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14th August 2008, 13:28
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Breaking news: Real life Carcass of Big Foot found (No Wum)
Bigfoot body 'found and put in freezer
'By staff writers August 14, 2008 10:31am Article from: Font size: + - Send this article: Print Email Bigfoot hunters claim to have found creature's body Say they will present photo and DNA proof to press TWO US professional Bigfoot hunters claim to have found a body of the legendary creature and will present evidence of the astounding discovery to the world's press and scientists tomorrow. Matthew Whitton and Rick Dyer, who run Bigfoot expeditions, say they found a dead Bigfoot in the woods of north Georgia, in the southeast of the US, about two weeks ago and have put the carcass in a freezer.  They along with "the real Bigfoot Hunter" Tom Biscardi, who has endorsed the find, will front a press conference in California, where they say DNA and photo proof will be presented. Mr Whitton, a Georgia police officer on leave to recover from a shooting, and Mr Dyer, a former prison officer, have posted photos of their "find" on their searchingforbigfoot website. They describe the creature as being a 2.3m tall "part human and part ape" male and weighing over 230kg with reddish hair and blackish-grey eyes. The infamous feet are described as being flat and 41cm long with five toes. The hands also have five fingers and and the teeth are more "human-like than ape like". The hunters claim several Bigfoots were spotted walking upright in the area the body was found but won't reveal the location "to protect the creatures". Mr Whitton, Mr Dyer and Mr Biscardi say they will soon mount a secret expedition to capture a live Bigfoot. Commenting on the discovery Scientific American said the apparent reluctance of the Bigfoot hunters to actually display or hand over the body would make those sceptical roll their eyes. Although many would regard the Bigfoot as mythical, enthusiasts were given more reason to believe in October last year when hunter Rick Jacobs claimed to have taken photos of a Bigfoot in Pennsylvania. The Bigfoot stir coincides with a supposed Texas sighting and filming of another legendary US monster, the chupacabra, which is a dog-like animal with a long snout that according to folklore attacks livestock, especially goats, and drinks their blood. It seems to be a monster summer in the US with an unidentifed creature creating an internet sensation after it washed up near New York last month. Bigfoot's erstwhile cousin, the yeti or Abominable Snowman, also came under renewed scrutiny last month with a scientist sending some alleged hair from the creature to a lab for DNA testing. 
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14th August 2008, 14:12
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These people work in very similar ways to ITK's. They give you just enough information to get you interested, with promises to reveal all the evidence in a few days. Only for days to turn to week, then they magically dissappear having sold their story and related merchandise.
These guys were at it just a few weeks ago: So that's chupacabra, Alien and Big Foot proof all since christmas. All we need now is the Loch Ness monster to complete the set. |
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14th August 2008, 14:14
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I just caught a leprechaun in my back garden...
well he claims he's a leprechaun, I think he might just be a knacker... he was in my tool shed... |
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14th August 2008, 14:33
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the tea bitch turning on one of his masters. this insolence cannot be tolerated. burn him. burn him at the stake. |
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14th August 2008, 14:35
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How big do you reckon big foot's feet are? Maybe he doesn't want to be found because when he was first discovered, everybody had tiny feet, but now that people have larger feet, his feet aren't that big relatively speaking. All that hype and not to be able to deliver with huge feet would surely lead to suicide. Or something.
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14th August 2008, 14:39
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14th August 2008, 14:43
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14th August 2008, 14:52
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14th August 2008, 16:04
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14th August 2008, 16:49
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