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13th November 2008, 21:22
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Cleaning shit with piss.
Ever come back to the toilet and see you've left shit stains in the toilet? and then acted to shoot it all down whilst doing a piss?
Definitely a man thing. |
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13th November 2008, 21:24
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no, but i once pissed on the seat and tried to clean it with shit.
That didn't quite work out the way i planned. |
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13th November 2008, 21:28
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13th November 2008, 21:34
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A mate of mine was on Ket with some mates at his girlfriends house, and he pissed on the toilet seat, and actually grabbed his gf's cat and tryed to use it to clean off his piss.
True story. |
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13th November 2008, 21:35
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i have a pierced cock so my aim is somewhat erratic... id probably hit the wall... i now normally sit down and have a piss like a girly... its very relaxing actually... |
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13th November 2008, 21:40
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he had it ripped clean out in an unfortunate yet at the same time highly amusing construction site incident. He had to piss through a tube for a while. One of the first questions he asked the surgeon who put his cock back together was "how soon can I have it re-pierced" ?!? |
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13th November 2008, 21:43
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13th November 2008, 21:46
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Ouch. Why, oh why? |
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13th November 2008, 21:47
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rather you than me, that's all i'll say. I just can't imagine letting anyone do that to my eld chap, was it a painfull experience? |
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13th November 2008, 21:47
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my mrs pierced me... didnt hurt but soooo much blood the next morning... |
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13th November 2008, 21:48
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And your mrs doing it also answered my next, which was due to be "did you know the person who done it" |
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13th November 2008, 21:51
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the prince alberts are more likley to get caught because they are a ring... mines basically a bar with ballbearings at the end... same with with the nips... i have bars rather than rings and ive never caught them on anything either |
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13th November 2008, 21:54
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Is there anything you've not got pierced!? |
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13th November 2008, 21:55
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I wouldn't let any needles near my chap!
Plus the idea of having to sit down to piss, would totally take the fun out of trying to piss without hitting the seat. |
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13th November 2008, 21:56
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same with tatts... all covered up for work... |
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13th November 2008, 21:57
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the sitting down to piss is very relaxing and id recomend it to anybody! |
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13th November 2008, 21:58
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When i'm pissed I usually find if I aim for the seat I have more luck in getting it in the bowl!! |
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13th November 2008, 21:58
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13th November 2008, 22:01
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I haven't had the bottle to have any tattoo's yet, it's not the needles or the pain it just the thought of enjoying the whole process. People say once you have one it is hard to stop.
As for piercings been of them seen my cousin had to have a chunk of her ear cut out and reattached thanks to a dirty needle. It looked like Tyson had taken a bite for a while. |
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13th November 2008, 22:01
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13th November 2008, 22:03
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Nope, i've seen pictures of the lads who i know and it wasn't a pleasant site, actually made me physically sick. He sent his photos into nuts/zoo - If i had my cock shredded to bits the last thing i'd be doing is showing everyman and his dog the photos! |
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13th November 2008, 22:25
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It is even better trying to waste a floater, with a jet of piss whilst sitting!
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I feel a bit ill now