The Big 10,000

rimaldo · 1st August 2008, 18:31

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Originally Posted by Dr. Dwayne

reaching the 10,000 mark is fantastic.

you are also fantastic. the specialness is just a bonus.

thank you for finally answering the question doc, you had been avoiding it all through the thread.

you are fantastic too doc. you are my favourite woman's panty wearing canadian who resides on this site.

Alex · 1st August 2008, 18:47

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Originally Posted by Dr. Dwayne

When I considered in what manner I'd mark my 10,000th post
I thought I’d take it back to my roots on this message board
And salute our current crop of players, approximating an ode
Synopsis done, it’s time for me to get this show on the road

Two weeks, two weeks that’s all they said
And someone postulated Gary Neville was dead
And what’s this, Wes Brown?
Isn’t he usually crocked?
Threw him in at right back
And that Manc boy was a rock

But don’t you ever diss on Evra
He’s probably packing a Glock
I’m mean he’s so, so gangsta
Our man Patrice he don’t stop

So watch me kick it and get wicked
On the internets, man
Merkin’ punk MCs like Rio Ferdinand
Rhyme skills that are like Vidic
More of machine than of man
Nope, nobody does it like Nemanja can
And behind this group you’ll find our keeper
Cold keepin’ it large, a Dutch motherfucker name of Van der Sar

In midfield we’ve got steel, silk, brains and some brawn
We even have one expatriate Canadian
Hargreaves, O’Shea, Carrick, Fletcher, Ji-Sung Park and Nani
A selection headache, that’s if you’re asking me

It’s Paul Scholes, El Colorado, who is pulling the strings
And cracking bitch asses with his tackling
Forget your challenge for the title
You might as well come with a gun
If you’re up against our number 8, that’s Anderson

Out on the wing, they like to sing
‘Viva’ for that boy Ronaldo, had a fabulous season
He knocked in 42 goals, can he improve it in the future?
Well I guess nobody knows, but for quotes he likes “polemic”
“dream” “I stay” and “I go”

Up front no one works harder than our Carlos Tevez
Argentina! Argentina! is what the crowd says
Crucial goals, much running even though he’s on loan
We hope one day Carlitos will be one of our own

And then there’s Rooney
Wayne Rooney, what can you say?
They’ve already nicknamed him the white Pele
With tattoos, fags, booze, spittin’ on paparazzi
You can’t help but love him, at least platonically

So there it is, a team assembled
And they look mighty fine
A little homage to United
From your Doctor of Rhymes

Congrats Doc

bazalini · 1st August 2008, 19:07

Oh for fuck sake get me a puke bucket quick.

Dwayne - Suck on some superglue and die

Dr. Dwayne · 1st August 2008, 19:09

thanks baz, I know you mean well.

xoxoxo

VidaRed · 1st August 2008, 19:30

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Originally Posted by Eyepopper

I got this...

wtf

i bet thats the doc celebrating his milestone

Sultan · 1st August 2008, 20:14

Well done buddy

Privilege reading your posts.

rimaldo · 1st August 2008, 20:22

i detect no sarcasm in that post. the doc will never suspect a thing.

Spoonatov · 1st August 2008, 20:27

Well, I've got mine out.

Well done, Dr Dway.

jatin · 1st August 2008, 20:29

congrats doc

cheers to you
gulp

Dr. Dwayne · 1st August 2008, 20:48

thanks lads, big thanks to all of you for making this place so very addictive.

rimaldo · 1st August 2008, 20:52

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Originally Posted by Dr. Dwayne

big thanks to all of you for making this place so very addictive.

i agree. i have had no life for the last 2 weeks except for the pub for a couple of hours of an evening. i may to ask to be banned to regain some kind of normaility.

Rams · 1st August 2008, 20:54

Kin amature is Doc

Dr. Dwayne · 1st August 2008, 20:56

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Originally Posted by Rams

Kin amature is Doc

You aren't a patch on Smashed.

RedNome · 1st August 2008, 23:03

No mention? To say I'm dissapointed would be an overstatement.

Anyway congrats to my favorite tranny Canadian.

Oh and what fucking took you so long?

1st August 2008, 19:07	#43 (permalink)
bazalini Join Date: May 2000 Location: President of The Bring Back "Charlie Devils, Neil Thomson & Clayton Blackmore" Fan Clubs Posts: 16,562	Oh for fuck sake get me a puke bucket quick. Dwayne - Suck on some superglue and die

1st August 2008, 19:09	#44 (permalink)
Dr. Dwayne self confessed womens pantie wearer Join Date: May 2006 Location: form is emptiness, emptiness is form. Posts: 13,914	thanks baz, I know you mean well. xoxoxo

1st August 2008, 20:14	#46 (permalink)
Sultan Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Uneasy lies the head that wears a crown Posts: 16,591	Well done buddy Privilege reading your posts.

1st August 2008, 20:22	#47 (permalink)
rimaldo Out of the closet, into life. Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: the heath. Posts: 9,838	i detect no sarcasm in that post. the doc will never suspect a thing.

1st August 2008, 20:27	#48 (permalink)
Spoonatov El Presidente - Voted best poster 2007 Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Number 17. (Laura's got a cellulite arse). RIP Jermaine Stewart. Posts: 27,802	Well, I've got mine out. Well done, Dr Dway.

1st August 2008, 20:29	#49 (permalink)
jatin First Team Sub Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: there's too much blood in my alcohol system!! Posts: 5,682	congrats doc cheers to you gulp

1st August 2008, 20:48	#50 (permalink)
Dr. Dwayne self confessed womens pantie wearer Join Date: May 2006 Location: form is emptiness, emptiness is form. Posts: 13,914	thanks lads, big thanks to all of you for making this place so very addictive.

1st August 2008, 20:54	#52 (permalink)
Rams extremely handsome, intelligent and talented poster Join Date: Apr 2000 Location: midtable anonymity Posts: 26,960	Kin amature is Doc

1st August 2008, 23:03	#54 (permalink)
RedNome Cnut Rating: 9(conservative) Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Well, here we are in a room with two manky hookers and a racist dwarf. Posts: 12,569	No mention? To say I'm dissapointed would be an overstatement. Anyway congrats to my favorite tranny Canadian. Oh and what fucking took you so long?