Big cocks!

WeasteDevil · 19th July 2007, 19:24

So, who has one apart from Surgical Aplomb who have about 20?

Mine's around 8" with fantastic girth, basically its a fat cock.

I would like to hear from those with 12"ers, basically why it makes them feel good to have such a huge dong, and what benefits it actually provides when considering that the average length of the vaginal tract is around 4", so you are wasting 2/3rds of your length wafting around in air or vacuum or whatever it is in there.

Brad · 19th July 2007, 19:26

The mid-way point in lifes cruel journey already Weaste? How times flies eh

Hectic · 19th July 2007, 19:27

I've always wondered what it would be like to have a penis.

Damn you god!

golden_blunder · 19th July 2007, 19:27

Quote:

Originally Posted by WeasteDevil

wafting around in air or vacuum or whatever it is in there.

deep space

enghuei · 19th July 2007, 19:36

My Chinese cock is the biggest, beat that!

Dannyboy · 19th July 2007, 19:52

try anal you can fit the whole thing, no wasting.

Hectic · 19th July 2007, 20:25

12" Anal = Death by penetration

RedCanadian · 19th July 2007, 20:26

Great thread this.....

Lizard King · 19th July 2007, 20:36

Well I never really realised I was that big until the first time I'd showered at football and I heard gasps when I pulled down my boxers. It doesn't provide a great deal of benefits other than making mates jealous and using it as a tool to pull sluts. During sex it gives me a better view as I can be a bit further back to enjoy the view.

Hectic · 19th July 2007, 20:48

How big do you mean when you say 'big'?

MrMarcello · 19th July 2007, 20:50

Is it the same if you've been called a big dick? In that case, I'm a 72" cock.

noodlehair · 19th July 2007, 20:50

Gayest. Thread. Ever

Hectic · 19th July 2007, 20:51

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrMarcello

Is it the same if you've been called a big dick? In that case, I'm a 72" cock.

In that case I'm a 100" cunt.

Clueless · 19th July 2007, 20:51

Got about 7", that's perfect for me.

Size really doesn't matter that much, because the vagina will change in size in order to adapt to the penis. All you'll achieve by having a long penis is hurting the girl when you're fucking her uterus.

http://isohunt.com/download/16336933/penis+documentary

http://isohunt.com/download/9880295/penis+documentary

Two good documentaries about cocks, for those interested.

Pimpy the Magic Elf · 19th July 2007, 20:57

Quote:

Originally Posted by Clueless

...because the vagina will change in size in order to adapt to the penis...

No way vaginas are that smart!

Lizard King · 19th July 2007, 21:00

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hectic

How big do you mean when you say 'big'?

Hehe I was lying :P

goldenballs · 19th July 2007, 21:01

When Weaste first noticed that his penis was growing larger and staying erect longer, he was delighted, as was his wife. But after several weeks his penis had grown to nearly twenty inches. Weaste became quite concerned, so he and his wife went to see a prominent urologist. After an initial examination, the physician explained to the couple that, though rare, Weaste's condition could be cured through corrective surgery. "How long will Weaste be on crutches?" the wife asked anxiously. "Crutches? Why would he need crutches?" responded the surprised doctor. "Well," said the wife, "you are planning to lengthen Weaste's legs, aren't you?"

Clueless · 19th July 2007, 21:02

Quote:

Originally Posted by WeasteDevil

that the average length of the vaginal tract is around 4", so you are wasting 2/3rds of your length wafting around in air or vacuum or whatever it is in there.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pimpy the Magic Elf

No way vaginas are that smart!

Weaste's right you know.

goldenballs · 19th July 2007, 21:02

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pimpy the Magic Elf

No way vaginas are that smart!

Never heard of a clever cunt then ????/

Clueless · 19th July 2007, 21:03

Quote:

Originally Posted by goldenballs

When Weaste first noticed that his penis was growing larger and staying erect longer, he was delighted, as was his wife. But after several weeks his penis had grown to nearly twenty inches. Weaste became quite concerned, so he and his wife went to see a prominent urologist. After an initial examination, the physician explained to the couple that, though rare, Weaste's condition could be cured through corrective surgery. "How long will Weaste be on crutches?" the wife asked anxiously. "Crutches? Why would he need crutches?" responded the surprised doctor. "Well," said the wife, "you are planning to lengthen Weaste's legs, aren't you?"

WeasteDevil · 19th July 2007, 21:38

Quote:

Originally Posted by noodlehair

Gayest. Thread. Ever

Shut up Noodle "Dr Do Dont sucks my cock all the time and I admit it"!

noodlehair · 19th July 2007, 21:47

At least I've never started a thread asking blokes to detail their cock size. You're in a minority of two, and the other one was KK

no.7 · 19th July 2007, 21:52

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pimpy the Magic Elf

No way vaginas are that smart!

oh yes they are- if you could make a pair of shoes out of fanny - they would never leak and never wear out

Clueless · 19th July 2007, 22:00

Quote:

Originally Posted by no.7

oh yes they are- if you could make a pair of shoes out of fanny - they would never leak and never wear out

What's the foot-equivalent of fisting?

Footing?

Sky1981 · 19th July 2007, 22:03

Well.. actually, it only matters among ourselves IMO.

As long as your partner is not some porn stars who probably tastes like 100+ cocks and be picky about it.

Sides, who gives a damn, its only ego. Everysize of cock enjoys the same orgasm anyway, at least from the men's size.

As long as your dick considered normal I think you'll enjoy every bit of sex as much as the other size.

The only downside is that some styles require certain length to possibly performed with ease

anyway, I'm amazed with the thread.... lol... my dick is xxx". From a mods.

WeasteDevil · 19th July 2007, 22:09

Quote:

Originally Posted by noodlehair

At least I've never started a thread asking blokes to detail their cock size. You're in a minority of two, and the other one was KK

I'm sure the Dr could tell us about yours.

Stanley Road · 19th July 2007, 22:18

Weaste = 6' Cock

Clueless · 19th July 2007, 22:20

This thread is worthless without pics.

Sky1981 · 19th July 2007, 22:21

Quote:

Originally Posted by Clueless

This thread is worthless without pics.

Lol. copy paster?

Lizard King · 19th July 2007, 22:21

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stanley Road

Weaste = 6' Cock

What's wrong with that?

WeasteDevil · 19th July 2007, 22:22

Stan = 6ft cock!

WeasteDevil · 19th July 2007, 22:23

Quote:

Originally Posted by lizardking125

What's wrong with that?

19th July 2007, 19:24	#1 (permalink)
WeasteDevil Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Castellón de la Plana Posts: 61,864	Big cocks! So, who has one apart from Surgical Aplomb who have about 20? Mine's around 8" with fantastic girth, basically its a fat cock. I would like to hear from those with 12"ers, basically why it makes them feel good to have such a huge dong, and what benefits it actually provides when considering that the average length of the vaginal tract is around 4", so you are wasting 2/3rds of your length wafting around in air or vacuum or whatever it is in there.

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Lizard King Join Date: May 2007 Location: Manchester Posts: 12,984	Well I never really realised I was that big until the first time I'd showered at football and I heard gasps when I pulled down my boxers. It doesn't provide a great deal of benefits other than making mates jealous and using it as a tool to pull sluts. During sex it gives me a better view as I can be a bit further back to enjoy the view.

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Clueless causes posters to develop an inability to understand irony Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Bergen, Norway Posts: 3,476	Got about 7", that's perfect for me. Size really doesn't matter that much, because the vagina will change in size in order to adapt to the penis. All you'll achieve by having a long penis is hurting the girl when you're fucking her uterus. http://isohunt.com/download/16336933/penis+documentary http://isohunt.com/download/9880295/penis+documentary Two good documentaries about cocks, for those interested.

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goldenballs Victoria's secret Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Super North Wales Posts: 6,566	When Weaste first noticed that his penis was growing larger and staying erect longer, he was delighted, as was his wife. But after several weeks his penis had grown to nearly twenty inches. Weaste became quite concerned, so he and his wife went to see a prominent urologist. After an initial examination, the physician explained to the couple that, though rare, Weaste's condition could be cured through corrective surgery. "How long will Weaste be on crutches?" the wife asked anxiously. "Crutches? Why would he need crutches?" responded the surprised doctor. "Well," said the wife, "you are planning to lengthen Weaste's legs, aren't you?"

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noodlehair Sacked Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems just with potatoes. Posts: 31,845	At least I've never started a thread asking blokes to detail their cock size. You're in a minority of two, and the other one was KK

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Sky1981 Fending Off the Urge Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: The reminiscence of long lost glory from the past Posts: 2,876	Well.. actually, it only matters among ourselves IMO. As long as your partner is not some porn stars who probably tastes like 100+ cocks and be picky about it. Sides, who gives a damn, its only ego. Everysize of cock enjoys the same orgasm anyway, at least from the men's size. As long as your dick considered normal I think you'll enjoy every bit of sex as much as the other size. The only downside is that some styles require certain length to possibly performed with ease anyway, I'm amazed with the thread.... lol... my dick is xxx". From a mods.

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Stanley Road I.C.F. Member Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Viva Ronaldo Posts: 23,007	Weaste = 6' Cock

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