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1st August 2008, 16:00
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The Big 10,000
When I considered in what manner I'd mark my 10,000th post
I thought I’d take it back to my roots on this message board And salute our current crop of players, approximating an ode Synopsis done, it’s time for me to get this show on the road Two weeks, two weeks that’s all they said And someone postulated Gary Neville was dead And what’s this, Wes Brown? Isn’t he usually crocked? Threw him in at right back And that Manc boy was a rock But don’t you ever diss on Evra He’s probably packing a Glock I’m mean he’s so, so gangsta Our man Patrice he don’t stop So watch me kick it and get wicked On the internets, man Merkin’ punk MCs like Rio Ferdinand Rhyme skills that are like Vidic More of machine than of man Nope, nobody does it like Nemanja can And behind this group you’ll find our keeper Cold keepin’ it large, a Dutch motherfucker name of Van der Sar In midfield we’ve got steel, silk, brains and some brawn We even have one expatriate Canadian Hargreaves, O’Shea, Carrick, Fletcher, Ji-Sung Park and Nani A selection headache, that’s if you’re asking me It’s Paul Scholes, El Colorado, who is pulling the strings And cracking bitch asses with his tackling Forget your challenge for the title You might as well come with a gun If you’re up against our number 8, that’s Anderson Out on the wing, they like to sing ‘Viva’ for that boy Ronaldo, had a fabulous season He knocked in 42 goals, can he improve it in the future? Well I guess nobody knows, but for quotes he likes “polemic” “dream” “I stay” and “I go” Up front no one works harder than our Carlos Tevez Argentina! Argentina! is what the crowd says Crucial goals, much running even though he’s on loan We hope one day Carlitos will be one of our own And then there’s Rooney Wayne Rooney, what can you say? They’ve already nicknamed him the white Pele With tattoos, fags, booze, spittin’ on paparazzi You can’t help but love him, at least platonically So there it is, a team assembled And they look mighty fine A little homage to United From your Doctor of Rhymes |
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1st August 2008, 17:22
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1st August 2008, 17:28
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