Bomb threat in Kingston

Hectic · 1st August 2008, 13:16

Had a bomb scare outside my flat in Surbiton two days ago, police closed the road and started evacuating houses close to the suspect area. It was rubbish and nothing happened, plenty of people were stranded outside for a while, and one lucky policewoman was driving a two-seater undercover Audi TT.

That's all.

jgraham · 1st August 2008, 13:18

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Originally Posted by Hectic

Had a bomb scare outside my flat in Surbiton two days ago, police closed the road and started evacuating houses close to the suspect area. It was rubbish and nothing happened, plenty of people were stranded outside for a while, and one lucky policewoman was driving a two-seater undercover Audi TT.

That's all.

Would it have ben more interesting if say your flat had been blown to bits?

Hectic · 1st August 2008, 13:28

I was debating this earlier. Yes. Yes it would have been alot more interesting. I would have had more cause to be upset, a problem right now to deal with, and then the hero status to deal with. Now, however, I'm at work, working because nothing happened.

jgraham · 1st August 2008, 13:31

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Originally Posted by Hectic

I was debating this earlier. Yes. Yes it would have been alot more interesting. I would have had more cause to be upset, a problem right now to deal with, and then the hero status to deal with. Now, however, I'm at work, working because nothing happened.

I like your thinking on that

I've often been involved in close calls and wondered 'what if'

May be a bit wierd but i was nearly run of the road last week driving home from work and becasue i swerved it was avoided, i went onto think about how it may not have been so bad if i'd have stuck to my guns.

rimaldo · 1st August 2008, 14:02

these are the first signs of some resistance against the institution. i_live_cement and keysersoze have been particularly critical of the revolution. id say we start with them.

Hectic · 1st August 2008, 14:03

They will be rooted out and burned at the stake.

jgraham - Join or die.

jgraham · 1st August 2008, 14:15

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Originally Posted by Hectic

They will be rooted out and burned at the stake.

jgraham - Join or die.

i'm in

Dying ran it close, but i feel i still have far too much to offer

Hectic · 1st August 2008, 14:16

Your first lesson is self-sacrifice. You know what to do.

rimaldo · 1st August 2008, 14:16

excellent, a wise choice. you can be tea bitch. i would like some tea please, tea bitch.

then self sacrifice yourself.

TheRedFlag · 1st August 2008, 14:17

Were they trying to renovate the area?

Hectic · 1st August 2008, 14:20

If they were, they did it in a very awkward and unpractical way. They were threatening to arrest shopowners if they didn't close and leave. Why didn't they want to leave, the alternative is stay and possibly be blown up!

jgraham · 1st August 2008, 14:22

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Originally Posted by Hectic

Your first lesson is self-sacrifice. You know what to do.

I know exactly what to do, i've already had a few practise runs. I'll nail it next time

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Originally Posted by rimaldo

excellent, a wise choice. you can be tea bitch. i would like some tea please, tea bitch.

then self sacrifice yourself.

one lump or two?

Hectic · 1st August 2008, 14:24

Excellent, your unflinching desire to act on our wishes is impressive.

Self-sacrifice isn't necessary, go make me a sandwich bitch!

I_live_cement · 1st August 2008, 14:24

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Originally Posted by jgraham2704

one lump or two?

I don't like the sound of that.

rimaldo · 1st August 2008, 14:26

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Originally Posted by Hectic

Excellent, your unflinching desire to act on our wishes is impressive.

Self-sacrifice isn't necessary, go make me a sandwich bitch!

good use of the tea bitch hectic.

can you get me a kebab jgraham. i want a kebab.

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Originally Posted by I_live_cement

I don't like the sound of that.

if he comes in my tea i shall destroy him.

poisson · 1st August 2008, 14:26

kingston?? OH NO, thats close to where i am! Richmond. But i think i'll be safe

ecantona7 · 1st August 2008, 14:27

nice avatar hectic

jgraham · 1st August 2008, 14:27

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Originally Posted by Hectic

Excellent, your unflinching desire to act on our wishes is impressive.

Self-sacrifice isn't necessary, go make me a sandwich bitch!

Really? i was so close to getting it right too. I guess i can save that then for a later date

White or brown?

Hectic · 1st August 2008, 14:27

Why the hell isn't anyone responding to the original message. I was nearly taken out the game! I'm sure it was an attempt on my life, someone doesn't want me reaching 22,000.

Well, I say Kingston, but it was actually Surbiton.

Hectic · 1st August 2008, 14:28

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Originally Posted by jgraham2704

Really? i was so close to getting it right too. I guess i can save that then for a later date

White or brown?

Excellent, you don't question orders, I like that. Forget the sandwich, make me a tent out of leaves.

KeyserSoze · 1st August 2008, 14:28

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Originally Posted by jgraham2704

i'm in

Another one of God's sons are lost to this so called Institution. Can you not see the irony of your said leader having Che Guevara as a tagline, this will not end well. You are nothing but a sacrificial lamb to the slaughter.

jgraham · 1st August 2008, 14:31

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Originally Posted by rimaldo

good use of the tea bitch hectic.

can you get me a kebab jgraham. i want a kebab.

if he comes in my tea i shall destroy him.

tea bitch is an improvement on my last role, gimp boy was wearing a bit thin.

Salad & Sauce?

Hectic · 1st August 2008, 14:33

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Originally Posted by KeyserSoze

Another one of God's sons are lost to this so called Institution. Can you not see the irony of your said leader having Che Guevara as a tagline, this will not end well. You are nothing but a sacrificial lamb to the slaughter.

That's not Che Guevara, it's a special picture of whatever you want to see. You want to see Che, because you've never been able to get over the Cuban revolution, and your fascination with him will be the end of you.

When I look at my avatar, I see a Mammoth plowing through the snowy mountains on the eve of December.

I_live_cement · 1st August 2008, 14:33

Anyone else noticed that there aren't any females in this cult? Funny that.

Tells you everything you need to know.

rimaldo · 1st August 2008, 14:34

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Originally Posted by jgraham2704

tea bitch is an improvement on my last role, gimp boy was wearing a bit thin.

Salad & Sauce?

were you gonna go and get me one? i can't believe you were gonna go and get me a kebab.

poisson · 1st August 2008, 14:34

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Originally Posted by rimaldo

good use of the tea bitch hectic.

can you get me a kebab jgraham. i want a kebab.

if he comes in my tea i shall destroy him.

he'll come in your kebab. better not ask for mayo

Dans · 1st August 2008, 14:34

So someone threatened to bomb Surbiton but didn't.

What a cunt.

jgraham · 1st August 2008, 14:35

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Originally Posted by Hectic

Excellent, you don't question orders, I like that. Forget the sandwich, make me a tent out of leaves.

Ahh the old tent of leaves - very much my speciality. My time in the bush with Ray Mears has clearly not been wasted. The fat boy has come good!

rimaldo · 1st August 2008, 14:35

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Originally Posted by I_live_cement

Anyone else noticed that there aren't any females in this cult? Funny that.

Tells you everything you need to know.

it is no cult. if you had read the brainstorming session thread you would see what it is. it is a way of life, a reason for existence. it is the institution.

and there is plenty of plunder and womens, you can only know of them once you are inside of the institution.

poisson · 1st August 2008, 14:36

and if somone did bomb surbiton, would anyone really care?

Hectic · 1st August 2008, 14:36

Apparently they had been warned of a suspect device.

Loads of people were laughing at the thought of a bomb in Surbiton, no-one thought anyone would want to target this place. One guy cracked up and said 'Its lowering the name of a already low neighborhood', then he casually strolled over to the area where the bomb was meant to be around! Police obviously moved him back.

1st August 2008, 13:16	#1 (permalink)
Hectic Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Created by two, felt by millions - T.I.O.T.R Posts: 22,600	Bomb threat in Kingston Had a bomb scare outside my flat in Surbiton two days ago, police closed the road and started evacuating houses close to the suspect area. It was rubbish and nothing happened, plenty of people were stranded outside for a while, and one lucky policewoman was driving a two-seater undercover Audi TT. That's all.

1st August 2008, 13:28	#3 (permalink)
Hectic Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Created by two, felt by millions - T.I.O.T.R Posts: 22,600	I was debating this earlier. Yes. Yes it would have been alot more interesting. I would have had more cause to be upset, a problem right now to deal with, and then the hero status to deal with. Now, however, I'm at work, working because nothing happened.

1st August 2008, 14:02	#5 (permalink)
rimaldo Out of the closet, into life. Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: the heath. Posts: 9,838	these are the first signs of some resistance against the institution. i_live_cement and keysersoze have been particularly critical of the revolution. id say we start with them.

1st August 2008, 14:03	#6 (permalink)
Hectic Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Created by two, felt by millions - T.I.O.T.R Posts: 22,600	They will be rooted out and burned at the stake. jgraham - Join or die.

1st August 2008, 14:16	#8 (permalink)
Hectic Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Created by two, felt by millions - T.I.O.T.R Posts: 22,600	Your first lesson is self-sacrifice. You know what to do.

1st August 2008, 14:16	#9 (permalink)
rimaldo Out of the closet, into life. Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: the heath. Posts: 9,838	excellent, a wise choice. you can be tea bitch. i would like some tea please, tea bitch. then self sacrifice yourself.

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TheRedFlag resident idiot Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: E335 Row 31 Posts: 10,909	Were they trying to renovate the area?

1st August 2008, 14:20	#11 (permalink)
Hectic Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Created by two, felt by millions - T.I.O.T.R Posts: 22,600	If they were, they did it in a very awkward and unpractical way. They were threatening to arrest shopowners if they didn't close and leave. Why didn't they want to leave, the alternative is stay and possibly be blown up!

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Hectic Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Created by two, felt by millions - T.I.O.T.R Posts: 22,600	Excellent, your unflinching desire to act on our wishes is impressive. Self-sacrifice isn't necessary, go make me a sandwich bitch!

1st August 2008, 14:26	#16 (permalink)
poisson running through your veins Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: in a pond Posts: 3,828	kingston?? OH NO, thats close to where i am! Richmond. But i think i'll be safe

1st August 2008, 14:27	#17 (permalink)
ecantona7 unlucky bet winner Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Whatever happens, there are always things you could have done better. You score two goals and you usually feel you could have done better.You score two goals and you usually feel you could have scored a third. That's what makes you progress in life. Posts: 7,611	nice avatar hectic

1st August 2008, 14:27	#19 (permalink)
Hectic Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Created by two, felt by millions - T.I.O.T.R Posts: 22,600	Why the hell isn't anyone responding to the original message. I was nearly taken out the game! I'm sure it was an attempt on my life, someone doesn't want me reaching 22,000. Well, I say Kingston, but it was actually Surbiton.

1st August 2008, 14:33	#24 (permalink)
I_live_cement Cat freak Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Lancashire Posts: 5,303	Anyone else noticed that there aren't any females in this cult? Funny that. Tells you everything you need to know.

1st August 2008, 14:34	#27 (permalink)
Dans First Team Elder Join Date: Jun 2001 Posts: 19,690	So someone threatened to bomb Surbiton but didn't. What a cunt.

1st August 2008, 14:36	#30 (permalink)
poisson running through your veins Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: in a pond Posts: 3,828	and if somone did bomb surbiton, would anyone really care?

1st August 2008, 14:36	#31 (permalink)
Hectic Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Created by two, felt by millions - T.I.O.T.R Posts: 22,600	Apparently they had been warned of a suspect device. Loads of people were laughing at the thought of a bomb in Surbiton, no-one thought anyone would want to target this place. One guy cracked up and said 'Its lowering the name of a already low neighborhood', then he casually strolled over to the area where the bomb was meant to be around! Police obviously moved him back.