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Old 24th June 2008, 17:49   #1 (permalink)
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Birth Defects
So I saw this baby on TV the other night and it got me thinking. If you had a child born with a potentially beneficial birth defect what would you do? This baby was born with three arms, methinks that could be rather beneficial, in fights for one and, as my wife mentioned, in the sack (women would loive him she said). Think about it, this baby is one step away from being Goro, he could potentially rule the world. So is it a birth defect or is he an enhanced human? What would you do as a parent in this situation?


Goro is born

Baby born with multiple arms
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Old 24th June 2008, 17:51   #2 (permalink)
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definitely super human, speaking as one of them i can definitely say we should be classed as super human.
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Old 24th June 2008, 17:55   #3 (permalink)
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I would love to have 3 arms, you could walk around all day with a hand down your pants and no one would notice.
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I would love to have 3 arms, you could walk around all day with a hand down your pants and no one would notice.
i do that now and just pretend i am a war veteran with a missing arm. it is very convincing.
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Old 24th June 2008, 17:57   #5 (permalink)
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Are all 3 of them functional?
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Are all 3 of them functional?
They said the third one wasn't but I bet it could be trained to be super strong and such. Imagine it popping out from under a sport coat and grasping your belt as his left hand repeatedly hits you in the face.
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Old 24th June 2008, 18:10   #7 (permalink)
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That's freaky.
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everytime i'm wanking at the computer i wish i had a third hand to move the mouse
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everytime i'm wanking at the computer i wish i had a third hand to move the mouse
i get my mother to help me out with that part. it makes it a whole lot easier, i suggest you try it.
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Old 24th June 2008, 18:41   #11 (permalink)
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everytime i'm wanking at the computer i wish i had a third hand to move the mouse
you see? enhanced human. the possibilities are endless.
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i get my mother to help me out with that part. it makes it a whole lot easier, i suggest you try it.
i miss my mum

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you see? enhanced human. the possibilities are endless.
where everyong sees defect, we see wanking
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Old 24th June 2008, 18:45   #13 (permalink)
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Is that kid the next stage in human evolution or is just nature gone wrong?

I would love to able to morph into other shapes/people.
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Old 24th June 2008, 18:49   #14 (permalink)
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Is it a birth defect to have an unusually 'big one' down south?
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You've got a huge toe, Raven?

and yes, I think so.
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Is it a birth defect to have an unusually 'big one' down south?
in your case i wouldnt call it a defect,

just a lie
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You've got a huge toe, Raven?

and yes, I think so.
Do toes squirt a white liquid? If not, then that isnt it.
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where everyong sees defect, we see wanking



feck me you are brilliant. I love you.
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Yes, they can. I once had a toe that squirted white fluid. The nail went all gay and decided to fall off a few days later.

So, yes, yes indeed.
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feck me you are brilliant. I love you.
now kiss me
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Yes, they can. I once had a toe that squirted white fluid. The nail went all gay and decided to fall off a few days later.

So, yes, yes indeed.
i had that too, it hurst like hell
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Yes, they can. I once had a toe that squirted white fluid. The nail went all gay and decided to fall off a few days later.

So, yes, yes indeed.
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i had that too, it hurst like hell
I had it in both big toenails. pain like you wouldn't believe.
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Old 24th June 2008, 19:22   #24 (permalink)
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I have a birth defect.

It's only beneficial in that it seems to make other people laugh.
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Old 24th June 2008, 20:08   #25 (permalink)
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Think about it, this baby is one step away from being Goro, he could potentially rule the world. So is it a birth defect or is he an enhanced human? What would you do as a parent in this situation?


Goro is born
thats not good

johnny cage would crush his balls again
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