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Old 1st August 2008, 14:43   #41 (permalink)
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What's jgraham's book called?
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Is that a chat up line?

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My chat up lines result in sweet sex on the spot.

You would know if I hit you with one of them, no, that was a promise.
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How do you want me to resolve this situation, i can take my highly trained kung-fu cat round to destroy him?
Just as I feared the institution is now using Gods animals to do their dirty work! I will soon put an end to this.

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Which of my books are you referring to?

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What's jgraham's book called?
"how to be the perfect bitch - 101 ways to impress your overlords"
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That's a brilliant book. We asked him to do 3-4 things and he wrote a book going through everything. Very impressive. He has a position here with us. A meaning to his life now.
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That's a brilliant book. We asked him to do 3-4 things and he wrote a book going through everything. Very impressive. He has a position here with us. A meaning to his life now.
he shall go far in the institution. we have rescued him from the dull slumber he once resided in. soon he shall be cleaning our toilets and unclogging our drains, welcome jgraham. this is the first day of the rest of your life.
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That's a brilliant book. We asked him to do 3-4 things and he wrote a book going through everything. Very impressive. He has a position here with us. A meaning to his life now.
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he shall go far in the institution. we have rescued him from the dull slumber he once resided in. soon he shall be cleaning our toilets and unclogging our drains, welcome jgraham. this is the first day of the rest of your life.
I'm happy to be here, i know the road ahead will have its challenges and tough times but i believe i can handle all in my way.

My new location reflects the importance of my role within this, one day i hope to move up to toilet cleaner!!
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I'm happy to be here, i know the road ahead will have its challenges and tough times but i believe i can handle all in my way.

My new location reflects the importance of my role within this, one day i hope to move up to toilet cleaner!!
your dreams shall be answered by the institution, it is everything and nothing, a way of life, the reason for existence. you have embraced it for everything it is. you are wise beyond your years.
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