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29th April 2005, 19:12
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Chuckle Brother is a sex pest
KIDDIES’ TV star Barry Chuckle (the skinny older one) was branded a sleazy rat yesterday for trying to bed the mum of two young fans.
The married grandad, 60 — one half of the famous Chuckle Brothers — bombarded attractive Sally Williams with lurid emails. Housewife Sally, 37, also told how he KISSED her as she sat in his car, put his hand up her SKIRT — and BEGGED her to spend nights with him in a hotel. The starstruck mum, who admits she fell for his charms, said: “I must have been insane. “We never had full sex. But I was stupid, naive and idiotic. He’s a slimebag and a sleazeball who could have wrecked my life.” One email from the wrinkly comic — real name Barry Elliott — told how he wanted to “lick, suck and caress” her. Another drooled: “Even though you won’t have your underwear on for long I’m looking forward to seeing it and removing it slowly and sexily, you gorgeous little thing. The “fling” was nipped in the bud when Sally's husband Ron, 40, found one of the emails. He stormed: “I want people to know what Barry Chuckle is really like.” Barry — wed to Ann for 35 years — yesterday admitted sending “fruity” emails and meeting Sally at the services. But he insisted: “Nothing happened.” You wanted quality, Plech... |
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29th April 2005, 19:23
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fuck to me, fuck to you, lick to me, lick to you and so on,
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29th April 2005, 19:33
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Oh, poor victimized 37 year old woman.
What a non-story. A children's TV presenter is still a male. Next you're going to tell me people's parents have sex. Outrageous! She's just trying to cover up with her husband for the fact she was having an affair with somebody named Barry Chuckle. |
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29th April 2005, 19:39
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mind you Barry Chuckle theres hope for me yet 
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29th April 2005, 20:21
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Didn't they both play for Liverpool in the 1980s? They look really familiar.
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29th April 2005, 20:52
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No relation to Wolf Man
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29th April 2005, 23:36
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Show them the picture and ask them if they want to grow old with you. If they say yes, you should stop picking up girls at the Blind Folks Home. |
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29th April 2005, 23:54
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  First picture of woman accusing Barry Chuckle of being a sex pest!
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30th April 2005, 01:12
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the fucking bastards... "To me, to you" FUCK OFF!!!! |
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1st May 2005, 02:02
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3rd May 2005, 10:54
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'The Bastard son of Barry Chuckle'
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3rd May 2005, 12:05
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But it is... He's cool my dad...just don't stand around him while he's got a ladder on his shoulder... |
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son of chuckle 
