), & lastly drink proper beer in high content, dont sip 2 pints of Stella or Watneys & get a lob-on, get it down yer.
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Right where? Thurr??!

Uh-oh, Xander's flipped the script on us and is now speaking like a Southern American.
Damn you Hectic!! I see i shall have to be wary of your presence from now on.

Back to the topic at hand, people from North London annoy me. At uni i had to work with a group of fellows from there and they were determined to live up to their stereotype. Calling each other `blud` and leaving me to finish the work whilst they went to KFC.
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I am Rainman or something. He talks to me slowly like I'm thick as fuck and if there's a third party in the conversation, he'll mimic my accent and nod his head at me to the other guy with a smirk on his face.....
To be honest i get the same impression about you as he does.

But chinese tatoos are for gays
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To be honest i get the same impression about you as he does.

But chinese tatoos are for gays
Oh do you? You fucking Hollyoaks character.
Used to have a flatmate in Sydney from Darn Sarf, he had little geckos tattooed on him, proper wrong.
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my passport has a kangaroo on it, thats for sure. But akin to Stings 1991 hit Englishman in New York, there are some anamolies with my Australianisms such as the fact I went to school in Salford & my accent is more Liam Gallagher than Alf Stewart
To be honest you give me the impression that you're exactly like Liam Gallagher...

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To be honest you give me the impression that you're exactly like Liam Gallagher...

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You gimme the impresh ynu sit at home reading Lenny Mcleans books wanking over the fact your a Cockney.
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